Extorna aí, filho da pita!!!!

Hahahaahaha bicho, que mula!!!!

Eu respondia o Huck, pois é família é foda. E seus primo que tão tudo matando criança na Palestina

THE MERCHANT

This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already

You’re not supposed to point lasers at airplanes because the pilots are actually cats

For those who wanted to see the ridiculously horny noodle lid topper.

Se a comida de bebê está pesando no orçamento, é só trocar por essa aqui com veneno de rato

Se tem cartaz tem história

Omg 3 cakes!!!

Pelaaaaamordedeeeuuuus.milton_nascimento

Ideal relationship dynamic

O Sr. gostaria da sessão cheira peido?

Extremely relatable

Quem manda fazer site com Cráudio

Bitch I will beat your ass

Science literacy rates are at an all time low

O Irã tem a chance de fazer algo bem engraçado aqui

O Bjorko não existe e não pode te prejudicar

Did you know you can gauge a dogs intelligence by how long it takes them to get out from under a blanket?

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Quando o espirro não sai

when I feed the local ravens, their conversation from the ground looks exactly like RAVEN A: check it out I'm teaching this ape to talk RAVEN B: don't be ridiculous, apes can't talk A: no seriously, watch. *ahem* FOOOOOOD? me: fOOood FooOOD! fOoD! *puts eggs on railing* B: holy fuck dude

Caralho. Foi fazer uma cirurgia pra remover o baço, o médico por engano removeu apenas o FÍGADO E O PACIENTE FOI DE ARRASTA

Chega em SP. Saindo aeroporto. Imediatamente preso no trânsito

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Delícia 5:30 indo pro aeroporto de confins

I saw the best minds of my generation produce high quality content for startups that laid them off on a zoom call

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly) NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

A foto!!! 😂

Saiu na Folha @folha.com

IT IS HAPPENING, AGAIN.

Today we will be mainly posting pictures of artefacts that look like sweets. 🍬🍫

Ran into my ex’s new guy while hiding behind a tree near his office.

I went and saw Project Hail Mary. A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie. Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that. He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

Plopina genelalizada

HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

O que que ele te pediu????

dad: so whats the deal with the war me: *speaks for 5 min* dad: wow that is an impressive analysis me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert dad: oh whats their name me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

Mijar na garrafinha pra sobrar mais água pra data center ❤️

Isso da quantos bife?

When the government agrees not to destroy all human life for no reason for at least two weeks

Imagina vc social media do Irã agora, a vontade de chamar o cara de Frango deve ser incalculável

You couldn’t have done that before I texted all my exes?