You should all demand a refund on your taxes next year for the cost of the Iran war.

The moringa tree, known as the “miracle tree”, is one of the most nutrient-dense plants on the planet and is prized for its healing qualities. It also has another huge benefit, according to new research: it’s excellent at removing microplastics from water. https://cnn.it/4te5Bna

tavern, seward, nebraska, 1980

The Trump administration has unveiled a new passport design featuring images of Trump and the founding fathers.

As a parent of three kids, who I adore and I absolutely would not change a thing, let me be blunt: DO NOT HAVE KIDS IF YOU DO NOT WANT KIDS. DO NOT HAVE KIDS OUT OF ANY SENSE OF OBLIGATION TO ANYONE ELSE. You are not doing the world a favor. You are manufacturing a bad situation for them and you.

We’ve got to stop it with these god damn turnovers

It’s a violation of the lease for smoking weed in your apartment. You will get evicted. so do I file a complaint with my landlord?

Someone on my floor has smoked so much weed that my apartment now reeks of weed.

Why do people love and cherish abusers while leaving victims to suffer? Well, that’s what we’re taught success looks like. That’s what we’re taught as the norm and the status quo. We’re punished for going against it, far more than for perpetuating it. This is how abuse is incentivized.

Checking out the local news and decided to switch it over to the Wolves game at commercial break and oh no what happened

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

At least the Wild are kicking ass tonight

It was probably a good idea stay home to watch this Wolves game so I can eat my feelings away and not drink them away if I had gone to the bar

On this day in 1873, the Supreme Court held in Bradwell v. Illinois that states could continue to exclude women from the legal profession. Myra Bradwell argued “that woman has a right to think and act as an individual.” The men on the Court disagreed. #WeTheMen

We really need to normalise 3 day weekends: one for activities, another for cleaning, and the last for rest and binge-watching.

Millenials - Is this how you pictured your adult years?

Gas is almost $4 bucks a gallon here in the west metro 😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭😭

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

man, if it's the last cool thing the world did, it sure was cool

The Twins must be desperate to get folks through the gates today as they are offering their “happy hour” deals. Where I thought I had read that they were not offering those deals today for the home opener

Happy Twins Home Opener Day to those who celebrate!! 🎊 ⚾️🍾😎❤️

Damn The Seville has closed permanently?! Bummer

OKAY, PEOPLE, PLACES! WE ARE NOW ON A TIMER TO GET EVERY PERSON ON EARTH INTO APE COSTUMES FOR WHEN THEY GET BACK #ArtemisII

LMAO THERE COULD BE NO CLEARER INDICATOR THAT BLUESKY IS FOR OLD PEOPLE Remember to take your blood pressure meds today, peepaws and meemaws

Let's crucify him and bury him in a tomb to see if he can hit for the cycle.

Wild

Who else watched the space ship launch?! What a time to be alive

I was away from the Internet most of the day, here is a compensatory kitten picture to make it up to you

Well, fuck man. My brother just called to tell me he had to put his dog down unexpectedly today. I guess a tumor burst on his heart and he was bleed internally

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging thunderstorm, an Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, an owl keeping watch, and a basket of emotional support scones.

You know who is *really* mad about yesterday’s massive protests? The racist reactionaries who thought *they* own my town, who thought my country belongs to them. Yesterday they saw evidence that their neighbors, their fellow Americans, aren’t with them. We’re with each other. 💪🏻 #NoKings

The "Father of the Waters" statue in Minneapolis City Hall does notably feature an alligator, in no small part because it was snatched up relatively cheaply by MN notables when New Orleans (which had originally commissioned the work) was unable to pay.

Fuck. I’m cleaning up some contacts in my phone and I accidentally hit the call button for someone. I hung up immediately but hopefully they don’t call or text 😬

How about this #NoKings group of protesters!!

Oh my godddddddd

I wonder why not a single MAGA has figured out that they, too, could sign up, get paid, and become famous for outing the whole thing. 🤔🤔

Watching the Yankees and Giants game and the players can now challenge an umps call! Is this new?!

Please, I am begging people: never again repeat the claim that only two people were killed in the occupation of Minnesota.

March Madness is a lot more fun when you don’t have actual skin in the game 😞

Stupid fucking Iowa. I hate Iowa!! Still super proud of the boys. Never imagined we’d make it this far. GBR

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I don’t know about the rest of you, but what a long ass work day. Blah

Oh no, Nebraska plays Iowa Thursday night in the Sweet Sixteen 😬

If the Home Opener was today the weather would be ✨perfect✨

RIP Death.

Has Chuck Norris really died?! 😞