Even on Threads, where they were expecting a better reaction, everyone can see through their Third Way bullshit lol.

I've spent the last week worried that if I move GPs I won't get the medication I need to live. Your party could have changed that but chose instead to make it worse.

God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager. She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.

If I had to choose a single thought which haunts me most, it’s this. And it has animated me for years. This thing has been growing and metastasizing for almost a decade. And every passing year we’ve grown more hoarse trying to get someone to give a shit.

Man it sure would be a pity if people flooded J.K. Rowling's hate fund with fake applications, I hope no one does that. jkrwf.org/check-eligib...

I just... *rubs temples* No, he didn't. He said that Mangione was an adventurist, one who engages in adventurism. Not, like... someone going on an adventure. See, this is why having neo-cons writing this stuff is goofy. They don't even know what they're talking about.

I will never think of Elon Musk as anything other than a mass murderer for the USAID cuts. I’ve long felt he’s one of the most villainous people alive today, the real-life equivalent of a comically annoying and cruel supervillain

I feel like the nutcase who makes long, rambling videos calling Ms. Rachel evil probably shouldn't be invited on cable news, tbh

was the speech supposed to reassure the stock market

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. My job kills you. Please,

Also, I would urge everyone to note that the thing that immediately destroyed the project wasn’t the result of a slow accumulation of fuckups: it was Peter Mandelson personally being exposed for being mobbed up and passing secret information to a notorious sex trafficker and influence-peddler.

Far-right tech oligarchs have the most pathetic ideology. They hate minorities, except when they are coding for them. They want no taxes, no rules, and absolutely no democracy. There is no grand vision for society, just raw greed and a relentless pursuit of personal interests

wow the transphobic colonialist hired people who can write a really obvious dunk-tweet, i'm cumming

BREAKING: Israel is The Only Democracy in the Middle East™ that has the death penalty for one ethnic group but not another 👀

Giving NHS doctors the Reagan treatment will make the historic-low of Starmer's popularity disappear, the general public will love this, masterful gambit, Sir Keir.

Abolish ChatGPT.

It is far cooler to genuinely try and potentially fail at something than to ask the bots ruining our planet to think, draw, and create for you.

The fourth birthday she isn't here for. I'd hoped it would get easier year on year. It hasn't got easier than last year. Maybe this is as easy as it's going to get. Fuck.

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

SOCIETY: no more AI pls & thx CORPORATIONS: we are pleased to announce KETCHUP 2.0 which is exactly like the regular ketchup you already know and love but it's powered by AI somehow which makes it better and it costs $79 per bottle

Molly Crabapple's incredible, tragic history of the Polish Jewish Labor Bund, the New York Jewish community, Zionism, the Warsaw Ghetto, the Holocaust and the origins of Israel. www.youtube.com/live/uOW2EPu...

Vonnegut, as usual, had the perfect thing to say about this: improvisedlife.com/2021/10/19/k...

After TBQ got popular, I got an agent in 2020. Cue 3 more years of awkward stumbling. I sold my book on proposal in 2023 but I had 15 years of living it. And then I still had to WRITE IT. It will finally be out next year. Strap yourself in. It takes forever and fuck your AI

a book should not be a craven attempt to satisfy consumer desire for an endless stream of identical content

Good job, everyone 👍

Labour saying Starmer 'keeping Britain out of the war' will be part of their local elections campaign. But it's untrue. There are 27 US B52s at RAF Fairford, launching bombing raids. Starmer has made Britain part of Trump's war. He could have just said no, like Spain's PM.

One thing that’s striking is that Radcliffe, Watson and Grint saw immediately that that infamous Rowling article back in 2020 was poison and moved immediately to distance themselves from her, at a time when so much of the media class was bending over backwards to make excuses for it.

Israel bringing back the death penalty that it had previously abolished *specifically* for Palestinians is an absolutely hideous crime

Israel just passed a law mandating death by hanging for Palestinians in rigged military trials voting 62-48 in the Knesset. Netanyahu turned up in person to vote yes. Ben-Gvir wore a metal noose pin on his lapel while the chamber erupted in cheers at the prospect of killing more Palestinians.

'woke' books don't contain errors and typos. added alt:

People come up with complicated reasons why art/music scenes are less vibrant now but it is like 90% just this

tapping the sign

Israel abolished the death penalty for ordinary crimes in 1954. Today they voted to bring it back — exclusively for Palestinians.

Hi, my name is Rachel and a fun fact about me is that I've given a handjob to the woman who wrote the "Nuka World" theme from Fallout 4

Would the fans support me if I decided to become a Nonverbal Autistic Man? Or would I get the usual runaround from clout chasing dick heads

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Kit. Fuckin. Fistoooooo.

My go-to comment: I can separate art from the artist. Lucky for me JK Rowling is a gigantic fuckface dipshit AND Harry Potter fucking sucks.

this is the most infuriating part of the harry potter discourse - if you're going to watch it, then watch it, god knows millions of people played the stupid game but if you know enough to be aware of the issues, you don't get to ask trans people to absolve you

The Labour fellators on this app are too funny.

Ezra Klein: I'm Ezra Klein, and today I'm joined by one of the foremost intellectual theorists of Trumpism. He is an associate editor at the Rancho Cucamonga Review of Ideas and a fellow at the Schlafly Institute of Punitive Economics. [a baked potato in a top hat]: Thanks for having me, Ezra.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

Yessss @charlespulliam.bsky.social on fire www.theverge.com/report/90181...

americans don't ever get to say this. your country is ruining the entire fucking world. we're allowed to comment on the idiots you elect.

notice how the “tent is big” until it has to include the left wing of the party

GM and congrats on making it to another Week End!!!

Been thinking about it since I saw JK Rowling posted this yesterday about the IOC's new policy, calling Imane Khelif a man. Imane Khelif was born female. She was raised as a girl. Her original birth certificate says female. She's always been a woman. But sure. "Men punching women."

Bluesky still never beating the allegations.