"Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or your parents. Or God. All right?"

This made me laugh extra hard today

Please don't call it that

This clip (from 2022) now feels STRANGELY relevant... 😬

This you on Crowd Control @donesparce.bsky.social ? 😆

ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag

Looking at the cold brew in the fridge at 6:30 PM

C'mon, man, don't make me defend James "Hillary's Emails" Comey. 2025 is bullshit

That said go watch @jamieloftus.bsky.social on @dropout.tv she is extremely funny and also go listen to her 1 million podcasts all of which absolutely fucking rip, a ratio hitherto unknown to a medium where 99% of episodes are Dogshit Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

@bsky.app I'm not loving the feature in the Android app where I quote skeet someone and the app crashes right after the post goes through. Makes me lose my place in the timeline

Omg, this looks like a game that plays to my very worst traits. I both would be very good and should never play this. Looks great!

I heard they wrote Blacks Rule on some bullets, too 🙄

To Donald Trump, “doing his job” means censoring, deporting, and killing people so, no, I would not like Donald Trump to “do his job.”

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

Interesting discussion about @cmuratori.bsky.social 's great BSC presentation. One of the major takeaways is that we need to stir some more humanities in with our STEM classes. "Computer Historian" really needs to be a viable career and "History of Computing" classes should be part of CS degrees

$100k/year/H1B visa is a lot of money. So the corrupt bargain works for Trump, unsurprisingly. We should create a constitution that limits executive power to prevent this kind of stuff, probably

Imagine it's 2002 and you're sitting around watching the Man Show and a time traveler appears in the room and tells you about the past 48 hours

Share your favorite black and white movie

it’s really wild. there’s a whole ecosystem of the bad accounts at the top that you can be entirely unaware of even if you use this app all the time.

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

Trump's nuclear strike on London was rooted in frustration. The president wants to solve the trade imbalance even if it means slaughtering millions of Britons.

Easily the best cokelike

Stepping over the gross "autism problem" bit, "even if it means..."? IT 👏 WILL 👏 NOT 👏 REDUCE 👏 AUTISM 👏 RATES 👏 YOU 👏 DUMB 👏 FUCKS

Another great video video, and goodness that Lord's Prayer video is so offensive. "As we forgive those who trespass against us" over images of weapons of war 🤮

This is probably the best thing that could happen. Hopefully this prevents the Democrats from preemptively giving him everything he wants in exchange for some insurance subsidies that he'll later impound

i ain't reading all that i'm not happy for you tho or not sorry that happened

Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.

The whole time that Trump has been saying dumb shit about vaccines, which goes back well before he got into politics, his big issue has always been that The Needle Is Too Big, and that there's too much stuff in it. They're putting dozens, hundreds of things in the needle, it's too big for babies.

I'm not even mad at Trump and Kennedy over this. They are grifters and liars doing what they do. I'm livid with the press that continue to treat 'concerns' about autism rates and vaccinations as legitimate

This will make sense to about 10 people, and 5 of them are in nursing homes, but the other 5 are all here on Bluesky

When Republicans poll worse than Democrats on an issue they never move towards Dems' positions. They just work harder at generating support for their position (usually via lying). Dems instead move towards Reps position to try to peel off their voters. Then Reps win. And Dems learn nothing from this

I’m def gonna take Tylenol when I’m pregnant cuz I would love to have a kid like me

Feels like a good day to share this classic from @smbccomics.bsky.social

Jim Starlin covered Detective Comics 503 (1981).

Trump is such a big Kimmel fan he's trying to recreate the Karl Malone sketch

What video game do you consider perfect?

I enjoy all the colors on this one. Robert Bonfils art. He's definitely one of my faves when he's really cookin'.

There's a new episode of Crowd Control out now on @dropout.tv! Join host @jacquisneal.bsky.social and contestants @PFTompkins.bsky.social, @jamieloftus.bsky.social, and @GianmarcoSoresi.bsky.social for an evening of fountain pen enthusiasts, threesomes, and lots of crowd work!

Are they mad because they didn’t get into gifted and talented because they couldn’t pronounce words like acetaminophen

Trump took on the guy from Crank Yankees and lost, but these two putzes are going to cave and give him the funding he needs to continue his reign of raping, murdering, and pillaging his way across the country

Trump again just implied that the MMR vaccine causes autism. Many studies have shown that there is no relationship between MMR vaccine and the development of autism. This one followed every single child born in Denmark from 1991 through 1998 (n=537,303). There was no association.

It turns out thalidomide is the cure for Tylenol autism

Somebody got the headline right! It isn't even a hard one to get right. We have known this exact answer was coming for months so you had all the time you needed to reach out to reputable scientists and researchers and find out that we already did this research and found no link

Multiple peer reviewed studies done by medical researchers indicate that Tylenol does not seem to be a cause of autism. But one heroin-addicted nepo baby says that it is. For pregnant mothers it can be hard to know who to trust.