alexei lalas ordered the medium tier trump costume from a Halloween website

I knew a guy who used to go to Knicks games in the upper deck for like eight bucks in the darkest days of the franchise and do whippits until he passed out and one time he came to and it was like 3 am and MSG was totally empty I hope he’s having an AMAZING night

Happy Pride 🌈

Imagine JD & the Straight Shot performing at a championship parade

this is the only picture I have of my father

debate is the sport of the intellectual, the thinking man’s athletics, but the only way to win if your back is up against the wall is shouting ‘don’t yuck my yum!’ at the top of your lungs til your opponent submits

repost James Handlefini for one year of good luck

The two types of anime fan are “As a rightist, I adore Gayqueer McTransmarx, a character I believe embodies conservative values,“ and “As a leftist, I’m a big fan of Hitlerhito Tokyonazi’s ’Manchuria Deserved It’ franchise.”

I like Nine Inch Nails because it’s like what if you were gay for drugs.

as long as the boston celtics remain in the nba i will be a fan of 29 basketball teams

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Playing my favorite game on instagram: Is this sweater I like way too expensive or clearly the product of slave labor?

team-up movie where Aubrey Plaza as Wow Platinum, Gladiator 2 Denzel, and Tom Hanks as Colonel Tom Parker do a sort of evil To Wong Foo, just totally ruin a small town

disney just aired an ad during the ncaaw final for next years super bowl?

i would like to bring back romantic comedies w/ huge stars on the condition that the studio pays me by buying all of my tether coin at a severe discount. the movie can actually be about anything and i’ll make this deal so fucking sweet for you pls help i’m so hungry

𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: And then Kim Gordon goes "Have you heard the new Updog record?" and I go "What's Updog?" 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Unbelievable. 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: I thought Updog was one of those hipster Matador bands. 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Wait weren't they on K Records? 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲: Thurston also called me Moby by mistake.

Happy to've guested on @tpnwicmfp.bsky.social to talk Werner Herzog and LESSONS OF DARKNESS with @corbinsmith.bsky.social and @matthiasellis.bsky.social... a very fun conversation despite the mythical environmental apocalypse we watched.

Happy 6th anniversary to the time Sarah Palin sang Baby Got Back on the Masked Singer and then the show changed to Trump's address to the nation about COVID.

David Lynch making a mixtape like

this is an absolutely infuriating angle to take in this situation. why is it on the union to find creative solutions to ownership problems, exactly? why is it on the union to save owners from themselves when it comes to sacrificing games?

"In lieu of flowers, the family and Zipporah Films kindly request that you support your local PBS affiliate or independent bookstore in Frederick Wiseman’s memory."

Next year there's going to be a clip of Ian McKellen on a press tour saying the word "yaoi." This has already happened in the future

Romania is I believe the only country to at various times be ruled by Hitler, Stalin, and Dracula. www.nybooks.com/online/2025/...

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

forgive how coffee-stained my copy is, but this Transgender Day of Remembrance i’m making my way through more of an important work on the history (& future!) of trans images in film — Corpses, Fools, and Monsters by @cadenmgardner.bsky.social & @willowcatelyn.bsky.social

I don't know if I've ever been as delighted by seeing what a celebrity does on computer than when I saw Diane Keaton's Instagram was mostly just videos of her going to swap meets and dancing in a big empty room with a huge wooden cross in it. RIP big dog