Has anybody asked if the 66 year old former accountant gets to play Neck?

Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis.

long weekend at bernie's

This is awesome: a "WKRP in Cincinnati" fan created a three-hour Johnny Fever radio block, by using clips from the TV show and dropping in the full songs on his intros and outros, plus commercials and Les Nessman news breaks.

I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

The Dance of the Puppets The rusted chains of prison moons Are shattered by the sun. I walk a road, horizons change The tournament's begun. The purple piper plays his tune, The choir softly sing; Three lullabies in an ancient tongue, For the court of the crimson king.

how are we supposed to believe this guy is an expert in friendship when he clearly doesn’t have any friends close enough to tell him that he looks like life coach for sex offenders

I’ll be taking no questions.

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said. Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead. Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere

Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"

Tbh, my job would probably be childhood mortality statistic.

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

holy shit Coen Carr, with Ian Eagle dropping a classic call

Well done, 60 Minutes. F MAGA to the ends of the Earth. www.cbsnews.com/news/concert...

Calling all MSU Bluesky!!! Below is the page for my March Madness challenge! Free to enter, and the winner will receive a @homefield.bsky.social hoops t-shirt of their choosing. Password to join is: strengthinnumber (no s, ironically enough)

Oh damn there’s a longer clip and it’s even better…ruthless 🔥 and no lies detected

RHCP, Pearl Jam, and Smashing Pumpkins at the same show.

what a testament and tribute to the power of loving big and free and loud: www.prideofdetroit.com/2025/3/8/243...

What song do you think this 2002 J-Drama about a poor family who owns a ramen shop used for its ending theme? Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong.

Andy Isaac was a genuinely good guy and brought a lot of joy to social media (maybe not to Bears fans). He was funny and insightful and loved his food and his teams. I am grateful I got to write about him in 2019, but also that I got to call him a friend. RIP

this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me

If I had known this was the official Country Over Party I would've brought more booze.

J.D. Vance has now done something even more embarrassing on a couch.

Before the logo.

I tried to pet every breed of dog at the Westminster Dog Show. The resulting video: 12 minutes of extremely good dogs 132 dogs pet 5 face licks 2 belly rubs Me saying “BEAUTIFUL dog” at least 59 times youtu.be/nOzLZH29wFc?...

FWIW, the Walt Disney World Monorail moves approximately 7,000 passengers per hour. Even the Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover moves about 4,880 passengers per hour. All better than Elon's tunnels.

This is basically what C-3PO did in the original Star Wars movies and everyone was constantly telling him to shut the fuck up

stairway: to heaven❌ highway: to hell❌ midnight train: goes anywhere✔️ FACT: trains are the superior transport option

(Sound on)

ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die! DRAGON: My gold? ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and- DRAGON: Fair enough ADVENTURER: Wait, what? DRAGON: It's yours ADVENTURER: DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here? ADVENTURER: Um... /1

Just read the response from Costco to shareholders requesting it back down from DEI. It was glorious. It begins "Our Board has considered this proposal and believes … an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary." and gets better. A happy investor #diversityandinclusion

it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86

Lawyers who are more qualified to be AG than Matt Gaetz

Reset with a favorite book from your childhood.

Flashback to when the new Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth nearly killed someone with an axe on live TV

MAKE KID ROCK SECRETARY OF BAWITDABA YOU COWARDS

If ya don’t know, now ya know

From High School. (Picture not mine/ but same type).

faygo to the polls

LIZ

The Harris-Walz campaign just released an ad about Trump’s remarks on Detroit from yesterday