Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeee

Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeee

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

My super star garage bonkers got damaged from years of bonking while suspended with fishing wire so I cut a tube from a spent ballpoint pen cartridge to reinforce/facilitate the wire insertion Originally made these from star stress balls and some electrical tape for the eyes

... Fuck. Guess i'm stuck here

I just had the most bizarre thing happen in Absolum but the context of it is such a major spoiler that I can't really explain it.

Infosec question. Anyone know whatever happened to Windy Oona?

Messing with Azure Storage Explorer for the first time and this thing is so ridiculously powerful I'm afraid I'm going to accidentally explore my way into a $1700 multi-regional storage, replication, and data egress bill

Mushwoom pizz

Accidentally slipped while holding a mason jar in the sink and it shattered on the granite edge Fortunately didn't cut any tendons but I guess I won't be playing games for a day or two, oops Also thank god I had the foresight to mount my first aid kit in the kitchen lol

I have never seen Nero just become such an absolute faceless void as I have today

Boss: Can you check the AWS account that was running these EC2s and sell off any capacity reservations since we shut them down today Me, looking around: Okay so I have good news and bad news and it's the exact same news Boss: ? Me: There are no reservations...

Fuck, now I'm hungry and it's past 3am

College kid on Reddit was asking how to make Starbucks for cheap because they couldn't afford 8 bucks a cup every day and I was like, good point. I microwaved 6oz of milk to dissolve a handful of Folger's, a handful of sugar, and two tablespoons of cocoa powder and that's my concentrate.

(Hades 2 Spoilers) ... Does anyone know if it's possible to DPS skip Chronos during the initial phase here

I swear to god I cannot be the only dumbass who saw this and read it out loud as 이바토해 2 0 0 0

Omfg please let this build fucking work

I remember frogbro taking literal bullets and a fucking ROCKET for me, love him so much

I just beleted the upper route boss of Hades 2 in literally 1 minute and most of that time was cutscenes. The last few phases were 3 seconds each. Some of these builds are actually ayahuasca levels of mind-blowing. Would post video but there are spoilers, so.

Watch the crescent moon get lost behind the tower then emerge even brighter as the night does its thing. A Timelapse.

Got third place tonight at the pool party tournament, time to get some Taco Bell with the prize money

3rd Strike tournaments with the feed projected onto the pool is a new one lol

So who's on the Hades 2 grind rn

!!! This was never on my radar

You ever get the feeling we (institutionally, not personally) have only been afraid of this administration because we keep thinking of it as being run by competent people like we're used to?

... I got confused between whether I made myself iced coffee or poured myself an energy drink this morning and accidentally took a sip out of yesterday's iced coffee and there was a dead bug in it 😭😭😭 in my defense i've been up all night working

Real ones know this is the hardest boss in the game

Doc yelled at me after seeing the results of my blood work a while back and said i had to be a goddamn vampire with the lack of vitamin D I had in my system. I think i typically run around 10-15 ng/mL. So I got put on some crazy strong vitamin D supplements.

Dumbass me checks in on a friend to see if they were recovering from surgery only to realize after the fact that I forgot what time zone they were in and i pinged them at 3am

hey so I’m hearing from a librarian in San Diego that a media company contacted the libraries to put up anti-human trafficking posters there but the numbers on them redirect to ICE hotlines and the media company was hired out by DHS. Not sure if this is happening elsewhere in SoCal, but be advised!!

Where my brain is at rn

They caught me :(

... Can we not upload videos from bsky mobile anymore?

Oh my god fuck these courier missions in Silksong LMFAOOOO

ordered custom checks for the wife hoping and praying that the staff there don't know what a Chao is

Might be about 1/3rd of Act 2 in Silksong and I still don't know if I'm a Reaper fan or if I should go back to Hunter. Reaper range is nice but the speed and inconsistent high-low attack arcs are annoying, as well as that mid-air pause before air down-strike

FUCKING BASED LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

I need the Brits to fucking stop trying to analyze post-modern American shitposting PLEASE

absolutely amazing how spot-on this tweet from a month ago was

You know what I wanna hear, right?

my brother in christ. the year isn't even over yet.

that's the @iceblock.app account here. there's a major security vulnerability and the creator has been acting real fishy around it. i'd uninstall it if you already downloaded it. just a psa. maybe give a heads up to your friends/family/affinity groups. bsky.app/profile/mica...

Hiyashi chuka prep from yesterday One of the best things I ever did was buy a cheap cast iron tanagoyaki pan because it makes perfect flat sheets from a single egg

Was having the hardest damn time trying to beat God/Moff until I went absolutely apeshit with what amounted to the Crissaegrim with Elegy, Strength, and Quick Slash Skipped from Phase 1 to 4 in 20 seconds because of the insane DPS, prolly could've swapped Grubsong with OC Lifeblood Core

The entire Internet: we crashed 4 storefront platforms over a single indie title Me: I'm good, I'm still trying to punch this fucking moth in the face

... not gonna lie this is some of the most toxic 3s i've seen in a minute and that's saying a LOT

Day 4 of Hollow Knight: BRO FUCK THE DEEPNEST WTFFFFF