@dildog.l0pht.com is literally the best 🩵

Two years goes fast ✨

if you took my advice last year and bought used leather pants, wore those leather pants, and then resold them on eBay, you would have made more money than if you invested in bitcoin

Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this? storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

"Now I know what a tv dinner feels like"

The ritual begins

IT'S NEARLY THAT TIME AGAIN

Merry Xmas! Obvious AI is obvious - I'd never be able to get the cats to sit still long enough!

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Florida Cat Named Pepper Brings Home Never-Before-Seen Virus—for the Second Time https://gizmodo.com/florida-cat-uncovers-never-before-seen-virus-again-2000628206

CW: LOUD NOISES