🎅🏼 Merry Christmas! 🎄

🎅🏼 Merry Christmas! 🎄

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—At a tense all-hands meeting on Wednesday, editor-in-chief Bari Weiss announced that, going forward, CBS News will institute a zero-tolerance policy towards news.

Nobody is more obsessed with Trump than Trump. He is literally the ONLY person who has "Trump Derangement Syndrome"

Trump had his name removed from the Epstein files and put it on the Kennedy Center

Bipartisan Boredom: Liberals and Conservatives Agree Trump’s Primetime Speech Was Pointless.

Bipartisan Boredom: Liberals and Conservatives Agree Trump’s Primetime Speech Was Pointless.

Seen on the road..

BREAKING NEWS: Gavin Newsom Receives Intergalactic Peace Prize for Defending Earth from Fascist Pigs.

The brazenness of the self-enrichment resembles nothing seen in any earlier White House. This is American corruption on the scale of a post-Soviet republic or a postcolonial African dictatorship.

🦃 Happy Thanksgiving! We’re deeply grateful for every one of you—for the voices that refuse to be silenced, the hearts that won’t surrender, and the unbreakable courage fueling this resistance.

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President Criminal arrested the former FBI chief but his case got dismissed because he hired a bimbo he wants to bang as the prosecutor and she had no idea wha the fuck she was doing,

It shows that only 33% of U.S. adults approve of the way the Trump is managing the government, down from 43% in an AP-NORC poll from March.

“Why, Dad?”

Carl Sagan warned about the mindset behind MAGA two decades before it emerged.

Trump, demented old fool frozen like a thrift-store mannequin, ignored while aides chase a health crises—He’s deep in dementia, unsupervised.

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“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.” - Mark Twain

Prop 50 Passes!