me, a guy who craves a connection so intense that no one else understands it except the two of us: yeah i’m in my hoe era :P

satan couldn’t reach me this morning so he made me miss someone i have no desire to bring back into my life

good morning

coworker just asked what i was laughing at as i typed this and i just flipped my phone around to show the draft

what the FUCK was up with the wordle today

i love when people tell me my dog looks like me because well yes. that’s my son. i birthed him.

hiii does anyone want to join me & my bff’s discord server where we play jackbox every now and then (pls say yes it’s mostly my bffs oomfs)

does anyone wanna hang out

when i wake up not wanting to go to planned hangs and i hype myself up to go and then they get canceled

guys. both of my friends cancelled on our river day today.

and getting ice cream after too GOD life is good

GOING TO THE RIVER TODAY!!!

good morning to everyone but the french

everyone say thank you ranch for making me sexy again (cutting my hair)

depression just called and it told me it’s quitting because i can walk to my friends houses now

i need to kiss someone at a local dive bar STAT get me OUT THERE

whos tryna get absolutely trashed on a wednesday night

love being friends with a sociable person bc ranch is just pulling me along to the oomf meetup and i didn’t even have to say anything

ranch and i giving each other hair transformations tn stay tuned

lowkey just tryna crack but unfortunately i have to develop a bond based on trust and comfort before i let someone hit

“if you hate this country so much why don’t you leave” I CAAANNNTTT YALL WONT LET ME UPDATE MY PASSPORT

photo i took today <3

matt damon and ben affleck are my doomed yaoi

i hate when people say “oh that post got so much more attention than i thought” like baby it’s the internet. open ur eyes.

paid over $200 more than six weeks ago for a painting at a gallery in town and they STILL haven’t contacted me for pick up even though i’ve emailed multiple times AND called multiple times 🫩

going to a concert for a band i’ve never heard of this weekend can’t wait

good morning little gay people in my phone

SEPTEMBER TRAIN TO NYC IS BOOKED YEAAAAHHH

honestly rate urself looks: 6/10 creativity: 9/10 humor: 10/10 mental health: 5/10 we are getting there empathy: 7/10 patience: 4/10 social skills: 6/10 memory: 5/10 if it’s short term and 8/10 if it’s long term

400 pages into a 1200 page book and i am just now piecing the plot together

THE LAST LATTE I MADE ON MY SHIFT TODAY WAS FOR BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

just saw a promoted instagram post that said “this song sounds like elton john wrote about a midlife crisis” …baby he already did that it’s called rocketman

need more friends i can call on my little walks

about to move furniture in 100° weather wish me luck

hate when a mf shows up to work in a bad mood and makes it everyone’s problem

ran into a woman on my walk this morning who asked if i could spare some cash & i didn’t have any but i told her to come to the coffee shop i work at when i clocked in and i would buy her a coffee & a pastry… tell me why my coworkers are giving me a hard time for spending $6 on someone who needed it

hallo aus meiner neuen wohnung <33

moving starts in 3 hours i’m so impatient

time for my summer #promosky!! 🐀 26, VA, he/him (21+) 🦦 barista by day and river rat by noon 🪾 interests include: - watching movies & discussing said movies (hello #filmsky!) - reading books & discussing said books (hello #booksky!) - puzzle games, 80s music, and my dog! ♡ / ↺ appreciated!!

having friends who are exes is funny sometimes bc what do you mean they’re gonna be the first two people in my new apartment only like 2 hours apart LMAO

oh man i sure can’t wait to spend this weekend moving house!!

came across a “tea” channel i watched in high school that’s still making the same videos on the same person with the same background and i just kind of got sad

FIRST MONTH RENT AT MY NEW APARTMENT HAS BEEN PAID AAAAAAA LETS GOOO ITS MOVING DAY

nothing homosexual happened to me this pride month :(

roku remote with programmable streaming buttons PLEASE

kind of need to be held like right now

kind of want to order food bc i’m hungry but too sad to cook but it’s also about to storm so i don’t want to make a doordash driver drive in the storm AUUGHHH

don’t you hate when someone gets a rise out of you when you know that’s their plan all along

new haircut has me feeling untouchable tbh