Is it a crime to steal a weasel's cum? #feralnsfw

don't hit travis with the late night "wyd" unless you're prepared for the answer

He's my favorite Balto side character. I need more of him.

cw: #watersports #omorashi #feralnsfw The marten is about to pressure wash the ceiling. Free him!

i am gonna BITE

cw: #watersports #omorashi #feralnsfw The marten is about to pressure wash the ceiling. Free him!

You may have a bit of mustelpussy, as a treat.

All I want for Christmas is

More old anniversary art for @beepboopbork.com <3 this time for 12 years! First one with her new robot sona! [ #remiart #furryart #furry ]

no pants version!

gotta mark that territory! sketch commission ✦ #furry #watersports #feral #quadruped #piss #pee ✦

Drawing for @ottumn.bsky.social featuring their otter enjoying the autumn! OvO #art #drawing #illustration #feral #otter #autumn

And a #timelapse for yesterday's drawing ^v^// Would you be interested in more timelepases for my past/future arts btw? I record them since forever via #clipstudiopaint, just never cared enough to post. #art #drawing #illustration #feral #otter #autumn

Let's say you gain the ability to predict the future. But you can change it in the present, which would of course make your prediction inaccurate, meaning you don't have the ability to predict the future.

Infinitely long musteloid boyfriend with infinitely many tummy nipples.

dont have the motivation to do finished stuff and doodling gay critters is more fun anyway

made decent progress on the two giant tubs of watermelon I was given today

things

minky dinky

The proper way to hold a mustelid

There's enough room in this shower for two... or maybe three.

May I use your sheath as a sleeping bag?

It is naked weasel time! #feralnsfw

"Stage Fright" -- "Oh god please not here, please don't get hard, please please PLEASE don't get a boner here..." -- Thought I'd draw a public scene inspired by @fek.bsky.social ! Sides was invited on stage for a group game of Modesty- if the audience sees your junk, you're out!

Whenever the whelping box heat lamp is the only light source in the room, my living room is full of constant clicking noises because the two surveillance cameras that can see it can't decide if they want night vision or not.

Obtained a fox

I've got so many characters that I want to get art of. A fennec, a snow fox, some pine martens, an otter, a wolverine... I am especially thinking of naked snowfoxes right now.

Visions of mustelpussy dancing in my head.

Getting a random boner at the urinal is the worst. I have to make the choice to either stand there and wait until it goes down, of course looking like I'm wanking it the entire time, or else try to shove it down the leg of my pants and waddle away in pain. Waddle waddle.

More bubbies, they were born yesterday!

I don't really care to know what blocklists I'm on tbh. However, for certain ones like those run by zionists, it would be nice to see who subscribes to them.

the bonk wants his paws rubbed

My aunt: "What should we name the new puppies?" My cousin: "idk let me send a picture to chatgpt and ask it for ideas" Me: "do you need the robot to remind you to wipe your ass after you shit? Do you need to send the bo-bot a pic of your ass so it can explain exactly which direction to wipe in?"

picture of a girl who doesnt understand a damn thing

Quick warmup sketch. Sometimes Chip craves coffee at the wrong time. Happy Halloween and all that!

I'd let him bite me.

Imagine a slinky weasel in one of these.

Thinking about all the people I've ever had crushes on, how they all went to college and now have awesome jobs and are way smarter than me and deserve partners who are way better than me...

I tried the new creamy vanilla coke today. I can't tell the difference from regular vanilla coke. But it made me produce an unreasonable amount of piss, which I have been explosively peeing out all day.

Weekly Ermine-ders! A snowy desk buddy to help you keep track of your To Do's ❄️✏️ coming 11/21!

I started as a wolf because of an art I found on neopets in like 2008, but wolves in the furry fandom are a bit too common for me to want to be just another one. Then a friend group got me into mustelids and I already had a skunk OC at that time, and I was like "fuck it. I'm weaseloid now."

Ah, the sweet blissful music of a dozen 1u server fans at full speed.

I kinda wanna play with my peepee. But actually I'd much rather play with yours.

#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_358@18-08-2017_14-41-44.jpg

I'm not flipping out about this. Frankly, so much of today's country music sounds so generic that I can't tell it's not AI anyway.

Hey yall what if I turned @marf.dog into a pine marten?

I was going to get whataburger, and I drove past a nearby neighborhood where one house had no less than 5 cop cars lit up on the street in front of it. I wonder what the fuck is going on there?

This is how I'm gonna steal your pee.

I need naked wolverines to maul me and fuck me, in no particular order.