If you recognize more than 50% of this lineup, please remember to schedule a colonoscopy as soon as possible

For the first time in probably 2-3 months I have absolutely nowhere to go and nothing to do this weekend. After this week that is sooooo needed lol This has been the craziest week (derogatory) at work and then to stay up for the craziest (complimentary) week of Mariners baseball, and I am WIPED

game six of the World Series is on Halloween if the Mariners win the World Series in six games I think it’s safe to say the Etsy witch’s powers are real

man what are we going to do for five days next week with no Mariners baseball

We’re only two games (one, but really two because of tiebreakers w/ NYY and TOR) out from being the 1-seed but I honestly do not want this to happen because the ALDS matchups look more favorable from the 2-seed. So I need both of those teams to win at least one game this weekend and we’re all set!

just love when payday hits and all that money immediately leaves my account to pay bills 🥲

ok well after getting 3.5 hours of sleep on Tuesday and 2.5 hours last night, I cannot be awake for another minute. goodnight everyone, hope I wake up to Cal having 61 home runs

crossed another item off the to do list today without even doing anything! if only I could do that in my daily life ✅ Postseason berth ✅ AL West Champs (!!!!!) ✅ 2-seed Next up: ⚫️ Win ALDS Later on: ⚫️ AL Champs ⚫️ World Series Champs

Well now that intentional walk was just RUDE

I guess the Mariners don’t wanna lose momentum by taking it easy, and I respect that!

as much as he may not want publicity or special treatment, the Glenns of the world are exactly who we SHOULD give that stuff to.

JULIOOOOOOOO (defense version)

well you know why the Rockies are just barely not the worst team ever

GENO!!!!!

Ok I’m definitely going to bed early tonight. The only thing left we need in the regular season is Cal’s home run totals, and it is unlikely to be record breaking today (not impossible, but unlikely).

LET’S GO!! No wild card for us, bitches!!!!

the Phillies and the Marlins are delayed in the bottom of the 8th in a game that has no meaning for either team. just let them figure already!

Crazy to think that we’ve been looking at the Dodgers series to close out the season with fear this entire summer because we figured we’d need those games and now it’s very likely to be 100% meaningless. 😅

3 more outs. Cmon Detroit!!

Oh cool, the Guardians are losing 4-1 going into in the 8th, so that 2-seed is hopefully just six outs away! Please, Tigers, do not blow this one!

wait This is insane

I just love how he’s facing the wrong way like “hey guys! whatcha doin’??”

really hoping I can attend one road postseason game this year. Not sure how the heck I can make that work, but that game in Toronto in 2022 was one of the best nights of my life and I wanna do it again!

Here’s the thing. I firmly believe Cal Raleigh should win MVP. I feel strongly enough about my arguments to back that up that it goes beyond bias - if Cal played for a team I hated, I’m confident I’d feel the same way. I also think there are arguments to be made for Judge and I understand them.

I’m so tired today I actually feel hungover lol

the Mariners have been AL West champs 100% of the years that I have had a Luis Castillo funko pop on my desk at work

Good morning, Mariners fans.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. No seriously this is the American League's best baseball player

Raleigh vs. Judge what is this a North Carolina gerrymandering lawsuit?

I love you all and I love the Mariners and this has been a top 5 week of my life in terms of fun but goddamn I’m tired. I do not think I will stay up for tonight’s game. 😅

There’s been a lot of short-term guys acquired at the deadline that have ended up being fun and we’ve clamored for an extension for, but I feel like we mean it a little extra for Josh Naylor. My devastation if they can’t get it done would be much higher this time. He NEEDS to be a Mariner!!!

Chat, WHAT was my dad thinking last night?????

Good morning to all of you, but especially to the 2025 AL West Champion Seattle Mariners. I love my silly, weird baseball team.

I've gotten a total of 6.5 hours of sleep over the past two nights, my body is physically exhausted probably from tensing up I did especially two nights ago, and I have a little headache this morning. was it worth it, though? YES. 1 TRILLION PERCENT WORTH IT

COVID-shortned 2020 A's not withstanding, the M's are the first team to win a full-season division title over the Astros since 2016. The Rangers came close by losing the tiebreaker in 2023, but the Mariners are the first to do it. I always hoped it'd be us to dethrone them, and I'm SO HAPPY it was.

the fact that the host of Jeopardy just said this made me choke on my cereal 😂

It’s no coincidence that the two most prodigious home run hitters in Mariners history have been gifted in the badonkadunk department. I mean, Sir Mix-A-Lot knew

Neither Angie Mentink nor Shannon Drayer are really on this particular text-based platform, but it has meant the world to follow a team this season covered with such knowledge, empathy, curiosity, and joy from women behind the mic. It made me happier to be a fan.

BEST FRIENDS Mariners, you MUST sign Josh Naylor because you CANNOT separate Tucker from his bestie!!!!

Goodnight everyone. See you all for some hangover baseball tomorrow! ✅ Postseason berth ✅ AL West Champs (!!!!!) Next up: ⚫️ 2-seed Later on: ⚫️ Win ALDS ⚫️ AL Champs ⚫️ World Series Champs

aww ok I love Tony Arnerich, his interview has been delightful. “It’s like I’m sending my son out there.” “All I do is answer phones for a living.”

I am so filled with joy (and blue champagne) and I don’t even want to go to bed!

aw Trent Thornton is being interviewed 🥹

Over the past few days, my family’s use of exclamation points in Cal Raleigh home run celebration texts has gotten more and more liberal lol

Dan Wilson played for the Mariners when they last won the AL West in 2001. Now he manages them He’s the 3rd individual to play for & then manage sequential division titles for a team, joining: Craig Counsell MIL (2011 plyr, ‘18 mgr) Bruce Bochy SD (1984, ‘96) h/t @EliasSports

60 home runs is still just blowing my mind. and he’s a fucking CATCHER only a dummy would completely dismiss him as an MVP candidate like even if Judge wins, like ok I get it but Cal is absolutely at least as deserving.

AL WEST CHAMPS

the last time we won the division I was just about to turn 10 years old, now I’m about to be 34 that’s just so insane

Luis Castillo is one of the cutest human beings to ever exist

I have never loved the letter “y” so much