LOOKOUT TOM CREAN THERE’S MOUNTAIN DEW BEHIND YOU

Sam Darnold was born to be a Seahawk I fear

People should have five paid “it’s a really nice day so I’m not going in to work” days a year.

Sometimes I wonder what prehistoric people thought when they saw the northern lights looked so much brighter on their phones. They must have thought it was just magic.

Didn’t have “stepping on a piece of pizza on my walk home from the bus stop” on my bingo card today.

Lunch hour at the Northstar Center Cafeteria 🫠

Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item

Did we really need another version of Gordon Lightfoot’s 1976 epic? Maybe not, but Jeremy Messersmith needed to get his adaptation out of his head by today, a story that exemplifies the song’s lasting “all-consuming” power. www.startribune.com/jeremy-messe...

This just in at my corner store

Gordon Lightfoot wasn’t sure about “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.” He recorded it only when the sessions for his album Summertime Dream finished a day and a half early. His new drummer, Barry Keane, had never played the song before. That first take is the one that appears on the album.

CBS Sunday Morning just did their “6 7” story so it’s time to move on

Our trees threw in the towel with last night’s freeze and now I’m really hoping we get that second round of street sweeping from the city 🤞🏻

One piece of stability in today’s world: my Kentucky Fried Chicken still has sporks.

40 years ago, three Norwegians turned a homemade melody into a pop revolution. “Take on Me” fills dance floors and still earns a formidable income for A-ha. The Post caught up with the 80s band to discuss the song’s unexpected afterlife.

Young Americans: Tina Schlieske afterparty at the Icehouse

I am now Standing At A Show And Someone Offers Me A Stool If I Would Like To Sit Down years old.

Can punk rock save downtown St. Cloud?

Scoop: McClatchy has quietly laid off dozens of staffers across multiple divisions, including shuttering its D.C. bureau. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/mcclatchy-...

I hope that everybody celebratorily hooks up tonight

Mamdani Wins N.Y.C. Mayor’s Race After Highest Turnout in Decades

Voter 574, St. Paul W-4 P-2

FFS nobody cares, like announcing you're unfollowing someone

Star Tribune columnist Eric Roper is biking to all 13 wards of Minneapolis to talk to voters about today's local elections.

Let us never speak of that quarter again.

We strongly condemn @CondéNast’s consolidation plans for Teen Vogue, a move that is clearly designed to blunt the award-winning magazine’s insightful journalism at a time when it is needed the most. More from our statement:

I know it’s November but I am not ready.

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

Approximately 27 minutes ago Fox dropped a Northwestern football promo in the middle of this historically epic World Series game. Nothing has been normal since

Muddy Ruel reference! #drink

Most needlessly long in-game interview ever

Holy Bichette.

Surprisingly popular among the kids last night. And, also, not very good. (Much prefer Teddy Grahams.)

And we’ll see you tomorrow night

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Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

sandy koufax looks amazing. left hand of god more like god’s skincare routine

One year I will wash the windows on my house when it is not 40-something degrees. But it is not this year.

Recently bought a gallon of milk from Costco and saw that it’s produced at the same plant as the milk we get at Target and Cub (plant 27-168, Kemps in Minneapolis). BTW that plant on Broadway is the former Clover Leaf dairy — the brand we drank when I was a kid in the 1970s.

I think I was already pro-Blue Jays because of Guerrero, Bichette, Varsho and Kiner-Falefa, but regardless that 6th inning was just awesome.

Twins fans every time they mention it’s the Blue Jays’ “first Series in 32 years”

So much yes to this. (Bring back home whites!)

🚨🚨🚨 First one since March !!!! Perfect timing as we only have one left in our freezer.

IDSA releases #COVID vaccine guidance for people with weakened immune systems Immunocompromised adults and children should receive an age-appropriate COVID-19 vaccine dose as soon as possible, the organization says. www.cidrap.umn.edu/c...

Just witnessed someone trying to fireb*mb Fletcher’s Ice Cream in NE. Saw a dude acting weird next to a parked car in front of the place. I walked by, heard a smash through my earbuds, smelled gasoline/kerosine. Turned around, snapped some photos instinctively. Thankfully they suck at molot*vs.

Sometimes a $4.99 hospital cafeteria honey BBQ chicken sandwich is a godsend.

Big Ten - the 5-2 of conferences.

Sports memorabilia office is coming together

Updated 9:44 AM: Text for Safety is now functioning normally again. Thank you for your understanding as the issue was addressed.

Haven’t listened to morning radio in forever, but today it was kind of a hoot hearing Steve Gorman freak out over the oncoming Howl Owl Howl tour. “Mills was asking me what Black Crowes songs I wanted to play and I was like, ‘None.’”