Fix-a-flat, but for my chest 🤣😂🤣

Quote with 5 jobs you've had. 1. Nail Technician/Small Business Owner 2. Hairstylist 3. Office Manager 4. Lighting Sales/Office Do-It-All 5. Exotic Dancer

I want this shirt

Oh, no, not the DOLLAR! That's the thing I have the least.

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.

I'm in a fuck you kinda mood this morning, Maria. So, fuck you.

Anyone know who this is and why I am not Autistic or linguist enough for them?

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

The nurses are pissed

I know we prefer not to bring that other place up, but there's still good people trying to make Good Trouble over there. Pretti was legally carrying a registered firearm. It was a very $$$ firearm. He knew what the regulations were, and complied. Then he was executed.

Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE while their fellow agents clapped

They are killing whites on purpose. To show us they can and that things have changed. It’s a message. I guess we need to answer it or shits going down.

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

Hey queers and weirdos in this terrible time of our country, remember: love still survives in pockets, in glances, in chosen family. You are loved. I love you. There are hands reaching for yours, even in the dark. Hold fast to them… and fuck the rest. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈❤️

ICE is an untrained wannabe Gestapo. They don’t even know how to operate the equipment they’ve been issued! While attempting to disperse protesters they’re telling each other how to use the tear gas launchers and flash bangs. ABOLISH ICE!

Buy them! I bought Christmas gifts here and everyone loved them! You won't be disappointed 😁🖤

Lightly herbed chicken, shallot and chive mashed potatoes, roasted asparagus, and a Greek yogurt/lemon sauce is for dinner tonight 😋 I forgot to photo when there was more chicken 😜

If the fascists take me away please tell everyone I died doing what I loved: yelling at white men

You want my unity? Speak up before you chide people. Methinks you just want someone to make YOU feel good. That's fine, but don't be disingenuous. Just say you want kudos, don't act like fascism is winning because people made you take a position.

Body by dumplings and Pepsi

HEY!!! queers & weirdos 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤓 If you see this and you’re still fighting to be yourself in this world… I’m proud of you. Drop a ❤️ so I know you’re here — and if you feel like it, share this so someone else feels less alone today. Love you. Take your fiber.

My entire wishlist is spices and now I feel too colonial. I don't even trust myself right now 😭😂😭

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It's time for Mojo to cross the Rainbow Bridge. He's a fine cat, handsome and independent. He can't keep up with hygiene anymore. He's too proud to merely exist like that. My heart is breaking. He and I have been together 17 of his 18 years. He deserves better

Therapy was good.

Good morning, my lovely deviants 🖤 have a happy mid- week! Dang. Now I want cake!

For a dingo who knows @dingosotherkindey.bsky.social

Any of y'all mess with homemade sweet and sour pork over jasmine rice? I know you do! There's plenty, so come on! 🖤🤤

I want to thank everyone for hanging with me as my son was in the ER. I can't tell you how much it means to me. You all know I don't have much in the way of family to lean on. You all are great people, and I am so very grateful for you all 🖤

Main thing tonight: he is going to be okay. That's the focus 🖤

He is home now. Not a heart attack. They suggested other things. He will follow up with a primary care doctor in a week.

My son is in the ER with chest pains. I am beside myself and I didn't go along. My husband did and now I can only wait. So. How're you?

Weird. You are fucking weird. Get off strangers asses on THEIR OWN PAGE AND POST.

Valid crash out

The people who want the Ten Commandments in your school also want to shoot your face and do the Gritty while you bleed out. Just something to think about.

It me

The sentiment is stronger than the typo

You don't have to be white to carry water for white supremacy, dork. Also, I doubt you have Black friends. You don't capitalize Black. You do for Latinos and Asians, but not Black. Quit LARPing like you ain't white and you have friends. We got eyes. We can read.

No matter what happens, never stop talking about the Epstein Files. No matter what happens, never stop talking about the Epstein Files. No matter what happens, never stop talking about the Epstein Files. No matter what happens, never stop talking about the Epstein Files.

I'm always the less attractive option.

"Look, your stupid healthcare supplements were just spent invading a sovereign country without provocation and kidnapping its president to distract you from that Epstein problem. You're welcome!"

DM right after you follow? Goodbye. I'm not interested in whatever nonsense you got.

Y'all, I don't know what to think of Venezuela. I will be dead honest, I have not thought of Venezuela before today. I can admit that.