I haven't watched the Simpsons in years, but I'm tempted to check in to see if they've done an anti woke Krusty the Clown episode yet. He's the exact sort of cynical hack who would do that grift.

This "bluesky is a bubble" conversation is strange. Like, I'm not on Twitter because I don't like hanging out where large numbers of people I don't like are. Like, is my house a bubble? I don't invite people I don't like around ours. I choose to go to concerts by musicians, or ...

I feel like Chet Morton, the fat friend from the Hardy Boys books. Every book, he always had a different, fun hobby.

I wish all Game devs who put stealth sections in their games that aren't built for stealth A very Why tho

If trans women are dolls, does that make trans men action figures?

Wait a minute. Look at the shoulder ball sockets and the ankle ball joints. New pieces spotted! 1x2 bricks with balls and sockets! Days like this are what Bricklink is for! #lego

Lego Armored Core in a Sonic the Hedgehog set. I would be hyped, but Lego has been disgustingly expensive this year. $50? No thank you!

I love it when giant mecha do wrestling moves. Here we see potentially the first ever Canadian Destroyer.

I'm tempted to "yes, and" a pathological liar's lies to see how he reacts.

they should make Optimus Prime’s trailer a transformer, too

Richard Dawkins just keeps disappointing these days. The fact that he's more willing to acknowledge the gender identity of a chatbot than a trans person is bizarre.

CUT MY LUNCH INTO PIECES WITH MY KNIFE AND MY FORK MASTICATION, I'M EATING DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I SPILL FOOD ON ME THIS IS MY DIRTY SHIRT

I just found out that I've been using the wrong type of nippers when cutting out Gundam parts, which is why I'm getting white marks. Fuck. So I ordered some proper single bladed nippers and am eager to try them out.

Happy Cartoonists Day! (From 2001)

I've been playing Armored Core VI and I don't know why it took me so long to try it out. I love being able to make my own mech.

I'll krump with you, sweetie pie! #transformers #simpsons

Today I learned that pregnant and nursing dogs are given pudding to help them feed their puppies. It's called mother's pudding. Pompompurin's favorite thing to eat is his Mama's pudding, and I wonder if these facts are related.

last one for the weekend, and the conclusion to my impromptu three-gun salute to kathryn bigelow. this movie got blasted when it was released, but i've always been a fan of its vibe. #nowwatching strange days (1995), one of the best future noirs ever made.

So we got Star Wars in May, Supergirl in June, Spider-Man in July, and Looney Tunes in August. Should be a fun summer for movies.

I unironically would enjoy being on the receiving end of this.

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

I feel like people are way too chill about Trump allegedly trying to use the nukes on Iran.

I saw an action figure of punk rock Donatello, and it confused me because Donatello doesn't seem particularly punk. Out of the Ninja Turtles, I think Raphael seems the most likely to be punk. Take this with a grain of salt because I don't know what punk is.

Let em cook.

Transformers hot take: I don't like Sixshot's design. It doesn't lend itself to transforming into alt modes that actually look like the thing they're supposed to be. You'd think with five alt modes that at least one would look good, but no.

A few hours ago, I used some color reducer (water based polyurethane) to tighten some pin joints on some third party transformers and that stuff is a miracle! First time I did that but definitely not the last

There's a last time for everything. Someday will be the last time I ever play a Zelda game, and that thought makes me sad.

I just heard about this live shoot Doug Gilbert did back in the day and this is something truly worth being called a "pipe bomb". #wrestlesky m.youtube.com/watch?v=c7d0...

The Cinnamoangels are named after Cinnamoroll, even though he's not a member. It's like Charlie's Angels being named after a guy who isn't one of the angels.

The funniest thing I've ever seen mrbeast called is "the elegy of emptiness" The statue and mrbeast share many things in common such as being an empty husk and always having a creepy grin on their face.

I finally got around to watching the ukulele apology video and shit is wild.

Why the fuck is Pat McAfee the higher power?

I recently found out about the movie Tiptoes, in which Gary Oldman plays the role of a little person by walking around on his knees. It's not the hilarious shitshow I was expecting based on that description. Instead, it was a boring drama that had an idea for a great story that it did little with.

Me in the 90s : Given what usually ends up happening, how on earth do characters like the Joker ever get henchmen to work for them? Me in the Trump era : Ohhhhhhh.

Or the current trend of artistic low-resource indy titles continues. Even before the RAM and GPU shortage crises, players were already getting sick of fancy high-def photorealistic games that look pretty, but as shallow as a puddle. There's decades of masterpieces for zoomers to discover.

I had a dream that someone combined Pokémon Stadium with WWF No Mercy. So Charizard could fight Kane. On a fun note, based on weight, peak John Cena could give an AA to most Pokémon.

Stupid is a Trojan horse for malice.

Wheelie can do the mocking SpongeBob pose. #transformers

At chili’s

I wonder just how many women are going to cosplay as Tatora.

It's baaad. 😎 Zelda Isle of Rebirth is difficult, and the only reason I've made it this far is because of easy mode, but I'm enjoying it.

The way my beloved helped me cope is "As awful as it is being away from them? It's not as awful as being with them,". It... Actually helped me, a lot.

Antisocial behavior is reposting that stupid painting,

Vivian would never order a burger at a sushi restaurant.

I went to a local wrestling show last night and I love how wrestlers have so much passion for their craft, even when performing in front of a few dozen people. Also, I brought a friend, and he enjoyed it. He was skeptical at first, but he appreciated the athleticism on display.

The idea of "breaking out of the Matrix" doesn't make sense to me. One, Neo didn't break out on his own. Morpheus gave him a literal handout to get him out. Two, I thought the point of those movies was that they needed to destroy the matrix to liberate EVERYONE.

I'm playing Zelda Classic: Isle of Rebirth, a Legend of Zelda fangame. It's much harder than official Zelda games both in terms of combat and puzzles, but it feels damn good to go on a new Zelda adventure.

This guy is less good than me and less good than you, and yet he's rich as fuck. Society rewards mediocrity and arrogance. I hate it. Also, call it Raphaelmaxxing. He's all about immediate action, and everybody loves the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ❤️🐢

I hate this. I didn't know that Biss was a creep, and I want Democrats to have the basic decency to stand up against predators. It shouldn't be hard.

I don't get why people think Punk is so great.