Juuuuuuuude

Well, happy 33rd birthday Jurassic Park (US release date), the film Nicolas Cage talked Laura Dern into doing

This is very very good and makes me both more optimistic and more concerned about Burnham as PM. Every PM is reliant on their team. He will be more so than most - and for someone who will ask the hard questions and join things up

Fundamentally, a lot of the problems in British politics comes from a political generation being forced to do something they think is a bad idea, to appease voters they think are wrong with beliefs they don't really understand.

Googly eyes might stop seagulls from stealing your lunch. UK researchers stuck googly eyes onto takeout food containers in seagull-infested places and found that they were far less likely to be approached or pecked compared to un-googly-eyed control containers. buff.ly/G5i7JE5 #ShareGoodNewsToo

‘Hostel takeover’

Oh so they really did break this place with their slopcode huh

Peter Magyar confirmed that Szijjarto, Orbán's FM, has barricaded himself with some of his closest colleagues and is shredding documents related to the sanctions on Russia any other evidence of treason.

Saw a fox in the early morning sun amongst bluebells beneath an oak tree and felt an unfamiliar stirring of national pride

Good morning from the people who brought you Is It Cake?

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

just when you think it's over

A compromise we can all get behind surely

Forced to use AI at work, hate it. Usage is monitored so I can't avoid it. I've set up mine to play a Sim City clone. It burns through tokens, making crap cities that quickly go bankrupt. Just been told that I'm getting a bonus for being a top user.

Really wish Matt Godwin had a book to promote - we could watch him eat another one.

Hoping Khan can manage to have the same transformational impact on London that Mayor Hidalgo has had on Paris

15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage. I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong. Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole. Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you... (Photos AP)

Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies.    Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.     Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice

‘That bursary was just resting in my account’

When did everyone start saying ‘over their/your skis’ never heard before and now I’m seeing it everywhere (on Bluesky)

@edzitron.com I’m sure you’re all over everything Sam the Clam is up to - but thought this might be of interest youtu.be/qnOmUWd-OII?...

"For The Homeland is not 'The State' or even 'The Country.' The Homeland is not defined by simple geography." www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...

I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage

I will just keep repeating. I have never never never seen anything like this. 30 years of reporting.

Iceland at Davos

lol lmao even.

As the Emperor Decrees

@giffordhead.co.uk I’m about to open a 20 year old Sandeman port. How quickly does it need drinking after opening. I could’ve looked it up but thought it would be more fun and informative to ask you.

Getting rid of DCMS meant there was no one in government able to warn the prime minister that creatives can't live off thin air. thecritic.co.uk/brin...

Didn’t realise Lammy had elevated LJ Levinson to such a sacral status

Assuming we’re going to end up engaged in the US’ new oil war because Starmer’s political instincts are just that good

Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...

I often think back to a Greek taxi driver who once told me: "Too many people want the harshest laws they can imagine - for everyone except themselves." This thinking is rife on the right, but it is also prevalent in a significant minority on the left. And that last part always takes me by surprise.

An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼

Respectfully. Who the fuck is nominating Euston.

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

GUYS GUYS MY BROTHER MADE ME THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL BUSTS

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

On the sixth anniversary of the Fishmongers’ Hall terror attack, we remember Saskia Jones & Jack Merritt who tragically lost their lives. They will remain in our thoughts, as will our emergency services & the Londoners who bravely put themselves in danger that day to help others.

Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back

it both rules and sucks that isaac chotiner continues to run circles around basically the entire media class using a unique genetic superpower known as "object permanence"