Me: I need help with a crossword puzzle. The clue is "overworked postal worker." Wife: How many letters? Me: I'm guessing way too many

No lies detected 🤷🏾‍♂️.

Which Side Are You On? #RefuseFascism #TrumpMustGoNow #3E

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Stormy Daniels says this a lie.

Daddy Dumpy Pants is missing the good old times.

Trump is a great president the way the Great Depression was a great depression

Finally, a frame that matches the art.

donald trump is a presidential hoax #USDemocracy

I don’t love the poorly educated. But I didn’t have a problem with the poorly educated until I saw what Donald Trump was able to do with them.

Benjamin Slyngstad Artist Cartoonist • Commenting on what I find funny slyngstad_cartoons His cabinet meetings become a contest for who can be a better kiss-a$s

BREAKING NEWS! We now know the "Real" reason Trump got an MRI! The doctors needed to know how many Republicans were up Trump's A$$...LMAO!!!!

The Vienna Sausage medal...

The orange felon insults yet another female reporter by calling CNN’s Kaitlan Collins “stupid and nasty” after she inquired about the price of his trashy dictator ballroom after it increased by another $100M. This is what happens when you normalize a criminal for a decade.

Ok, this one wins, hands down 😂😆😁

Release the Epstein Files!

Trump is unfit for office. This is an example of his cabine-nap meeting. Sleepy Joe Biden was never this bad. Ever. 25th Amendment time. Yes, I know that would put Vance in office. But Vance will never survive maga backlash. They aren't going to follow Vance no matter what he does. #TrumpUnfit

PRO TIP: If you're going to lash out at reporters for questioning your stamina, don't fall asleep mid-rant.

God damned Rent-a-Nazis

Sleepy...Doh!

You can be an ass-kisser You can have a brain But you can’t have both…

I think of the old Ann Landers quote (or was it Dear Abby 🤷‍♀️): "Looks fade, but dumb is forever!"

We would like the phrase ‘Jim Jordaned’ (jj’d, jimmied, jordied…) entered into the dictionary. Please.

Scammer makes hyperbolic claim about a common fantasy to con people out of money—newspaper treats it as legitimate.

Something, Something, Dark Side.

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And Stupid. And a Pedophile.

Trump is one of the most prolific criminals in U.S. history. The sad thing is we knew this before reelecting him.

Heh, did you hear Donnie named the pardoned turkeys after him, what a narcissist! Gobble and Waddle.

The next time Trump calls someone a bad reporter, I'd like them to respond with 'YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT and just answer the fucking question!'

Reporters: it’s your job to ask him to identify which “legal scholars“ he’s talking about. He says there are “many,” so ask him to identify two.

„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences. It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.

Happy 85th birthday, filmmaker, comedian, animator and actor Terry Gilliam. 🎂 #Skyfilms

Or he just does it himself.

Simplicity is the highest form of understanding.

Dear motherfucking democrats: when the president calls for a member of congress to be executed, I expect you to bring articles of impeachment, not send a fundraising email.

Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker. The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”

Don Jr. and Eric watching the presser between Zohran Mamdani and their dad: