I really think the Dominican team is gonna take it this year. Too dominant in both baseball and in vibes.

my one random talent is that I can perfectly straighten my hair without using a mirror

Today has felt very long for no reason which is wild considering it is literally 23 hours long

it should be illegal to have F1 begin its season with a day race in Australia on the day the clocks turn ahead in the US where we are watching late on a Saturday night

I was late turning on the Australian Grand Prix, I was not expecting Piastri to already be out 😬

For the first time this season... it's RACE DAY!!! 👊🇦🇺 #F1 #AusGP

Dominic Canzone with a 3-run home run to make it 6-0 Italy

now THIS is a home run celebration

leading an orientation tour for new volunteers at the animal shelter I volunteer at this morning for the very first time. I feel like I am back in school cramming for a test at the last minute trying to memorize all the points I am supposed to hit 😂

starting off 2026 totally normal

pure cinema lol

reason # 48582848 why the world baseball classic is so much fun

the way this man hits home runs is just different than the way anyone else does it

the WBC is fun because I’m really not rooting for any particular teams, I just want all my favorite players to have a good time

what a loser the catcher is. he said it’s a “competitive” thing sorry but if shaking a dude’s hand wipes out your competitive mindset it was pretty flimsy to begin with, you weenie.

here’s how things go now at work: client has an event coming up, they want some swag. they send me a flat image file of some AI slop that will look awful imprinted on an object now they have to pay us a design fee so that we can essentially recreate the AI slop from scratch to make it look good.

east coast is nice now because I only had to get up a little early to watch baseball in Japan today true breakfast baseball for me today!

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

did they accidentally play football in Peoria today

*checks Mariners score* ok first inning seems normal *goes into 15 minute work meeting* *checks score again* what in fresh hell

this is just a way to attack New England somehow

Okay well we can cross this off the list of purchases I probably wasn’t going to make anyway but now definitely won’t ever

Oh, cool. For the second time this winter it seem that I, the person who never gets sick, am sick. Like I took three Tylenol pills 2.5 hours ago and my fever went *up* kind of sick. I’ve made it six years never even getting COVID. But all the stuff that’s going around this winter is bad stuff!!

Brian O’Keefe, our ABS king, just as we all predicted

I would much rather have a blizzard than whatever the hell it’s doing in Connecticut today (ice rain)

yeah that’s gonna be a pretty tough lineup lol

Trans people are under attack. They are trying to make them going out in public illegal. They are taking away their licenses. If you cannot see that the moment you unpeople one demographic, you create a gray area for every other demographic, you're beyond hope. Trans rights are human rights.

we are closer to the year 2050 than to 2000 and I just had a stroke I think

I have an idea for a video content series that I could do through baseball season but it would be a lot of work and knowing me I’d give up really quickly but also it could be really fun so maybe I should just do it and if I give up I give up

my dog is so funny because he hates sleeping in the bed with me but he also refuses to leave

We’re doing our favorite things. Joey is chewing a piece of a tree, and I am watching Joey be Joey.

tomorrow is a day to adventure with my dog because I think we both desperately need it

can’t really tell but I think there’s a house on fire across the street and down a side street. two fire trucks, a fire dept. SUV, a cop, and an ambulance are outside, and the house’s fire alarms are audible from here. Also, it smells really weird outside. hope everyone inside is ok!!

Cal Raleigh played nine innings today and it’s not even March lol

The return of Nuke Raley!

Okay I like this kid!! We’ll see Kade Anderson in the bigs sooner rather than later, I’m sure.

you guys I love the Seattle Mariners so much

I’m gonna mute the word “distraction” for the next 72 hours. None of this is a distraction from anything else, the US Government is, and has been, a death cult run by rapists. Every atrocity they commit is its own reward.

the world is a nightmare so we gotta take our small joys where we can to maintain our sanity so I am extra appreciative that it’s Saturday and the Mariners are the free game today and that Kade Anderson is pitching because I need fun

had a great nine hours of sleep last night, the beneficial effects of which are negated by *gestures at everything*

this morning when I was in that weird half asleep almost dreaming state, I thought to myself, “what if I make a PB&J, but like a double decker version?” so that’s what I made for lunch. It was genius of me.

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

Beyond despicable.

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

Today fucking sucked. I just to take my dog and run away into the woods forever and only come out for baseball.

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

so the men tried to brush it off by saying they respect the women’s team and they have a great relationship with them and blah blah blah and now one of the aforementioned women hockey players says she’s not surprised about the call lol well gee there’s a shock

I bought some a new comforter and sheets for my bed and due to weather they finally arrived today several days late. so I am very excited to not only *go* to bed but also to *make* my bed which is a first

in a world full of USA men’s Olympic hockey players, be a Josh Naylor instead.