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Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.

"There’s the famous saying that when you’re a carpenter, every problem looks like a nail. I guess when a rising politician centers her brand on her time as a Navy helicopter pilot, every crisis starts to look like Iraq."

My wife broke our new TV last night, and in like the dumbest fucking way possible. She put a fucking tape measure inside the bezel to measure the width of the TV, which she'd measured 10 fucking times already and was completely unnecessary, and ripped the screen. The kids were ready to kill her.

Democrats are so fucking stupid. You are the governor and your party has all the power, so what do you do? Well, if you're a Republican, you use that power to do whatever the fuck you want to. If you're a Democrat, you do this shit.

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hope you brought urine!

Lmfao we're watching this dude's brain die in real time, and right after they released fake health exam results saying he's doing great

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Paris Saint-Germain: ✅ ✅ ❌ ✅ ✅ Arsenal: ✅ ❌ ✅ ✅ ❌ Paris Saint-Germain achieve the dominance in Europe they have long desired, beating Arsenal 4-3 on penalties in the Champions League final.

Giants OLB Abdul Carter on why he responded critically to Jaxson Dart’s decision to introduce Donald Trump: www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

they bring the wife from Up back to life to reunite her with Carl and immediately shoot her in the head

amazing this is not a skit

Here is Tom Steyer personally supporting high school trans athlete AB Hernandez. I don't think I've ever seen a candidate as brave as Tom Steyer in his explicit support for trans folks. It says a lot that it took a self funded billionaire not dependent on donors to do it.

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Van Hollen is right: Israel is guilty of ethnic cleansing, apartheid, & genocide against the Palestinian people. US officials, under Biden and Trump, who have aided and abetted these crimes by providing taxpayer dollars, bombs and political support to Israel have no place in future administrations.

Lmao

KEILAR: When I think of someone who is almost 80, I would think a little dozing off here or there to maybe be kind of normal. Is that not normal? DR REINER: It's unusual to be surrounded by people in the Oval Office and you fall asleep

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On this slightly longer clip, a white object transits the sky on the right. What is that?

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

An NBC News investigation finds dozens of examples of criminals imitating ICE to rob and attack people www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

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"They gave their lives to defend your freedoms." Wow thanks man. Thanks for doing that. For me.

fuck the mets

Every couple months I check in on the latest Adrian Chiles articles and I’m always absolutely blown away. These are all from the last couple months. The man is operating at an incredibly high level.

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A ROAR OF RELIEF. 🔊 After a season-long relegation battle, THE SPURS MARCH ON IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE!

The different emotions in the relegation battle, as Spurs are staying up and West Ham will be playing in the Championship next season.

Tottenham stays up!

All the centrist/conservative Democrats who wanted to allow Abrego Garcia and everyone else Trump sent to CECOT to rot in a slave camp should be embarrassed with themselves and think deeply before saying anything about anything.

Makin' it hot

How did I only just discover that Don Jr is marrying the daughter of a prominent Epstein enabler? Her late dad, a banker, wrote Epstein a reference letter calling him "a gentleman of the highest integrity" to help get him tax breaks &… his island. Can’t make this stuff up.

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

ABC White House Correspondent Selina Wang was recording at the White House when she heard gunshots and took cover.

New York Giants players, including linebacker Abdul Carter, (rightfully) seem pissed about Jaxson Dart palling around with the president. It’s the kind of thing a player should think about before backing an overtly white supremacist politician.

Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.

How late is too late to text a coworker on a Friday night about a piece of furniture from the sopranos and not about anything work-related?

LOL. I guess some athletes don't have to "shut up and play", but only if they support a racist, warmongering pederast. Be proud, Giants fans.

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NESTERAK: President Trump has granted clemency to numerous individuals who have stolen hundreds of millions in Medicaid funds. Can we expect any of these folks to be shown the same mercy? McDONALD: I'll take a different question

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I don't know, man, I think we're all going through a lot and none of us needs to walk outside and see this right now

My audition for James Bond. Ain't it time for a 007 who's tired of yo' shit? @primevideo.bsky.social @deadline.com @thr.com @denisvilleneuve.bsky.social