At my cousin's and Ms.Rachel is on cause baby. Ms.Rachel: You be the hot dog. I'll be the bun. Me: 👀👀👀

So, @effinbirds.com commissioned this Lumiere dick.

DS9 Variety 25th anniversary shoot.

Kid brag.

Question: Does anyone have any good Star Trek valentines art or and really good minimalist Trek stuff?

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Say when.

Um, what?

This person is on the good crack. Also for those that don't know, fake cakes cost the same amount as real cakes.

At my nephews birthday party and one of the kids parents said "is that Dr. Crusher ok your shirt?". Yes, yes it is. He said "I love it."

November. I'm fucked.

❄️season's greetings! ❄️ #ScoobyDoo #art

Merry Clitmas

the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 Sex Friend Butt

And I'm done...

Nothing like a vagina for Christmas.

2 days left.

Gotta share this for everyone who is just like me. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yk6toT/

I've been busy so I haven't been able to post my newest shirt! Thank you @smonster.bsky.social

Happy Birthday Babe! @bevpicards.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

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A customer just asked me if I wanted to blow up a bus full of nuns. That's how my day's going.

So it's not a major holiday without me being sick to some degree. Sinus infection it is. I've been trying to knock it out with OTC but nope. I'm now on antibiotics and steroids.

I'm not sure if I should laugh hysterically or say 'bless your heart'.

I'm tired.

Well, first breakdown of the season just happened. Spent 10 minutes in the car crying. I fucking hate it here.

Today will be better than yesterday.

It's very possible that today starts my no days off until Christmas. Sometimes bakery life sucks major fucking ass.

When me, at home, and the owner, at the bakery, fuck with a spammer at the same time.

Sir