I’m using 3D models from those Nintendo Wii avatars to make a movie about a dying, famously-cruel French riverboat chef. Thinking about starting right in the middle of food prep—could be the first time we’ve seen a mean Mii pass, plus mise en place in mise-en-scène on the Seine.

See ya

Honestly if I saw this without the context, I'd be like "damn, there's another Simone Biles? I wonder if they know each other"

Imagine being the most decorated gymnast in history, almost dying, and media referring to you as “NFL Wife” as your greatest achievement.😑 Misogyny is a helluva drug. Smh. Truly hope Simone is safe and makes a full recovery. What a horrible experience.

Sorry that Hunter blocked me for disagreeing about the dumb proposal to exempt $100K of income for taxes because it means I can't get blocked for disagreeing with his dumb idea that only people BORN in the city of immigrants with the statue welcoming immigrants get to claim the city as their own

Having multiple marketing email lists should be a crime

If you're in to turn of the century radio comedy, Phil Hendrie has started posting classic bits from his radio show to his podcast feed. Last week was all classic bits and now he's posting an episode from the new show and a classic episode everyday

every screen, pop-up or button i have to see after clicking "cancel subscription" and before i see "your subscription has been canceled" should cost the company ten million dollars

I saw that they were messing with YA books to update them again. My hot take: if the books of your childhood need a makeover to be OK for your kids, ask your librarian or bookseller for some new books. open.substack.com/pub/sausages...

Behind the scenes for one of the most unhinged episodes of Game Changer yet (somehow better than the first Rulette where Jeremy Culhane stole Sam's job) AND Smartypants season premier! Great week for Dropout

He looks like Freddy in a video game before the textures pop in

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

I'm sure this has been between to death by fandom, but it's crazy that I'm the episode Miri the Enterprise discovered an exact duplicate of Earth and that's not what the episode is about at all and it's basically just mentioned in a throwaway line and then we move on to the disease plot

;(

If you want proof that Twitter is far removed from real life, go ask some normies how many of those big red circles they have heard of. I'm excessively online and I still don't know a lot of them

People who are shitty in private are usually pretty shitty in public. A dude who thinks it's ok to assault a woman isn't likely to risk anything taking a stand for laws to prevent domestic abuse, for example

There are almost no crustaceans in the deep ocean. Not because they would get crushed, but because they would DISSOLVE. The cold & high pressure cause changes to water that make it very corrosive to calcium carbonate shells. But there's one crustacean who solves this problem with ALUMINUM ARMOR.

I want the knicks to win just for this dude

This is how I learn that Craig is a real guy with a list, something that I had never stopped to wonder about before

Tony Millionaire on some forum a million years ago replying to a guy in a heated thread with "I find it interesting that fuck you"

Seeing people argue that we need to give the benefit of the doubt to the guy who was recently cheating on his wife, who worked as a Blackwater mercenary, who had a Nazi tattoo on his chest for 20 years, who retweeted Stew Peters, who went on a racist conspiracy podcast,

Daylight saving time is the euphemism now

Classic rape culture logic: Platner's accuser is a horrible person who worked for the Heritage Foundation and the Independent Women's Forum and therefore can't be believed, but it's no reflection on Platner the lefty savior that he dated her for two years.

#HappyPride from Ron Swanson

The thing dumbass conservatives that want to end Pride don't get is the only way to do that is to treat queerness as normally as heterosexuality and cisgender. As long as society at large treats queerness as a joke or something to be ashamed of there will be Pride in response

The cool thing about making a nonsense statement like this is that there is literally no downside. Do you think in 14 years anyone will try to hold Morgan Stanley accountable when this obvious bull doesn't happen? Ha

I’ve been in the I don’t trust the dude with the Nazi tattoo since the beginning and people were like oooooh but the alternative was Susan Collins or Janet Mills dummy. No the alternative is the party cultivating talent and doing capacity building

Lol so from before 2025? Cool, bro

Me slowly reading a Stephen King's It

This is fantastic news.

It's a great line that succinctly nails the difference between manosphere bros, tate bros, incel bros, grindset bros and mature, functional, adult men

People are always asking me "Do I have to play the other Quest games before and after Quest 64 to understand the plot"? Absolutely not! You can start anywhere on the Quest timeline and have a fun and engaging Quest experience!

Sorry to ruin your day.

I'm going to try to keep my comments on a certain topic to this: when someone posts comments online about sexual assault that show a contempt for women who make claims about assault - not just once but twice (in the context of alcohol and the military) perhaps don't fucking dismiss it out of hand.

Huh so there are more stories about the guy with a Nazi chest tattoo being a piece of shit? Weird. If only there had been some incredibly obvious red flag that people could have seen earlier. Oh well.

Omg, Jess McKenna & Zach Reino made a movie!

It's wild to realize how much of the way white people talk about minorities (and have since before the founding of America) is rooted in infantilising racism when you stop to think about it critically for any amount of time

Overheard while dropping my kiddo off at summer camp this morning: *two girls run up to the counselor working the sign in table" Girl 1: Ms. Smith, you need to hold on to Suzy's phone! Counselor: Why did you take Suzy's phone? Girl 2: She was playing music from the '90s! Girl 1: It's so old!

I'd never heard of Gelli Haha before but this was such a fun live performance on KEXP. I was listening to the podcast version and it had me dancing in my kitchen as I made my lunch. The video version just increases the silliness

Derek and Liz!

Bought an ace pride flag and they tossed in a pile of stickers including this surprising banger???

I’m choosing to believe it’s that guy from the long ago buzz band by that name who turned out to be a piece of shit

If you wrote a TV show and named your flim-flam man "Dr. Oz" people would immediately recognize it as a remarkably unsubtle reference to the famous con-man from The Wizard of Oz

Here's a free v good video game idea: New Mutants rogue-lite. You play as a new student at Xavier's School. Each run you get a different random mutation and try to survive as the school is attacked by sentinels, hellfire club, sabertooth, etc. Survive long enough and you can get secondary mutations

We live in a white supremacist country under the rule of a white supremacist Supreme Court and President.

I know loads of folks will claim listening to an album start to finish isn't a hobby or different from being on YouTube but I promise you it is. It's a more rewarding experience that enriches your brain and allows a range of emotion.

Happy Pride!