Why did I get clocked as Gen Alpha for commenting "sounds solid" when I'm borderline Gen X

i can't believe this actually worked in a real match (also i kind of derped the OS, explained in next vid)

Not bad for a day's work

Okay this was pretty scummy even for me

Okay this was pretty scummy even for me

It took like a week but these little guys are finally getting some momentum and growing Never tried regrowing green onions from the cut bulb before, someone said just fucking plant them so I did

🚨 Emergency DevSec Station drop. There's an active npm supply chain attack happening right now. Compromised packages are stealing SSH keys, AWS credentials, GitHub tokens, browser passwords, and crypto wallets on install. youtu.be/cACKs6IQZt8

Half a dozen eggs, 11 minutes in a pot with the gas turned off and a dish towel on top of the lid to control heat loss. Timer starts when all eggs are in; heat is killed after the water returns to a roiling boil. Might be the absolute hardest I'd boil my eggs. 9 minutes should yield jammy yolks.

Attending a retro game tourney (3rd Strike) hosted at an old-school pizza parlor (Barro's in Whittier) and the vibes are *immaculate*

brb robbing banks again (bsky doesn't support 60fps so you'll have to trust me on this being a frame perfect snatch)

Opened up my California Primary Election voter guide and holy fucking shit this dude slammed two Arturo-sized rails of coke into a fist full of fentanyl and went hyperdrive speedball for the Governor's seat.

Suspect I caught COVID but my tests are all pretty old and the way it presents is so random now that I'm not sure if it's a mild flu, food poisoning, or lactose intolerance.

Doing a thing with Costco garlic butter shrimp, adding a fuckton of Cajun spice to it, and then cooking onions in the sauce and then adding grits (after taking out the shrimp ofc) Will it work? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA

I made pozole for lunch earlier today (also found out my fucking can opener did not work with large cans of hominy) but now I have the urge to throw some leftover hominy in a pot, hit it with the potato masher, open a packet of frozen Costco garlic butter shrimp and add Paul Prudhomme seasoning

Felt good to pull this off again lmfao.

🚨 this friyay! 🚨 #3rdStrike #DonsArcade

Damn. The series (and genre) has definitely lost relevance in this era but there was a time when this shit was just utterly burned into the zeitgeist Final Fight and Streets of Rage were ofc also heavily influenced by Streets of Fire, but Double Dragon probably kept the closest to its vision IMO

Hmm. I think I broke my pinky toe this morning when I slipped on the stairs The cats love to sleep on the top steps and I think their oils have gradually made the carpeting more and more slick over time Toe is swollen and bruised but not open or bent. No nerve damage. Probably hairline fracture.

PSA to anyone worrying about US taxes: guesstimate what you owe, but if you're wrong there's only additional interest, no penalties. Go to the IRS online account site. Submit the form. You don't have to do anything until October (or Nov if outside the US). You're welcome. www.irs.gov/filing/get-a...

Probably one of my most satisfying boss deletes in Mewgenics Who knew that Boost Backstab could stack its bonuses?

About a month ago I repotted this little guy from the supermarket that was in a tiny cup and now he's threatening to beat the shit out of me and I probably need to remove this stupid rack in the middle

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with the explanation

Interesting thing I noticed with Remy today A ton of moves that he has will shift his throwbox forward (but not his true position), so that when he's counterattacked, many attacks will not combo correctly (Makoto crLK -> LP Hayate is too far here)

So I usually put most of my food/life posting on here and my street fighter posting on Twitter (also since bsky video uploads are 30 fps instead of 60) but if you'd like me to also upload my 3s highlights on here, lemme know.

Looks like my Ball x Pit run is going well...

Cole's closed for good last night :(((

Okay the bar at Pacific Electric got some good shit because this double Cuba Libre has this Ten to One rum that was so good i could've chugged it straight wtf.

If you were gonna take friends to eat in Chinatown (DTLA), where would you go Right now I'm split between Phillipe's, Cole's, or Won Kok

Dinner was pretty lit tonight (pajeon, chicken gizzards and bossam) I'm still full

Made a visual aid for 3s Makoto players to understand how her dashes work. She has a uniquely long forward dash recovery where she cannot engage in any further ground movement, but can cancel into any attack, block, or jump. However, she can perform back dash -> fwd dash buffer

Corned beef brisket finally done after veritably bathing in Guinness, also figured out how to rig together a suitable bouquet garni of pickling spices using butchers twine and a coffee filter Now for the veggies to finish

Didn't wear green today so at least eating something green Very green Pesto splattering EVERYWHERRRRRRRR

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Goddamnit. They only animated one half of the Musashi Arc in Baki.

The #FREELUD stream chat is gonna be fire

Was putting my keyboard back together after spilling soda on it and doing the cleaning thing and I damn near had a stroke trying to figure out what the fuck this key was at first, because my brain parsed it as 山,ㅌ,ш,ヨ, and finally E at the same time and this is a keycap with Korean on it.

I can has little a NiN tonight

These are the loudest goddamn frogs I've heard in my life

Now I remember why I never wear metal watch bands. My fucking hair gets caught on them. Ow. Back to NATO straps for me

My old Timex 3GMT ate shit (glass scratched to all hell, etc), so I decided to get a similar pepsi-style GMT watch that's a little... derpy What's hilarious about these parody watches is it's actually running a Seiko NH34 with sapphire crystal and they're actually really cheap.

Am I the only one weird enough to saute my soffritto with a bay leaf before it all goes into a sauce?

TIE Fighter Total Conversion in VR with a VR controller interactable cockpit is phenomenal. God I love this game, it's so cool re-visiting it like this.

just saw this pop up and for 360 bucks vs 15k for the real thing, this is a hilarious fucking parody it even has a sapphire crystal and Seiko NH34 movement, it's actually not a terrible piece lololol

Man, these Mewgenics runs sure take a while. 3+ hours for Act 1 and I haven't even really unlocked anything yet

I was not prepared for how much fiber I'd be eating when I decided to try and use up these noodle packs On the bright side, I figured out that cooking diced frozen pork in salted sake before frying it completely eliminates the weird freezer burn taste

The copyright troll responsible for attempting to wipe any mention of obscure game Cookie's Bustle from the internet appears to have been defeated by the Video Game History Foundation. (Game History blog post)

There's gonna be some dumbfuck prophecy that just got fulfilled between the Antichrist bombing Persia and the Sagrada Familia being completed, isn't there