Zack Calhoon
@visiblesoul.bsky.social
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Actor/Writer/Runner AGENT: Bramante Artists MANAGEMENT: Maude Kaplan Management
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Viktor Winetrout
20 days ago
There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust
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Jake_Vig
22 days ago
If you ever come upon an ancient tome and the only words on the cover you can decipher are variations of "evil" and "beware," open that bad boy up to any page and start reading whatever text you find aloud. What's the worst that can happen?
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Better Things Are Possible
23 days ago
The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
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cameron
23 days ago
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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josh (oldfriend99)
23 days ago
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
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ceej
22 days ago
saw a lady walking in to target, tears on her face, a giant plastic skeleton in each arm. there’s a story there
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Viktor Winetrout
22 days ago
Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious
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Viktor Winetrout
24 days ago
Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
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Katelyn Burns
24 days ago
centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.
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BEAVE
24 days ago
The competition for dumbest comment ever is fierce tonight.
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Eric Lee
29 days ago
Somewhere along the line, somebody conflated competence with elitism and we’re paying a terrible price for it.
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Catherynne M. Valente
29 days ago
I truly can’t imagine the person I would be, the art I would’ve made, the choices I might’ve made, the wide-open vistas that might exist in my brain if the constant anxious horror of the last 10 years in America wasn’t just 24/7 squatting its horrible carcass on every cell of it.
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Brendel
about 1 month ago
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
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Molly Jong-Fast
about 1 month ago
those White House demolition photos look real rough
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Cosmically Funny
about 1 month ago
It was the what of times. It was the the fuck of times.
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Mark Harris
about 1 month ago
Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...
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Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)
Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'
https://people.com/diane-keaton-dead-oscar-winning-actress-dies-at-79-exclusive-8603118?hid=7c4a1aae3df469976f95501cb16f66bff3720476&did=19876358-20251011&utm_source=ppl&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=ppl-breaking-news_newsletter&utm_content=101125&lctg=7c4a1aae3df469976f95501cb16f66bff3720476&lr_input=78ef4767c9f04e424cbb6a202c84ff19c32d04d86ffdf53f3c4ffd14afd8c4f1&campaign=15268005
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Viktor Winetrout
about 2 months ago
Hey man I get what you're saying but what if you were saying something different
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Kristen Beckcom
about 2 months ago
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Phil Plait
about 2 months ago
Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Evergreen post
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Catherynne M. Valente
about 2 months ago
Maybe we’re in such a hellhole because the angry young men (and women) are starting podcasts instead of bands.
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Ian Waters
about 2 months ago
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John Moe
about 2 months ago
I like it when Paul Thomas Anderson is very clear about the content of his films. Q: Can I expect to see any blood in this picture? A: THERE WILL BE BLOOD Q: Does your new film feature any battles? And if so, to what frequency? A: ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
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Scary Sion Sweet 🖤🐉
about 2 months ago
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Ian Waters
about 2 months ago
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“In the new century, I think we will all be insane.” -Tony Kushner, ANGELS IN AMERICA: MILLENIUM APPROACHES
about 2 months ago
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Jonathan Slater
about 2 months ago
The world will be mine
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Mark Harris
about 2 months ago
I need to know the exact hypnosis technique Isaac Chotiner employs the moment after he says, "So how would you feel about jumping on the phone with me for an interview?"
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Cosmically Funny
2 months ago
Feel your fuckings.
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slacey AKA The Christmas Creep
over 1 year ago
Judge: And how do you plead? Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor Judge: Pleiades? Me: Plea uh deez n- My lawyer: OBJECTION
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Viktor Winetrout
2 months ago
Please stop casting evil spells on me. It’s mean and it hurts my feelings
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Pat Casey
2 months ago
The key to writing a great screenplay is to imagine a great movie and then write it down, in screenplay form
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
2 months ago
My therapist said it isn’t depression, it’s ennui, which is just depression wearing a beret.
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Mark Harris
2 months ago
What Robert Redford contributed to American films via Sundance is genuinely immeasurable. He was also an extraordinarily talented director--Ordinary People and Quiz Show are two of the best American studio movies of their eras--and an actor who somehow wore his incredible charisma almost shyly. RIP.
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Kevin M. Kruse
2 months ago
RIP Robert Redford
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The New York Times
2 months ago
Breaking news: Robert Redford, the big-screen idol turned Oscar-winning director, independent film advocate and environmental activist, died at 89.
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Robert Redford, Screen Idol Turned Director and Activist, Dies at 89
He made serious topics like grief and political corruption resonate with the masses, in no small part because of his own star power.
https://nyti.ms/4nEI1O1
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Dave Weigel
2 months ago
RIP to a real one
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Watergate - Dahlberg scene
YouTube video by International School History
https://youtu.be/Qeemjaosp-E?si=rgsmxAdfj8bSB13o
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Viktor Winetrout
3 months ago
I hate when you go to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same skeleton costume
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Mary
3 months ago
Evening shot of Mt. Hood. May 9. 🤍🩵☁️
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Viktor Winetrout
3 months ago
It’s like my mom always said: Uncle Keith is your real father
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Viktor Winetrout
3 months ago
I tilted my puppet's head back so it looks like he's laughing at my jokes. My wife and I are separated
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Viktor Winetrout
3 months ago
This guy just stole my hamburger. So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down
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Viktor Winetrout
12 months ago
[into walkie talkie] Your Mom & I are getting a divorce
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Viktor Winetrout
3 months ago
Sorry for not texting you back I was obsessing about tragedies I’m powerless to change
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John Scalzi
4 months ago
Cat break!
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️⚧
4 months ago
IDK who needs to know this but... You can sing the Sesame Street song "Rubber Ducky" but change the first line to "Motherfucker, burn in hell" and it works PERFECTLY
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Viktor Winetrout
over 1 year ago
Asked the cashier at McDonald’s why the flag was at half mast and she said “Grimace died” and then she started crying
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Viktor Winetrout
12 months ago
I appreciate your constructive criticism
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Richard Kadrey
4 months ago
Cats are and always have been cyberpunks
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