Dude what is it with AI-generated Peanuts images and a certain age group? AI destroys our planet and enables the techno-fascists to continue accruing power Please do not use AI

Groucho Marx happened to be at the wreckage (not yet excavated) of Hitler's bunker, and he picked his spot and danced on it-- an energetic, joyless Charleston that left him panting. He danced on that bastard's grave, and he danced for all of us, and I'll pay that forward if I ever get my chance.

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Conor McGregor won't see your posts making fun of his career-ending injury, but I will. Keep 'em coming!

Trust Lindsay Graham to see where the wind was blowing and try to jump on the “dead senator” bandwagon…

www.reuters.com/world/us/us-... "...the troops dispersed the Israeli civilians and allowed the vehicles to continue on their way," the military said. Dispersed? A group of invaders and a foreign military kidnaps a US politician; this is a crime in any civilized nation and damn near an act of war.

And I will say everything they hate and more, and party like hell.

to our sorrow, yes To the man who only has a wallet, everything looks like a transaction

I'm listening to the Rolling Stones' new album and I'm surprised that they still got it after six fucking decades. Most people's careers aren't that long, but here's the Stones being good even in their eighties!

The author of this piece is Edward Segarra. They got paid to write this piece.

Holding Out For A Hero playing during the penultimate mission of Saints Row the Third was definitely one of the best parts of that game. You get two phone calls in quick succession. Your enemy is fleeing the city. Meanwhile, your friends are in danger. What do you do? Bonnie Tyler makes it clear!

Thank you, Mermaid Man.

Honest. Cops. To Serve and Protect.

Anybody who works in the Tilly Norwood movie is a fucking scab and deserves nothing good.

Literally the Futurama episode with Lucy Liu.

A random Google chain led to me seeing one of the stands from the Jorge Joestar novel. This is NYPD Blue. It looks like a cop and has the ability to, among other things, use a gun. jojowiki.com/NYPD_Blue

What a great title! I don't know what's going to be so ravenous, but I know Samus is going to kill it.

I heard Joe Rogan wants billionaires to make an AI god that replaces humanity. Transhumanism sounds extremely fucking sinister when I realize that it would be billionaires causing it.

Out: Better things are possible In (laser eyes etc): Better things are inevitable

I went to pride for the first time yesterday with my girlfriend. I get why this is a phenomenal experience for a lot of people, but I just don't like crowds. Imagine being in a lazy river, but it's people instead of water. Some people were wearing flags as capes. Capes are cool.

It's weird how some influencers and content creators want kids to spend all day paying attention to them.

I just heard the passage from Seinfeld's 1993 book where he talks about the "little rear ends" of gymnasts and it's so fucking creepy.

It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.

I tried 3d printing miniatures (custom mecha from Mythic Mechs). There are definitely changes I need to make to settings and stuff, but they look decent, at least for the price.

I've been getting into 3d printing lately, and I'm excited by the possibilities of what I can print, especially once I learn more about making models. The only thing holding me back is how long printing takes.

I'll be honest, I've never really felt the same way about Death of the Author after learning its origins (Barthes was angry over a Balzac story about a chaser, written over a century prior, for referring to a character as a woman instead of a femboy no I'm not making this up)

I knew about v coding in prisons, but until yesterday, I was not aware that, in hospitals, trans people could be put in rooms with people of their sex assigned at birth. This fucking sucks.

Cinnamoroll might be faster than Sonic the Hedgehog. Cinnamoroll can fly across an island and back so fast that it doesn't look like he moved at all.

I have strong, irrational opinions about numbers. Like this: all the prime numbers above 17 suck.

I heard that the Department of Defense recently removed 180 religions from their official list of religions. Fundamentally, if the government can say which religions are "real religions", then freedom of religion isn't protected in America.

I'm sick of listening to people sanewashing his enormous wealth, built on the backs of people struggling to survive. F#ck him. #USDemocracy

my posts need to be free in the wild where they can be ignored. not locked in a room where people are forced to look at them

Today's shitpost: I've got a new idea for a miniatures game. Train-based wargame.

oh so I'm still a murderer even if I only shoot people to use their blood as placeholders in my painting jobs? I use red paint for the final product!

I made a few buttons today. It's pretty fun!

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I am perfectly fine with Star Wars resetting to 1,000 years after Luke has died. Go ahead and "All-New, All-Different" the franchise. Or tell a whole new space soap opera. Take a chance on somebody. It's way cheaper.

Today I watched a YouTube video and learned about "missing the timing" in Yugioh. I understand how it works, but it feels like a mechanic that came about by accident. I can't imagine Joey Wheeler explaining this shit on the sidelines during a duel, so it's too complicated.

When I open my own store I will be that girl that plays mecha music in the store on the occasion and no force on earth could stop me!

I listened to Coffeezilla's phone call with Patrick Bet David and it was so frustrating to listen to PBD intentionally missing the point for 27 minutes.

I've got that dog in me! The dog:

My homeland is leading the world right now.

People say Ukrainians are strong. But honestly, most of the time we are just trying not to fall apart.

AI slop has leveled up. I saw a video ad for things shaped like earbud cases and painted with country flags that transform into animals at the touch of a button. As someone who understands conservation of mass, this is fake.

I thought Kingpin being in a boxing match while also mayor of New York was stupid, and reality just had to one up that.

the worst person you know (nostalgia critic) has the perfect quote for this (heartbreaking): movies are the only thing in life where people say "oh so what if it's bad... it's only FOR MY KIDS"

Growing up, I related most to Malcolm (in the Middle) (cynical genius kid from a lower middle class family), but now I feel like a Hal (neurotic fun guy) that the world needs to be a Lois (serious, keeps shit together).

I recently saw Anya Rune/Airica Demia at a local wrestling show and I love her anime gimmick! I briefly talked with her while buying merch and found out that she loves Metroid.

Mockumentary idea: I beat Leon Kennedy, but now I'm stuck as a giant tentacle monster. How do you find clothes that fit?