——— hi bsky‼️ basic byf, minors dnf 🔞 🧃 gloom ; 23 he/it 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🤍: vampires, paramore, star trek, pokémon, arts & crafts, animanga, video games ♡ / ↺ #promosky #moothunt

why the fuck did they make the spongebob movie so sad i’m literally four years old

she’s glowing :)

everyone’s doing new #promosky posts but i’m lazy so here’s this one

it’s the way it’s almost the opposite of my actual mbti 💀

job interview today that would double my monthly income everyone cross ur fingers!!

when i’m getting ready for work and i look at my dog who is oh so cozy curled up in bed but i can’t lay with him

“i was born in the wrong generation” well i wasn’t i love unfollowing people on instagram

smiling friends is for people who pretended aqua teen hunger force was good 10 years ago

never watched an episode of stranger things but i read the synopsis for the finale bc i was curious and it sounds like butt ass

i forget couples don’t live together for a while how do yall do this man i’ve been away from my partner for 2 days and i’m combusting

my facebook profile really tells a story about america’s education system (and the job market rn)

it’s not even noon and i’ve already been up for over 8 hours

“i was born in the wrong generation” well i wasn’t i love unfollowing people on instagram

i always start counterarguments with “well first of all, die. second of all-“

my partner telling me about a bald & beautiful clip by starting with “so i was listening to those two women”

everyone look at my dog he’s everything

harry styles posting on youtube for the first time in ages and it ISNT an hs4 announcement,,, PLEAAASEEEE I NEED IT

feel like i’m seeing lots of new people on my feed hello #promosky

not the doordash driver stealing me & my partner’s dinner on CHRISTMAS 😭

late to the family gathering bc i was having #gaysex

my mum's car broke down so she can't get to work and we've got no money & no food for christmas :( so i'm opening commissions again ! please help out ! you can pay what you want i can only accept paypal #commissions #pwywcommission #digitalart some of my works ↓

astrology is all fun and games until someone is adamant that you’re a bad person because you were born on a specific day that you didn’t pick

sallie mae can kiss my ass for all i care

i do not think therefore i do not am

FAVORITE MOVIE LOGGED LETS GOOOO boxd.it/cabAcb

you’re telling me band geeks (the best spongebob episode) aired FOUR DAYS before 9/11 ….

is there a scientific explanation as to why i always get hit with the Big Sad right before i’m supposed to clock out of work and go home and enjoy myself

threatening my coworkers by flirting with them

my dad called upon his gay son to help him buy an outfit for his blind date and i feel like i’m queer eye-ing him

walked into work and they were playing the playlist i made

#gamingsky if you exist?? hello my fellow 21+ cozy gamers who want to make some online friends to play games with i’m here let’s be friends here are some multiplayer games i play: - palia - minecraft - stardew valley - supermarket together i’m also super obsessed w tiny bookshop rn :’) #promosky

I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH PLEAAASSEEEEE we can even call and parallel play on discord 🥹

i need everyone to stop ordering coffee NOW

omg tomorrow is one year w my pooks that’s crazy

40 minute drive to work was only 25 today bc there was no one on the road

feeling personally victimized by the run of music at work today

feeling annoying to quite literally everyone lately

just take me out back and have me put down like an old racehorse atp

ran out of swipes on all the dating apps how am i supposed to get attention now

you’re telling me. I just watched TWO HOURS of WHO I THOUGHT was ethan hawke ONLY FOR IT TO BE JOSH BROLIN WITH A MUSTACHE????????????????

EL PASO MENTIONED?????????? FIVE STARS!!!!!!!!!!!

day off of work home alone haven’t said a word out loud in two hours

surely the conses won’t quence

my lactose intolerant ass loaded up my chili with cheese & sour cream and then i have the audacity to wonder why my stomach hurts so bad

woke up feeling like shit decided to watch no country for old men to Feel Something . that Something ? … Unsettled

MOMENTS BY ONE DIRECTION PLAYING AT MY WORK IM FEELING ATTACKED

me and my 12 year old brother are gang fr