Every country Trump is threatening to invade as a character from Game of Thrones. By Chris Cillizza

And Justnlike that republicans became pro-interventionist warmongers again.

How about we replace billionaire CEO jobs with AI? Surely their jobs could be done cheaper and more efficiently? Paying insane salaries to people who are lazy and barely work at all is causing inflation.

Trump has branded The NY Times a threat to National Security. Some liberal critics disagree. By The NY Times

This is a thing that's always happening. evanhurst.substack.com/p/heather-co...

Look ya’ll, things are getting so bad even racoons are breaking into liquor stores and getting drunk becuse they’ve had enough.

I googled “trump sleep”. NONE of the major networks are covering it. Total blackout.

From ghoulies and ghosties, and long-leggedy beasties, and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!" Happy Halloween!!!

So Joy is not a strategy but revenge is?

I am a journalist who still hasn’t left the bad place. All the liberals are gone and my entire feed is nothing but Nazi incel crypto bros. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem. By MSM

Whether it’s Obama putting his feet up on the resolute desk or Trump demolishing the East Wing to build himself a vanity ballroom, both sides have disrespected our sacred institutions. NYT

If you’re wondering what the view from inside Trump’s ass looks like, ask Bill Maher. www.mediaite.com/media/news/b...

Good stuff. “Stocks tick higher. Head for weekly gains.”

Polls show most Americans blame Republicans for the shutdown. Here’s why we will continue to use the Republican’s framing on this issue and blame Democrats anyway. By the Mainstream Media

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Whether it’s random leftists saying “flyover country” or Trump saying he wants Democrat-run cities to be training grounds for the military, both sides have used divisive rhetoric. NYT

The craziest thing about the James Comey indictment is Trump is in the Epstein Files.

Well that escalated quickly… www.mediaite.com/media/tv/co-...

Trump is silencing his critics and directing his Attorney General to prosecute his political rivals. Here’s why my next op ed will be about the dangers of Blueskyism. By Nate Silver

My career is waning so I try to stay relevant by being a free speech absolutist who complains about cancel culture. Here’s why Trump directing the FCC to fire Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t bother me. By Bill Maher

The most misused word in American politics is “Liberal”. The word “conservative” is given prestige while “Liberal” is bandied about like it’s a disease that needs to be eradicated.

Whether it’s Republicans hating the transgendered for existing or Democrats being angry at Republicans for punishing the transgendered for existing, both sides have engaged in the politics of hate. By the Legacy Media

If prayer works why do they need the military in our cities? If prayer works why do they need so many ICE agents? Can’t they just pray away the crime?

Remember when Biden Pardoned his son to protect him from Trump’s petty vindictiveness? The media called that a “stain on his legacy”. I doubt they will say the same of Trump if he pardons Maxwell. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/tru...

Why did the shark eat his friend? Because he became too chummy. Have a great #sharkweek! 🦈

Kaczynski didn’t go to MIt. Paging Jake Tapper. There’s a senile old man who isn’t fit to be president. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/tru...

Media to Dems: We will not rest until we get answers! The American people deserve to know the truth! Media to GOP: We want to give you a chance to respond to these criticisms. Do you think they’re a fair assessment?

But wOmEn r tOo eMoTiOnaL! www.mediaite.com/media/news/d...

Do farms even provide medical insurance? www.mediaite.com/politics/top...

Jaws was released on this day in 1975. Total masterpiece. The mayor ignoring the crisis in favor of summer dollars is very poignant and spot on. However, if Jaws were made today he would be tweeting that the shark was fake news. It’s a hoax and would call for Brody to be investigated and arrested.

It’s not enough to sit back and watch Trump and musk fight. Democrats should be very vocal and say that these are not serious people. They are immature, chaotic, selfish, and not interested in governing or serving the American people. Voters deserve better.

I thought of the perfect name for an emo reggae band, Tropical Depression’.

MAGA: Bring back masculinity! Straws are for sissies! Sean Duffy: I’m too scared to ride the subway. Dan Bongino: I can’t handle working for the FBI. No work/life balance.

MAGA Manliness 101: Real men are don’t use straws! It’s too girly! But also, real men are too afraid to use the subway because there might be criminals on it.

Trump is cutting cancer research. He also stole money from a children’s cancer charity. Media: how could the Democrats nominate Biden now that we know he has cancer? We will not rest until we get answers!

Media asking Dems questions: Why are you lying to the American people about Joe Biden’s age!?! Voters have a right to know!!! Media asking Republicans questions: Some people are calling the plane a bribe. Do you agree or disagree with that assessment?

If we had a normal press they might treat Biden with dignity and respect and sympathy and wish him well. But we don’t have a normal press. We have bloodsucking tabloid shitweasels who don’t know journalism from their asshole.

Trump pardoned every one of the “hang Mike pence” rioters. But now MAGA is clutching its pearls at James Comey?

Supreme Court rules against Donald Trump. Media: BREAKING NEWS: did you know Joe Biden was old? We just discovered that ourselves.

Jake Tapper: What if Je Biden were in a wheelchair? We can’t have that! Tammy Duckworth Gregg Abbott Madison Cawthorn FDR Sure, Jan.

“But but you have to take Biden’s age seriously!” Really? If no one is taking Trump’s felonies, rapes, insurrection, corruption, lawlessness, stock market tanking tariffs, or any of his other disastrous policies seriously why the FUCK should we take Joe Biden’s age seriously?

When did The Dsily Show become the New York Times? www.mediaite.com/politics/dai...

It really blows my mind that people are saying we should have been tougher on Biden and his age instead of asking why weren’t we tougher on Donald Trump and his felony convictions, his rapes, his insurrection, his rambling incoherent speeches, his Project 2025, his tariffs?

Just when you think this timeline can’t get any dumber…here comes Chuck Todd. www.mediaite.com/news/why-did...

It’s 5/1/25 Are you better off now than you were 100 days ago?

Everyone in the mainstream media that clutched their pearls at Joe Biden pardoning the Jan 6 committee can have a hearty, “go fuck themselves.” www.mediaite.com/news/trump-b...

Once you’ve accepted that they can legally disappear Garcia never to be heard from again then you’ve accepted that they can disappear YOU never to be heard from again. Wake up, America.

It’s remarkable that the media forced Biden out of the race for being 82 but they are totally open to the idea of breaking the rules so that Trump can serve a third term at 83.

Media: Our biggest concern is Joe Biden’s age. What if he does something irrational And embarrassing? *Trump starts a trade war with and island of penguins* Media: Give that man a third term!!!’ 🔥👊🇺🇸