can’t wait for kefka to do this in the ultimate

@hamuketsu.bsky.social : is Kefka farting real? Me: I’m gonna take one for the team. I’m googling “kefka farting”

im having a lovely time but also everything really hurts

I held back on shit-talking Mr. Beast for a long time because all I really knew about him was he had a face like a haunted doll. I didn't want to hold that against him, but it turns out he's pretty evil anyway so let's call that a W for the ol' intuition.

Now Tayne I can get into.

I'm also trying to raise just a couple extra hundred bucks so I can get these little babies vaccinated and a physical check-up before going to fosters. If anyone can literally donate ANYthing, my Venmo is "Nico-Colaleo". Thanks so much in advance ❤️

struggle bus today

estinien and aymeric go to jollibee

I KNOW, acab, but When a Felon’s Not Engaged in His Employment is one of the best songs in pirates of penzance

you’re all so amazing, thank you so much.

i’m home and i am playing tomodachi life and taking a nap and i will figure out everything else later

We were told dinosaurs have feathers.

seriously, get rid of your crap

i had to say goodbye to rico today and i highkey want to fucking kill myself

Yeah i don't trust big pharma. I get all my health advice from this life-size haunted doll i found by the side of the road

if you see me this weekend please be nice to me i’m pretty sure tomorrow is going to be the worst day of my life

Maki from Final Fight / Street Fighter

paternal joy is cool actually

ppl are talking about going to watch speed racer and it makes me fondly remember watching it at the theater with @hautepotato.bsky.social when it first came out 🥰

i really wanted to redo some parts of my hancock costume before fanfest, but i have not had a table in my home for the time that i had hoped to work on it and i still don’t… 🫠 that said, my hancock costume still looks good and no one will notice the parts i wanted to adjust but me lmao

"Don't ship unless it's canon" you are truly are the weakest link. Back in my day we shipped characters that never laid eyes on each other. We shipped characters that didn't even belong in the same universe or franchise. Canon is a chain we threw off long ago

IN 45 MINUTES! ~*WAR CRIMES*~

FUCKING WHEEZING

truly living the dream

happy lesbian week

happy lesbian week

the nyanyadook

i have a lot to do and a lot of task paralysis rn because of a lot of reasons but it makes me feel like a lazy pathetic worm

lrt i fucking lost it lmao

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

i want to eat at house of blues during fanfest so bad

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

i’m hitting that part before a trip where i’m like “oh man how do i lose xx lbs in three days” lmao EVEN THOUGH i know for a fact no one cares what i weigh or if i’m ugly or not because i have tricked them into liking my ~personality~

gender failure gonzo

ok guys i gotta clean and get my fanfest stuff ready today instead of playing tomodachi life for nine hours

my favorite local political drama right now is my 8 year old nephew and his beef with tom steyer, whose campaign ads interrupt his minecraft videos on youtube

yes but i genuinely love how much optional dialogue each of the non-named theatre troop members get for literally no reason its awesome

it’s what makes a subaru a subaru

Hello, I am Alex Goldman, the host of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and the former host of Reply All, which some of you probably listened to and liked. I have noticed that a lot of former Reply All listeners have no idea my show exists, so I feel like there's a big untapped audience out there.