Nice

Bryce Miller on Josh Naylor: “We need him next year, too, so we better get workin’ on that.” Tell ‘em, Bryce!

You finished the civil war memorial? Sure did boss real fuckin sexy just like you asked

We should rapture more often imo

MIGHT AS WELL GO WIN THE WHOLE FUCKIN THING

Welp, I’m not sleeping tonight! Let’s go!!

OCTOBER

Playoffs!! 🔱

THE SEATTLE MARINERS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS. LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

From Rasmus Jarlov, chair of Denmark’s Defence Committee:

A man scorned

Today I'm seeing THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS w/ SpongeBob himself, my longtime friend TOM KENNY. I voice his archenemy, The Flying Dutchman-a swashbuckling pirate ghost. If you have even a fraction of the fun watching it as I had making it-You'll have the time of your life!!! 🤣 🧽 👍

It is so utterly pathetic that the current President of the United States stood in front of the United Nations and called climate change a "con job". No need to fact-check it either. There's not a shred of scientific fact in that statement, befitting a man who is breathtakingly ignorant on science.

Usually there's some weave before he directly contradicts something he just said, but that was a straight line.

What must the world think of this country now?

Long term, Trump really might be the greatest gift to international progress. He’ll go down as the sick mad king who dislodged the most powerful nation on Earth. Normally historical revisionism and ideology would assuage this but it is so catastrophic and embarrassing that it’s unfit for propaganda.

Good morning The Seattle Mariners play baseball today 🔱

What a fucking G.

i got the covid vaccine during both my pregnancies and stayed on prozac too, and not only are both my kids perfect but they get excellent 5G reception

love this rapture lunatic lady on tiktok who said "make sure you leave your phone unlocked for the people who come after" but then said she wasn't doing that bc she "still has bills to pay"

Tell me truly, I implore! Is there anything at this store From foreign lands Or within these shores That e’er again I might afford? Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

Yes they were in fact swept, and are now outside of a playoff spot. LMAO 🗑️🗑️🗑️

Altuve, being the last out, is the cherry on top, of a great sports weekend!

I have an imposter so please report @kevin-mkruse.bsky.social

GO and I cannot stress this enough MS

The reporter who was offered cash in a Sour Cream & Onion potato chip bag by a Mayor Adams stooge:

The Mariners won the weekend and season series against the Houston Astros with a 6-4 win behind a stellar George Kirby. You can read my coverage of the game here on @lookoutlanding.bsky.social : www.lookoutlanding.com/game-recap/1...

I hope this revelation about Disney adult influencers standing against fascism boosts their public reputation cause I know several Disney adults and they’re all really good people who just like whimsy and wonder and fun and don’t deserve the negativity thrown at them.

parenting is literally just saying “wow that was awesome bud!” when your kid does some mundane thing

Trump criticizes Pam Bondi for not charging his adversaries quickly enough, in a Truth Social post that looks a lot like a DM. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

thats some Jonty Rhodes level fielding damnnn

Joy is an essential part of life. Sometimes you have to search for it and sometimes it finds you. Either way, embrace it and let it wash over you. You deserve it.🙏💜

NEVER A DOUBT GOMS 🔱

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

CAL RALEIGH HAS PASSED KEN GRIFFEY JR. (57) 🔱

when the lady from the fifth element goes to costco she’s leeloo multipacks. thanks

In what state, seriously, are you running a pro life Democrat post-Dobbs? Your plan on polarization is to…surrender on one of your 70/30 issues? Why not come out against taxing the rich and social security?

Congratulations to Josh Naylor on his first career 20/20 season!

you spend 11 years and 365 days living as a boy. after all, that's what you are - everyone says so! with the various problems during childhood, that's the one thing they agree on the whole way through. then, you wake up, age 12. and there they are, just outside the window. you wonder if you knew

50/50 chance, soundtrack to Man of La Mancha or Camelot, he wore out several tapes of each.

Take care of your knees and back!

Fantastically unhinged. 13/10. 😂

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

Tell it, Chuck.

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

if the WWII poem aint your thing and you’re more of a visual learner… its this simple