3: Renaissance centaur #monstermarch

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

we have multiple signs up that say we’re closed for a private engagement today and yet the amount of ppl that have walked in anyway and then gotten mad at me that i couldn’t seat them is more than zero

i should go… fill up my car today…

Niles: "and then! and then Frasier let me tell you, he had the NERVE, the AUDACITY, the GALL to frog blast MY vent core!" Frasier, unimpressed: "oh dear. not your vent core. whatever will you do." Niles: "I knew you'd understand! And all this on top of that *scandal* with the Jjaro down in Yucatán!"

This absolutely destroyed me just now

New sentence I have just spoken aloud to a cat: "Act like you've been here before."

OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

Narita Top Road: do you wanna buy some video games? Look, the store is right there Admire Vega: Game"Stop"? As if I can rest. I'll never falter... not until I reach the end of my path. Top Road, eyes shimmering: R-Right! I'll... follow your lead... T.M. Opera O: One copy of Minecraft, please

man i love the arcadion music

when you say you hate hildibrand quests this is who you are being mean to

How it started - How it's going Andrew "Top Gangster" Tate has been detained in Saudi Arabia on his way to Dubai I believe the UK still has an arrest warrant on Tate for rape and human trafficking? And there is an extradition treaty with the UAE (Dubai)

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

ok screw it i don't wanna wait until tomorrow HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOLSHIII!!!! #umamusume #hoopsart

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i try not to complain about family stuff but lmao i get so frustrated when my goodwill is very much being taken advantage of and my time treated like it’s expendable but if i say anything i am a villain aaaaaa

i need to fix a lot but finally drew fuji

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Can we normalize Sega Dreamcasts?

crying why are they so cute

90% of these turn out to essentially be "if someone punched you in the face it would be inappropriate to say arigatougozaimasu" or something else completely useless

every day i get closer to seeing a reel or youtube video that says “DONT SAY ARIGATOUGOZAIMASU YOU FUCKING IDIOT”

I forgot the checker patterns on the hoodie

I think about this meme more than any modern horror property.

Anyways.

I was the Kool-Aid man and deflated in front of a crowd of screaming children, having to run to the back of the store almost blind, stumbling into products on the shelves.

please god bsky just let me turn off reposts on a per-user basis, NO i don't want to use a stupid ass feed for only posts, NO i don't want to turn off reposts for everyone i follow, shut up

be bad at your new hobby who cares

once upon a time sanda retweeted this one lol

found some stupid oldies

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u know how u visit a relatives house that smells weird and u have nothing in common but board games so they bust out the 1980s Yahtzee® with missing dice? now u can just play Yahtzee® With Buddies!!! #ad You can pay Mommy's rent playing Yahtzee on henemimi.tv 🎀☁📺 sERIOUSLY ITS 4 FIGURES IF PEOPLE DO

"Do not forget it, i can remove you from this transaction" goes so hard

i miss her (de minimis)

is anyone going to fanime 🥺 i want to make a costume but i only really wanna go if friends are going

i also had a dream where i went to mad at me island and everyone was there (actually it was just about my friends telling me i’m an unforgivable asshole) so now i’m all 🫠

had a dream where a shadowy figure stood in my doorway and said “surely you won’t regret waking up and eating a whole block of cheese”

Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US gofund.me/140322128

they've got manga where gals are kind to demographics you couldn't even imagine

aaaaa that black cap is SO GOOD

people love to be like "you shouldn't hate anyone, it gives them power over you" girl no it don't lmao

its fine to develop tastes & have them change that is central to the human experience & i think ppl are growing a little too used to the idea that the unforgivable crime of liking/disliking something means you should be brigaded and how dare your experience not mirror mine exactly you piece-a shitt,

Chuckling at a shitty Texas Republican going down in a primary, choosing not to learn even one (1) fact about the guy who beat him