Patti LaBelle and her son Zuri Kye Edwards have wiped out more than $667,000 in unpaid school lunch debt, helping thousands of children across the United States. LaBelle called the act “a victory greater than any Grammy,” emphasizing that no child should ever have to learn on an empty stomach.

Chicago is where Michelle was raised, where I got my start as an organizer, and where we built a family together. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next June, it will be our way to give back to a city that has given us so much. obama.org/presidential-center

the witch king of angmar has to work at waffle house because of budget cuts in mordor

me [teh type nerdboss] 'firstly, it's a 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦....' cc: @typofonderie.com

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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alright fuck it, we're doing a joint year end best of playlist BUT here's the criteria -- you can only reply with one song and it does not have to be new in 2025, but it has to have been new TO YOU in 2025

If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health

It’s grink season

As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.

aggressively american

They flipped out about rap music for *decades*

nothing says you’re kicking ass at Buddhism quite like having an insatiable desire for something

the minute flights got canceled, Dems folded like a house of cards, leaving me to wonder why the fuck this post made some of you so angry

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

filling out my @liberalcurrents.com survey and predictive text got me ಠ_ಠ

mugger: *points gun* your money or your life me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix mugger: no i mean- me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien

Jane Austen's 250th birthday is coming up in December and I hope you'll celebrate by taking a turn about the room, acquiring a passion for dead leaves & closet shelves, and taking a fancy to the last person you could ever be prevailed upon to marry.

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

boostng to poison teh ai slop

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

"The girls do extra and the boys do little or nothing."

Men assume Pride & Prejudice is a Hallmark romance when the plot is driven by the Bennet sisters’ fear of starvation because they will be homeless when their father dies. It’s a book about money, about people, and those who dismiss it as saccharine fluff are cheating themselves.

A long-dreamed-about line that would link Brooklyn and Queens via light rail can begin the environmental-review process, Gov. Kathy Hochul announced Wednesday. buff.ly/Smkc3Ci

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

just realizing these are from teh same story @arfmeasures.bsky.social @tweetpotato314.bsky.social

im right here bitch ass

More like Jane GREATall.

me on my way to teh rapture

OK – it's late and Halloween is coming up. So I'm going to share the only spooky thing that's ever happened to me.

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan PETER PARKER: it’s ben MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

imagine that your job is to fly around and get absolutely covered in food this little lady has the best life

NEW MCMANSION HELL on what may be the ugliest house i've ever seen mcmansionhell.com/post/7868373...

@weratedogs.com can we get a score here folks?

2003, TekServ NYC, buying a Photoshop upgrade: I paid, and went to wait in the delivery area (IYKYK). I looked to my left and did a double-take noticing I was next to Sam Waterston (taller than expected). Sam did a side-eye as he noticed me notice him. I let him be. He bought Norton Antivirus.

"Black applicants would, on average, need credit scores approximately 120 points higher than white applicants to receive the same approval rate, and about 30 points higher to receive the same interest rate."

Sasquatch: *to tv camera* Tonight we will try a human call and hope for a response. *clears throat* 🎵Sweet Caroline🎵 From a distance: 🎵bah bah bah🎵 Sasquatch: You heard that! It was a human! Camera Sasquatch: I don't know. Could be a bird.

COVID was not @stephenking.bsky.social's Captain Trips, but AI is absolutely going to be Blaine the Mono.

Sloopy, I'm going to place you on a brief hold

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

#RECALL: Yamaha Music USA recalls AC power adaptors for digital pianos and music workstations. They can overheat and ignite; burn and fire hazards; Get free replacement or repair. CONTACT: Yamaha at 844-703-5446 or www.yamaha.com/us/support/pa300crecall. More: cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...

if you see this post your getaway vehicle

Remember when you first learned about genetics at school? All those fascinating examples of human traits that are each apparently determined by just a single gene? Time to check in on some of your favourites to see how they’re doing. 🧬🧵🧪 1/n

www.vatican.va/content/fran... From Pope Francis' Easter message yesterday, "Urbi et Orbi"