*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

I have a thing with Taskmaster where literally every season I am like "this is the greatest group of people, I love them so much, there will never be a better season than this." every time.

mass psychosis

I guess Republicans got the government small enough to drown in the bathtub.

There is a natural disaster that killed a bunch of republican kids, and the head of FEMA is a completely insane person because the previous unqualified MAGA suit-filler had the audacity to suggest FEMA should still exist This is not a scandal. Zohran Mamdani's college apps are a scandal

When the AI bubble pops people will try and do the “how could we have known?” And the answer is “if you thought about the economics of generative AI or actually talked to people using it.” Everything I report is public. I am a dumbass. I have listened to the same metal song 8 times in a row tonight.

These people aren’t afraid Mamdani would be a bad mayor. We have a ridiculous, corrupt, incompetent mayor right now and the city is hanging in OK. They’re declaring all-out war because they’re afraid Mamdani (or Lander) might be a good mayor.

They’re flying their Nazi flags from our flagpoles.

the lesson is not that tucker carlson is good, it is that ted cruz is so bad that he forced carlson to commit an act of journalism

manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter? employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked manager: what

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

The 9th official question that one must answer in order to be admitted to an LDS Temple is “do you strive to be honest in all that you do?”

Now that we’ve seen the full Senate text, we can say for certain: either the House or the Senate version would be the largest transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich in a single law in history. Each have the largest Medicaid and largest SNAP cuts ever. And each give huge tax cuts to the rich.

WWII ice cream barge, able to create 10 gallons of ice cream every seven minutes to support morale a chilling display of soft power

im beginning to think that there might be more to military effectiveness than marching around looking tough

Tens of thousands marching in Oakland today for the #NoKings protest against the Trump's administration's authoritarianism abuses. Video by @oaklandside.org More here - oaklandside.org/2025/06/14/n...

Corporate media: “Multiple ‘No Kings’ protests turned violent Saturday” The violence:

Whose Secretary of "Homeland Security"--that name was always to fashy for comfort-- said, "We are staying here to liberate the city from the socialists and the burdensome leadership that this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into the city.”

I'm sorry but the largest protest of my lifetime is not the 7th or 8th biggest news story in the country behind "what does Gen Z want from Instagram?" This shit is humiliating. Rearrange your layout to meet this moment. Omitting the thing happening in every American city is malpractice.

Anyone want a slice of Oski loaf?

A lot of people are cringe and the most "edgy" political thing they've encountered is Hamilton and you're just going to have to live with that and be glad they're not at home OD'ing on white nationalist propaganda. They will be cringe and you can be like, jesus christ that's cringe. It's all fine.

I love that a politician can say something like “I believe mice naturally spawn out of grain” and the news will now just treat that as a legitimate line of thought

The violence reported is that two people drove their cars into protesters.

Interesting live thread of the Army parade:

my soul left my body watching the fox news feed glitching out as the tanks roll past the president’s observation stand and the announcer’s voice echoes across the mostly empty streets, “special thanks to our sponsor, palantir”

Once again the US military humiliates a weird, shambolic dictator, at the orders of the President of the United States. bsky.app/profile/bubb...

MAGA and Trump depend on us having no eyes or ears and believing embarrassing lies. Absolute nonsense from Bezos bozos.

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

law enforcement officials say they made a proactive check at Rep. Hortman's home after a lawmaker who lived nearby was shot and found a "police vehicle in the driveway with emergency lights and what appeared to be a police officer at the door coming out of the house." He was actually the gunman.

The parade today by contrast moves west to east, outside to in. It starts at the Pentagon not Arlington National Cemetary. It follows the symbolic route of troops entering to quell or occupy the city, not leaving with love and thanks. 8/

Reminder: You don't actually need to even throw a brick at cops for cops to say you threw a brick at them

Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays

I, like many of you, am not only devastated but furious at the assassination of two Minnesota lawmakers this morning. This isn’t some isolated tragedy. It’s extremism, it’s fascist violence, and we have to treat it that way. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

With the tragic assassination of a Minnesota Democratic leader, I’m going to underline this point again.

We have been working on a story about the run of ICE impersonators robbing and terrorizing mostly Latino businesses. Now this has jumped to impersonating cops for politically motivated assassinations.

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump has committed at least 16 of those same offenses. #NoKings

it’s crazy how life for everyone has just gotten noticably worse immediately as trump became president again

I hope one of them wins but I’m already very proud of them for making their campaign “Andrew Cuomo is a gigantic piece of shit”

Congrats ABC. You must be so proud.

Absolutely right.

real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Uh, Republicans control the house and senate, do you expect Democrats can just wave a magic wand and not praise ICE and advise people to help them

Fucking Eric Swalwell. What a loser.

So am I allowed to call these people Nazis yet or do I need to wait for Charlie to be able to grow a hitlerstache

The ICE protests in Los Angeles would make Schrödinger proud. They’re simultaneously so serious Trump needs to override a state’s governor authority to call in the national guard and maybe the Marines but also not so serious that Trump needs to cancel his plans to attend UFC 316.

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

Very funny day to post this.

Easy to leave an official comment opposing this rule change that would make the federal government less competent and efficient. We already tried patronage (where the president picks his friends to run the government) and it was a disaster!