November. I'm fucked.

❄️season's greetings! ❄️ #ScoobyDoo #art

Merry Clitmas

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And I'm done...

Nothing like a vagina for Christmas.

2 days left.

Gotta share this for everyone who is just like me. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yk6toT/

I've been busy so I haven't been able to post my newest shirt! Thank you @smonster.bsky.social

Happy Birthday Babe! @bevpicards.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

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A customer just asked me if I wanted to blow up a bus full of nuns. That's how my day's going.

So it's not a major holiday without me being sick to some degree. Sinus infection it is. I've been trying to knock it out with OTC but nope. I'm now on antibiotics and steroids.

I'm not sure if I should laugh hysterically or say 'bless your heart'.

I'm tired.

Well, first breakdown of the season just happened. Spent 10 minutes in the car crying. I fucking hate it here.

Today will be better than yesterday.

It's very possible that today starts my no days off until Christmas. Sometimes bakery life sucks major fucking ass.

When me, at home, and the owner, at the bakery, fuck with a spammer at the same time.

Sir

Most of the tree is complete. Here's a few of my fave ornaments. My trek ones from last year are not up yet cause I gotta get hooks.

They are so beautiful. Thank you @utterlymagical.bsky.social

She would make a perfect Jean Grey.

2 people working a bakery at Thanksgiving is not for the weak.

Nana: Writers developed Odo romance after a look the saw from Rene in dailies. Cirroc: I was looking at you that way for 7 years and they didn't write anything for me #stchi #startrekds9

My last 3 brain cells:

Someone made me this meme last year and I can't remember who. Help a bitch out.

I made some fucking good looking pies today. Chocolate cream, buttermilk, pecan, pumpkin.

Mothman is back in stock on build a bear. www.buildabear.com/stuffed-anim...

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekMemes