Parker is cute no matter what! Happy World Otter Day!

DHS will require every green card applicant to leave the country before applying, even if they qualify for a green card or leaving would disqualify them. The agency has already cut green card approvals in half over the past year. Remember: it was never about legal immigration.

2nd May Otter

“Lytvynchuk has faced death threats and doxing, including receiving a package at his home containing what appeared to be feces” Lol someone left a bag of poop on his stoop

Touch color purple

Yesterday federal immigration agents were spotted in a yard in Joliet, IL. Rapid responders reported one person detained. One agent briefly raised what appears to be a handgun toward a person filming them from inside a home. Per video posted to social media, a child was present inside at the time.

Justice Thomas, joined by Justice Alito: California's issuance of driver's licenses to illegal immigrants would justify Florida going to war with California if they weren't part of the same country. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...

commission for @bottler.bsky.social!! (Page 3) (co-sponsored by @tobiaslutrinae.bsky.social)

The entire city of Chicago: [trying to have a nice Memorial Day at the lake] The cops: HELLO. WE ARE HERE TOO. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR H

my sincere hope for this moment is that people understand that these reports apply to every detention site, and that detention in of itself is a potential death sentence for anyone in this country no one should experience these horrors regardless of what they’re accused of

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

Over 50 years later, this anti-Vietnam War PSA still rings true.

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

Here's The Seattle Aquarium's new Otter boy, Zweigle! #SeattleAquarium

Have you seen my Brain? #PinkyandtheBrain

The Arlington National Cemetery Memorial apparently has deleted references and information on everyone interred there who wasn’t a white straight man from their database - attempting to sweep their existence under the rug. My thoughts on this obscenity cannot legally be shared on this platform.

yeah man did you hear? the guy casting shadows in plato's allegory of the cave got cancelled for casting problematic shadows. yeah its really fucked up especially given that the shadows cast on the wall of the cave are basically the same thing as real things outside of the cave

classic left-wing hypocrisy. @katmabu.bsky.social CLAIMS to be woke, yet cheered when her charges were dismissed with PREJUDICE.

Yelling into the void feels good, but yelling into these specific boxes has the potential to actually make a difference! Dont let this pass you by, give em hell yall!👏🏾👏🏾 ❗The deadline is tomorrow (may 22nd)❗

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

Last September, federal immigration agents raided an apartment complex on Chicago's south side, rounding up dozens, including children. I spoke with one of the raid's victims, now living in Mexico, on seeking what justice he can from the government. My latest, for @southsideweekly.bsky.social

Me in the weekends vs me at work

We're drawing more New Yorker cartoons based on their captions on today's Drawfee! youtu.be/5dOl7gXuGhE

the FCC wants to make trans existence in television “explicit” and require warnings the House is trying to ban all books by or about trans people — right now — YOU SEE WHAT’S HAPPENING RIGHT?? C A L L Y O U R R E P S ~please!~

There’s a massive immigration operation in Memphis right now, but you may not have heard about it. Why? Community members face retaliation for trying to spread the word out, a lawsuit alleges.

This is important to you, personally, whether you care about it or not.

Hey so if you're in the USA, the FCC is floating the idea of making shows put a warning up if they include or discuss trans people and trans lives. A short paragraph saying this is messed up would help a lot! You gpt less than a week. Submit your comment by May 22: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...

A neighborhood was blanketed in poison because of this shooting and the feds' response to it. Sosa-Celis was falsely charged (later dropped). And ICE lied about everything.

Canadians, one of the most important things you can do is send a letter to your MP about this. This would be the end of privacy for Canadians: dontsurveil.me/c22.html

watching a long toy or object just disappear with ease into a mans ass makes my heart cum

okay everyone, we're going to make fat pronghorn week happen

I’m sorry but the Dems need to run on putting everyone from this administration and bureaucrats who enabled them in prison.

There are approximately 2.8 million trans people in the US. That means FOURTEEN PERCENT of American trans people have moved across state lines in the past 18 months.

Chicagoland has seen a steady pace of ICE sighting + abduction alerts all week. After one person was taken in Waukegan yesterday, this morning feds are dispersed broadly across the burbs again. Seen in Round Lake Beach and Joliet so far. A worker was snatched at a Bolingbrook Burger King at 5:30am.

These are two really great games, this is awesome

Please contact your reps and demand they oppose the GUARD Act www.congress.gov/members/find...

Stories like this take expert labor to report and edit. We want to keep paying dogged independent journalists like Dave—but we rely entirely on your support to continue. If you haven't signed up yet to throw us a few bucks monthly...now is a GREAT time to do so:

If anyone in or nearby Allen County, IN loves cats, this sweetie is named Dragon, has FeLV, and risks being euthanized. He’s currently living in a garage with no AC which isn’t sustainable as temperatures rise. He needs a foster or no-kill shelter spot stat: www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/Hrr...

Gwen did a fantastic job reporting on what has genuinely become an internal refugee crisis among trans people. I know I complain about Sound Transit and bike infrastructure or whatever a lot but like, making my move to Seattle when I did saved my life.

Two police officers from Gratis, Ohio, an all-white town per the US census, showed up at a majority Latinx public school in Cincinnati—50 miles away—to search for kids for ICE, disguised as a “wellness check.”

Yesterday, ICE vehicles were again reported at the Rolling Meadows courthouse (that's Cook County) and the Kane County court facility in St. Charles. Today, Far South Rapid Response reported an abduction at the Pullman court that shares space with CPD: www.instagram.com/p/DYSHj3fjQQF/

🤔Ok. Enemy of the state it is. I look forward to the day you die. I don't drink, I haven't had a drop in 7 years. But for you? I'll drink a whisky or bourbon. I will spit and piss on your grave. Perish💀. You belligerent sack of worthless shit oozing orange ghoul analog troglodyte faced fascist.

Same energy. Let's go.

As ICE has returned to swifter arrests across Chicagoland, internal alerts & stats collected by public defenders show courthouses have become a honeypot. Sightings near county property have continued this week, & feds abducted 1 person from Pullman court today. More from @djbyrnes1.bsky.social:

HEY, YOU SHOULD DELETE TIKTOK HINT HINT HINT

When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.