Solar panels aren’t being held up in the Strait of Hormuz. A point worth making

Whenever you ask a government official or a politician something and they say they don’t know or haven’t heard, the VERY NEXT QUESTION should be, “Well, now that you know about it, what are you going to do about it?” Follow up! Dig deeper! Push back! Don’t let them dodge!

lol I just heard a white woman on TikTok call other white people who are harmful colonizers “Christopher Columbus Core” and cannot stop laughing. It’s priceless.

BBC News, "This heat wave in the United States would be virtually impossible without human induced climate change" "In Arizona yesterday, they recorded their highest ever March temperature, 44 °C"

"WhAT wAs LiFe lIKe iN tHe 90s?!" Well, we grabbed books from our local indie bookshop instead of from a certain online mega-retailer. Let's bring that energy back.

As a Gen Xer, I can tell you boomers and even my own generation comparing their 20s to today’s 20-30 year-olds needs to stop. I paid $600 for a West Hollywood apartment at 23. Today it’s $3500. Burgers weren’t $20, they were $6 to $8 in a nice restaurant. Life is not comparable.

When you describe yourself as "self driven" in your linkedIn bio

When I point my remote directly at the television, it barely works. However, if I accidentally sit on it, it will switch from Peacock to Netflix, turn on closed captioning and start the microwave in the other room.

Adopted 🎉🎉 #FosterKittens #cats

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We used to call it “the shits hitting the fan” meal. When they fed you the good stuff, you were about to earn your pay.

My roommate is like “the cat won’t stop waking me up at night, so I give her treats *every time* she wakes me up at night.” I don’t know how to break it to her. 😉

If I had known Chuck Norris was so politically bad, I would have mindfully not watched his movies instead of just never seeing them.

you are describing a fart, mr bach

How to weave in (some of) your ends as you go 🧶 I like to get at least some of my ends out of the way while I’m still #knitting, so this is how I join a new colour. ☝️ Start by fraying the yarn end to taper it.

A grotesque looking Wii U gamepad prototype that kinda sorta looks like a Switch.

Taking care of business. We need to do this and move on.

Tour Guide From the Underworld with googly eyes

Vampire Baby with googly eyes

Metamorphosis with googly eyes

Tri-Brigade Kerass with googly eyes

I just saw a $25 ebook for sale. Same price as the paperback. I don’t…that’s not how—

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killing this bitch

So many great shows exist, but I’m completely obsessed with Shrinking.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Bluesky invested 100 millions to play the Wilhelm scream every time I post

Cannibals are weird. I can't imagine liking people enough to actually eat them.

i got a cheese omelette, home fries, and a subpoena

#Scriptsky Oscars discourse online annoys me because it misses a fundamental point. The purpose of art is not to “fix” society or provide concrete answers or policy platforms. At its best, art achieves something between a mirror and a crystal ball. It’s our job to do the work in the real world.

Even though PEARL SNAPS didn't win at OFF, I'm still super proud of this silly little script! If you want to meet the colorful cast, you can click the link below to read the entire script! Happy #FunPageFriday #Scriptsky 🤠 drive.google.com/file/d/1kaE_...

Wearing the same shirt that I'm wearing in my Grindr profile pic like a cartoon character that only gay guys know about

Got to the karaoke bar frequently filled with transsexuals and you are not going to believe what a film shoot has temporarily renamed it

I need someone who has seen both #SLOMW and #TheBachelorette to create a PowerPoint explaining the impact of what just happened

Thinking Taylor from #SLOMW would be a good Bachelorette is wild. They had to cancel the season, and sponsors pulled out. Whoever suggested her is getting FIRED

Florida’s investigation into Discord comes months after it sued Roblox over similar concerns about child predators.

Still figuring out what’s next. But I will say: To any candidate who wants help setting up a new style of campaign, who needs advice on integrating mutual aid in their operations, who has questions about any weird, fun, unconventional part of our race, I would love to talk. Let me know.

Id like to raise some money to help my friend pay his rent. He is at high risk of becoming homeless so I will lower my price for pfps to 100$usd for the next 6 people who want one. Dm or comment if you want one. All the money will go to my friend

Some people come into your life just to make you excited about being alone.

“Worst she can say is no” Bro, she said I look like someone tried to draw President Taft from memory

I never thought I'd miss the sound of my dog loudly shlorping water from her bowl, and yet here we are

i just sat down at my desk to write a letter and dated it 19 March 2016... if you're lookin for someone who has her shit together, look somewhere else.

seeking director interested in a low-budget horror short (10 pages) with a 2000 word short story accompaniment #scriptsky

@leahfromsd.bsky.social trading cards of your characters that QR code link to the script is so cool! As someone who has a cat and (until recently 😢) a dog in the same home, they'll get used to one another & become friends. Especially since a shiba is closer in size to cats than my great Dane was

1 day til SBR #steelballrun #sbr #jjba #johnnyjoestar #gyrozeppeli

My fucking cat just stared me directly in the eye and took a leak on the floor, I don’t know whether to be pissed off or impressed

What a great demonstration of how billionaires have obscene amounts of excess cash laying around that they use to try to subvert democracy and the only solution is for governments to take away that excess cash.