i hope every rich asshole who invests their money in AI loses their wealth when it inevitably tanks i am just so sick of rich assholes saying AI is the future when it is actually destroying any good future we could have had!!!!

Except it’s me sleeping 10+ hours.

I take no public position on the politics, as usual, but in a country with hundreds of millions of people, you can probably find an equally good political candidate who *didn't* think at some point think that getting a Nazi, or at least Nazi-adjacent tattoo was something that was a good idea to have

I’m nearly certain the people clapping for Cuomo in the debate were paid. “I got a budget passed ON TIME!” is just not a crowd pleaser like that

Hakeem Jeffries was just now on Chris Hayes and refused to endorse Zohran Mamdani. I can't even.

As a matter of current law, could the president just…knock down the entire White House? Just raze the whole thing to the ground?

Updating my LEGO White House

I just saw a video that said cutting SNAP would lower food prices because it would cut demand. I'm starting to think that Econ 101 either needs to be drastically overhauled or that you cannot take it unless you commit to taking four econ courses one heavily focused on externalities and elasticity.

Look, I think most liberal democratic systems are functionally equivalent, but in Australia and other Westminster states, the set of events which leads to a government shutdown in the US instead triggers a general election, and it'd be nice if the US had that, too

this election was already over but jesus christ this put him 6 feet under lmfao

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Fair. people.com/woman-ends-2...

Pleading as a social worker to donate as much as you can to your local food banks in the coming weeks. SNAP benefits not being funded is cruel and hurtful to hundreds of thousands of your neighbors, friends, and communities.

Not for nothing but isn’t the joke about Argentina that a lot of their right wingers have curiously German surnames

Y’all look at this fuckass cookie I ordered

I'm SO glad KB said Nah. Even her vows sounded like someone talking about an ex. "You helped me grow as a person" I hope she finds a man who doesn't cry about not getting any. #LoveIsBlind

All these tech bros that insist that tech that causes millions of people to lose their jobs will lead to everyone having more money Don’t seem to have a plan to guarantee universal income Funny that

The East Wing is traditionally the domain of the First Lady. Hard not to see this as a family metaphor too.

Why is Apple, Microsoft, Lockheed Martin, Blackstone, Google, OpenAI, Amazon and others financing the destruction of the WH and desecration of the grounds, something that is infuriating to huge chunk of the American population? Do you hate your customers that much?

is this whole presidency a weird marketing gimmick from big tobacco to get us all smoking again

One day the White House “ballroom” will be a museum cataloguing this country’s descent into autocracy, including horrors we have yet to see. Bookmark this skeet

BREAKING: Immigrants, POC, and Women Who Are Conservatives Utterly Shocked For Some Reason That Conservatives Fucking Hate Immigrants, POC, and Women

This country is so cooked. People can't even afford to live here anymore

Filed under “tweets I still think about frequently”

If you ever, as a child, pretended to smoke a pretzel rod like a cigarette, you’re def gay now

"Why are they going after autistics" we are literally the only people on earth weirder than them

Love is Blind but for people who aren't conventionally attractive and are actually a little ugly.

Maybe this is obvious to everyone but…why does the White House need a ballroom? It has enough space for state dinners, no? Is this for dances? Weddings? Storing classified documents? Just confused so the reason would be helpful thx

"we wasted $3 billion on a building for some reason and now we're going to make it our employees' problem"

I just KNOW he's asking the construction company for something disgusting. Like gendered toilets where the men's room can peek into the women's stalls,

For the last 3 months since doing art full time, my income has matched that of my old corp part-time job. It's giving me hope that I can actually do this. A thank you the size of a large boulder to everyone who continues to give me money to draw stuff for their games 🧡

Apparently some Karen in Towson told my 13yo and his friend they were bringing undesirable elements to their neighborhood by skateboarding. Sooo I bought SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME shirts for all my kids.

It flies under the radar because it is overwhelmed by the sheer repulsiveness of the physical destruction of the east wing, but there is no way that a president should be allowed to use private money to change public property. It circumvents the power of the purse.

well i think naming a ballroom after your best friend is something to be celebrated tbh

No food stamps during Thanksgiving is an extremely low bar of evil

I’m grateful that Zohran Mamdani speaks up for women who have been subjected to sexual harassment on the job, punished for reporting it through invasive litigation tactics, and silenced through defamation lawsuits.

they should make a bagel bite the size of a pizza

NYC Mayoral Debate MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull

There's only 2 people living here, and yet there's always so many fucking dishes in the sink. I hate it.

Yes

Here are the companies willing to destroy the White House. Construction: Clark Construction Engineering: AECOM Architecture: McCrery Architects

Not sure having your brand associated with destroying the White House is the best look