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Does he know the story of the birth of Jesus or nah?

Get it now?

This photo.

Who would post something like this?

It's not every day that a sitting President invites the United States military to use the American People as target practice.

Do you ever just look at your feet, wiggle your toes around and think about all the places they’ve taken you to? Walking home a mile or two when a car broke down or an amazing vacation. Being young and athletic. Our feet are amazingly designed/adapted to get us through it, whatever it is.

1. 👉 The conman is deliberately engineering a government shutdown, not out of necessity but out of malice, his goal is to cripple public institutions, purge competent administrators & lifelong civil servants, and replace them with his parade of dimwitted loyalists. @vaush.gg youtu.be/3-tvrKbZpMM?...

So let me get this straight. Trump has declared war on anyone who opposes him? Lace up your shoes good people. We didn’t ask for this. But we have to fight to stop it. Or it will get worse. If you sleep through our constitutional laws and rights being taken away you are lost.

I’m trying to find peace today. But I’m counting the days before some memorial to Kirk’s death is vandalized and trump will declare war on more than half of this country.

Find Beauty in small things this week.

Swalwell: It's an awful day for what's supposed to be a free country. This is a mad king picking off each of his political enemies.

Donny, you are out of your element.

Reminds me of how the Koch brothers funded the “grass roots” tea party.

@johnfugelsang.bsky.social great job on the daily show. Going to check out your book, it seems to appeal to the frustrations I have with this silly version of a Republican Jesus. Keep up the good work. Was following you over on Twitter for years and now here. 👍

Ishaan is a Washington post global affairs columnist 👇🏽

This isn’t law enforcement. This is terror.

Do it

Damn right — lock him up!!

White House press reporter: Mr. President, why are you acting like a dictator? DT: This was my whole plan. Where are you from you are a nasty person, we are going to have you fired.

One time, the Missouri Ethics Committee investigated me over a $30 donation…

They’re not sending their best.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

“If we don’t have free speech then we don’t have a free country” Might be the only time 47 told the truth….

That was fast. This is also why you don’t surrender to autocrats - you fight them and beat them.

Anyway, now we know what the FCC thinks is in the public interest: Fox host advocating for executing homeless people? Yes ABC comic suggesting Trumpers are using a death cynically? No

ABC/Disney or a streaming service could do the funniest thing right now. They could make it “Guillermo Rodriguez Live” with Jimmy and Guillermo trading places. $$$

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

As I told Jimmy Kimmel, when is it enough?

Congratulations to Xp Lee for winning the special election for a seat previously held by former Minnesota Speaker Melissa Hortman. Speaker Hortman and her husband were assassinated in June.

We must not allow fascists to wield false narratives, accusing the other side of what MAGAts are clearly responsible for & guilty of. Drumpf's MAGA executes its strategies with such precision and deceit that Joseph Goebbels himself would surely nod in grim approval. @cnn.com @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy

I’m 99.99% certain that somewhere from our evolution to years before prehistoric language, when grunts were comunication, that the first human joke ever laughed at was about a very, loud, planed fart.

I’m 99.99% certain that somewhere from our evolution to years before prehistoric language, when grunts were comunication, that the first human joke ever laughed at was about a very, loud, planed fart.

Decrying violence against political opponents rings a bit hollow when you pull Secret Service protection from your political opponents.

She nails it. 🔥 I’ll just add one thing: Emmett Till’s mother’s choice was for a reason.

Thank you, Senator Warren.

“I was kidnapped. The conditions are inhumane. Packed like sardines. A man dropped dead and they just moved us aside… It’s not just criminals. I had all my papers in order. They’re just looking for numbers.” Watch. Share.

What's the going price now for a Supreme Court Justice? Maybe we could start a Go Fund Me to buy them back???

The only upside of being a caretaker for someone who’s on oxygen and has to drag those long cords all around a house and everywhere, is that you will always win a game of hide and seek. ❤️ to everyone taking care.