I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self

this is the closest thing to an age verification law i would ever consider supporting

O tanto que eu ri disso Plmmds

On March 26, 2026, during a debate on violence against women in Germany’s Bundestag, left-wing MP Kathrin Gebel was repeatedly interrupted by AfD MP Martin Reichardt. She responded: “Mr. Reichardt, the clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you’re still more sensitive. That’s quite an achievement.”

A dog celebrated with some vendors Gonzalo Plata's goal against Germany. FIRULAIS IS FROM ECUADOR*

I read this again and cried this morning. So of course, I now share it with you.

Fat dogs are never satisfied.

the wachowskis did not disguise the camera as part of of morpheus' outfit to get this "impossible shot" so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable":

There’s gotta be some kind of allegory for this in The Odyssey

Buster Keaton didn't stand still while a two-ton housefront collapsed on top of him with a window cut out to barely clear his shoulders on each side so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Dogs at the Rescue Center get to pick their own toy 🧸

We turned around and went back just to get a picture after driving by this.

só os românticos, online

O NARRADOR DA TELEMONDO CHAMOU O RONALDINHO DE JAR JAR BINKS!!!

Foda quando eu sou senador e me forçam a viajar pra transmitir a copa por milhões

E seu pai que ganhou com com contra do Haiti

Ow eu compraria essa camiseta

i don’t fear death i fear group chats

jana: [shouting over music] i don’t even know half these people

Wonderful

can i say that you have a very nice vagina?

Em Pueblo, México.

Uma coisa que eu admiro no Messi é que ele ganha dinheiro pra jogar futebol e aí ele vai e joga futebol Raríssimo

-Serve um caminhão de corno, seu Daniel?!

“Preciso de um avião para as kengas” frases da política brasileira, 2026 year of our lord

Delícia o Ibrahimovich chamando o Lalas de ignorante ao vivo na cara dele hahahaha

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

"pra quem chupa cu isso ai não é nada"

Sempre lembro disso aqui.

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

Liniers

Quem nunca?

só noticia boua #273

Things are going on in New York right that people may not understand for thousands of years

It’s wild that literally every trillionaire is in the Epstein files

Paul Maurides

Copa é emoção (ódio, desespero, revolta, agressividade)

Maqueboooooosta

Taquepariu