An actual company (Anthropic) told me no, so now I'm going to pick a fight with children to feel big and strong

Huh. Blocking people is in fact nice on this website.

@schumer.senate.gov Resign. Get out of the way. Leave. Depart. Vacate. Just fucking go.

I would rather not get paid than this bill get passed as is, and the continued spineless of the Dems reeks of Neville Chamberlain

Like LinkedIn doesn't exist

BDE CDR: you can absolutely do too much in this job, focus on what's important Me: oh hell yeah I love doing less

It's ya boi, back to causing problems on purpose

In case anyone was wondering, the Army stays screwing you over because " there is no Army Policy authorizing HHG/POV storage in support of soldiers deployed"

I know noone actually reads 385-10, cause it definitely says you have to have a tarp on trucks if yoy want to transport troops in it

Can anyone think of another job that makes you stand in a field for a couple hours while you're not allowed to move?

Why does it feel like the only thing we actually rehearse is ceremonies? Nothing important like training. Just marching in circles.

Finding shit in my COF that expired in 2013, or hasn't been opened since 2015. Of course we can't pass an audit.

People's continued insistence on fucking up one way parking lots at Sam's Club contributes greatly to my desire to do violence

I have been a captain over 3 years. That's weird.

"How long did your foreign travel take to radicalize you?" Oh, like day 2

"But it's your decision sir" As if I am not distinctly and intimately aware, every second of every day, that it's always my decision

Would it kill us to replace every form with SSN on it to say DODID? It's been over a decade

I stg if my LT gave me Covid after I've dodged it all this time... I have no idea what I'm going to do but holy shit I am dying

I need Google to fuck off with asking if I want to try their AI assisted search. I said no already goddamnit

I do not feel in charge, only liable for things that happen in my ostensible command

If you think more ADSOs are an effective retention tactic, you are the problem with the army

My main frustration with the Army is that my first response to anything is "what's the reg/doctrine say" and then finding the wild dissonance between that and reality

Successfully got her to spend 800 dollars on power tools from the Labor Day sale, and now I get to use them. Can I get a W in chat

It is extremely upsetting that to say Hammond is not long for this world. He isnt really eating, lost a lot of weight in the past 3 weeks, being antisocial, and struggles to be comfortable laying down. This weekend we're doing the hard thing despite how much I wish we weren't

Do we have a "is kissinger dead yet" bot here in bluesky? Anyone? Bueller?

The problem with Catholic guilt is that they're never guilty about the things they should be

Great thing is I'll never have to worry about "oh I'm not a man, I didn't serve" feelings

A car passed me on the highway on the way to work today with the license plate "PAWGS". My first thought is "this is a soldier and I'm going to end up following them on post" Sure enough I do. Why are soldiers like this.

Every day in command is the worst day of my life 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘳

Got an email about the LTT 1301 being back in stock and now I have to fight actually buying it

The amount of extremely borderline commit toasterbath jokes at work that turn into "but I didn't actually say that" is really indicative of the morale

I'm pretty sure anxiety isn't actually a side effect of adderall. I think it just increased my bandwidth so I can realize I have more things to be anxious about.

Oh we catposting?

Two things I learned this weekend: Alamo Draft house deserves the hype Barbie movie was fantastic and no shit it pissed off conservatives

Help, the UI is just different enough to make my eyes twitch

Are we calling it skeeting now? Is this shitskeeting?