JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ugh Woo what is happening???

ok I just got done working a game in Hartford, is Bryan Woo ok? Why is he bad again?

not me immediately checking the local MLB team’s schedule immediately after getting invited to a work conference in a city that has one lol

I wonder how many times the average person gets summoned for jury duty in their lifetime? I am barely in my mid 30s and just received my 4th summons which seems like a lot 🫠 Also, fun fact: My first jury summons came literally three weeks after my 18th birthday.

lmao

this inning was, uh, not ideal for hartford

aren’t we pretty much already

The third slide about the Mets and Juan Soto not talking to his teammates while he was on the IL is wild. I can’t even imagine if, like, Julio or Cal went on the IL and they didn’t ever talk to any of their teammates even once, even if they were losing a bunch? That’s crazy.

Unsuccessfully

After 4+ years of living in Connecticut, the funniest thing about this state isn’t just that people here think our pizza is the best, but that they genuinely think our pizza is part of the larger nationwide conversation about whose pizza is best.

how can you not be romantic about baseball

ahhhh Cal you were SO CLOSE

HAHAHAHAHA COLE YOUNG

I WILL HEAR NO ARGUMENTS TO THW CONTRARY.

cell service near my office is the worst and our wifi is so bad we never use it because we’re all hard wired into the internet anyway so I can’t watch or listen to more than two minutes of the game at a time before I get the spinning wheel of death and it doesn’t stop until I crash the app 😭

JOHN POWER CRAWFORD MY CAPTAIN

First day game that fits solely into my workday. I am please about this entertainment for my day. Please play fun baseball, Mariners.

just thought everyone should know that starting with the game I was at one week ago where Jarred did this, he is 8 for 25 (.320) with 4 home runs 😮‍💨

Glad last night didn’t ruin them. Goms.

All Julio does hit doubles. 😎

this is ART

NAYLD IT

Cole Young is the best baseball player alive

dangit I wanted to see Dan get tossed just for the drama

hell yeah Julio and Josh, doing things and stuff!!

yeahhhh Byron Buxton’ll do that to ya

honestly thought the Mets would fire the manager before Phillies and especially before Boston

Yay Mitch!!!

anyway let’s give props to the Twins grounds crew because all grounds crews should get props for making fields even remotely playable on days like today grounds crews are always the unsung heroes of baseball

Luis Castillo struggling is making really really sad because I love him and I want him to be happy

rainy games NEVER go well for the Mariners we should never ever agree to play in this weather ever again

Leo, damn!

honestly I’m fine if the game gets rained out today. wouldn’t mind the daytime entertainment at work tomorrow followed by still having a game at night

Idk if this is a trash take necessarily but I am physically incapable of binge watching. I am watching at least 6-7 shows at all times and it’s at least a few days between episodes. I think my brain was built for the old way of TV where the was one new episode each week.

and three more early games coming up as the Mariners go to Minnesota. such a gift to me, personally

Rob Refsnyder says Cole Young is the best defender in baseball. So there you go!

gotta say i was nervous about putting Ferrer in there after he went two yesterday but i am very happy i was wrong. No problem for him!

🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹 GOMS!!!

Hell yeah Refsnyder!!!!

Oopsy

We love a double play to get out of a jam, well done boys

We’re gonna need a second Red Sox documentary about the 2026 season

I’m not one for conspiracy theories but this was 100% my very first thought

This is a bold shake up to do on April 25th, yikes

Alex Cora was fired? Geez imagine being the longtime manager of a team with some rings to your name and you get off to a slow start an then get fired right after finally winning a game 17-1, that can’t feel good. oooof. 😬🫣

The National Republican Congressional Committee sent a survey/solicitation for donation to my address but it was meant for a previous tenant which is funny because I’ve lived here 3.5 years and someone else lived here before me for 2 years. So it’s been at least 5.5 years since that person was here.

Yeah Muni!!! That was a wild one. Goms!!!

Anyway, none of you will ever make me hate Leo Rivas and this, plus his unbridled joy, are exactly why I will defend him forever.

Next time someone tells you baseball is boring literally just show them this game because absolutely no part of this one has been boring. Even when it was going badly it was still entertaining.