Another thing about everyone on Bluesky besides us all being 38 and all liking Star Trek Deep Space 9 is that we all live in Philadelphia

Importing the archive: The New Scientist is the only source of band names you’ll ever need. #newscientistbandnames

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Advice for new BlueSky users: DON'T ASK US ABOUT: rocks troll's with sticks All sorts of dragons Mrs. Cake Huje green things with teeth Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows Rains of spaniel's fog. Mrs. Cake

If you're placing callers on hold and playing music, just let the music play. You don't have to have it pause it every two minutes to play the recording reminding me to stay on the line and someone will be with me soon. All that does is get my hopes up that an actual human is coming to save me.

We're not going back!

Denethor gave up without a fight because he spent too much time staring into a telecommunications device that only showed him the most frightening and depressing information. Don't be like Denethor.