I'm planning to hear the boos all the way down here in Maryland

Pratt falls

I guess they got the non-woke president they were looking for.

This is the kind of thing I bring up when people talk about how sports should be a sanctuary from politics. My sibling in Christ - your sportsball team pays attention to politics whether you do or not.

First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that.

Imagine being called out by name in your Constitution. Amendment 26: Oh, and Fuck This Guy!

Bro isn't fucking around.

OKAY! Now it makes sense!

Why don’t they just get the “I just wanna kiss my fish, drink my beer,” guy? www.thedailybeast.com/maga-rep-pub...

They’ll knife each other, but never dear leader.

Reuters: US JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO REMOVE PRESIDENT TRUMP'S NAME FROM KENNEDY CENTER BUILDING - ORDER

Wait…the next line of Erick Erickson’s Tweet got cut off. He says, “But I’m voting for him, anyway.”

Weird how Peter Thiel's name is an anagram of both Pete Hitler and The Reptile

It continues to be painful to watch what Bari Weiss has done to the legacy of the network of Murrow and Cronkite. But Colbert’s no-ff*s-to-give skewering of this shrill oligarchs’ puppet will live in the annals of comedy forever… lmao 🤣🤣🤣 www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...

I know…I’m gobsmacked as well. The current FBI Director runs an apparel store?! www.pcmag.com/news/kash-pa...

this website is not beating the allegations

Can we just get President Camacho already?

Did he mistakenly wish *for* a monkey’s paw?

Unprecedented apology by Pope Leo XIV for the role of the Catholic Church in supporting slavery. The Catholic Church was the LARGEST single slave owner in the Americas. Made its wealth from slavery. John Paul II rehearsed a rambling apology in Gorée Island back in the 1990s #slaveryarchive

I mean it sure looks like we wasted billions and many lives and lots of diplomatic credibility for nothing, but at least we can be sure those 160 schoolgirls won’t build a nuke

would be funny if Iran was like "sorry, we can't negotiate this weekend. we've got a wedding to go to"

As primary seasons end, state by state, some GOP Congressional members are finally developing some spine. Too late to save them from being fed into the MAGA maw, but they earned that with 15 months of toadyism. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Where some of our political leaders throw up their hands and say, “What do you want us to do? We don’t have any power!” these guys are taking the fight to Trump and his fellow criminals.

Hey hey, slow down there, Senator Antifa

Rhythm Nation 1814 represents peak Janet Jackson and Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis collab. I will not be taking further questions at this time.

shoutout to jared polis

This is happening because this country couldn’t stand the idea of a woman President.

It’s basically a boat.

Can we please take the idea that there are good billionaires out behind the woodshed?

The prospect of a $1.7 billion Jan 6 reparations fund has MAGA lawyers knifing each other to get a piece of the pie. My latest False Flagh for @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/maga-lawye...

Sure, Jan. www.bbc.com/news/article...

So, Pete Hegseth is being floated as a trial balloon for 2028. We’re in Hell, aren’t we?

I want to know the name of the judge who presided over this. I want that judge’s name and email address public. I want people to be able to ask that judge what the fuck was wrong with him or her. /1

Wanted to jump on here for a first take on Elon’s OpenAI suit loss. And here it is.

We are an evil nation.

Anyone notified Kash Patel about this? He could knock this surplus down in a week on the job.

I’m calling on the General Assembly to vote to reconvene for special session to impeach or censure the Governor. Governor Polis commuted Tina Peters’ sentence after the legislative session, likely in an effort to avoid accountability for misconduct. The people of Colorado demand accountability.

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

You must end Jared Polis, Colorado. This is pathetic and disgusting.

Just goes to show you that they’ll let any idiot on shark tank.

No thanks to you and the Administration, bozo.

OMFG

Me approaching any problem in my life

Hell, act like you did when Biden or Obama would say something like they hated jelly beans or something.

It is ridiculous to pretend X moved to the right because people left and not because it got bought by a neo-nazi who deliberately runs it with the overt goal of promoting his views and suppressing those he dislikes.

He’s so drunk in this clip.

this is pretty much how I feel. I'm tired of folks complaining about bluesky being not influential enough for their liking.

I love this for them. Their opinions suck.

Hey Bezos, for $1,000,000,000 I’ll tell you how to get up to 500 views