Fuck this random grunt in particular I guess

Love it. For sharing and making me laugh, I will share my favorite movie description ever. (My Great Aunt Ethel was in this one.)

Girls with IBS when they order a treat that'll hurt

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 28,1946

back on it

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

had to educate my twenty year old coworker what a mcsalad shaker was

So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard

Whoa Banana

uma musume casual outfits can be easily divided into 5 categorical styles, i think

Lammy Blows It

the original is a banger:

my tribute #haruurara #umamusume

The director of the Haru Urara short film, Mickey Duzyj, shared this message and some BTS photos from the documentary on his Instagram

close enough welcome back jay and silent bob

for the 1% that happen to follow me for both umamusume and KOF #ウマ娘 #KOF

couldn't decide if i liked fuji or opera o as king so i just drew both of them #umamusume #ウマ娘 #KOF

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that it is over for me

so you have a long distance girlfriend huh? then what are her chances at the arima kinen this year?

We Hurt People

She was being thought of even before being an umamusume

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Do we have a new pope?

my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all

Day 186 of posting Monty Mole every day

hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025

if Cuomo loses today and goes ahead with a 3rd party run in the general "No means no" as the counter message is right there

Poor Nanao!

My graaaaaandmaaaaaa

insane to me that people will stick with bigoted family members saying "blood is thicker than water" like,, ice cream is thicker than either, you could be getting a sweet treat to beat the heat

Good morning

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IT’S FRIDAY

A dude I added on Splatoon 2 years ago has changed his Mii from having long hair to being bald

BUTTER GATOR BUTTER GATOR BUTTER GATOR BUTTER GATOR

sleep deprivation edition

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TLDR the VA for Rei (Hayashibara Megumi) is a gigantic conspiracy chud who unironically believes that Yoon was couped by radical left wing forces

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

This one pull quote from the video really sums of the heart of it There are no "rugged individualists" in the FGC. Regardless of the amount of personal work you put in, everything you build is done on foundations laid and supported by others No different than society

I’m sorry, WHO grilled these oysters???