ready?? OK!

I don’t mean to brag but I did a dance class for the first time since the pandemic and I, as the kids say, ate that shit UP

Burnt myself out last week and I honestly don’t think it was remotely appreciated and that’s made me feel super sad in ways I can’t figure out. But I might just be super sick and being dramatic whomst can say

I wish someone would run him over. Repeatedly. 15 months this fat headed porcine faced motherfucker has been in No10 and I can’t recall a time when this country was more racist and the govt more comically cruel.

So if I’ve grasped the galaxy-brained strategy here, it’s: ✅ Day 1: reassure target voters that migrants are a problem & you’re ready to make them suffer ✅ Day 2: tell target voters their ideas are racist ✅ Day 3: reassure target voters that migrants are a problem & you’re ready to make them suffer

The UK, where it's a 'Golden Ticket' to live with your family after being tortured.

Spent the day intermittently sleeping off a hangover and now I’m wide awake at 3am

“A man has died and whatever you think of his beliefs, it’s very poor taste to…” All of Bluesky:

Its giving

I need to buy a headstone but I don’t know where to start can someone help me

“Think about his family” I’ve thought about it and I’ve concluded the daughter he would’ve forced to carry her rapist’s baby to term is better off today than she was yesterday

SHOT THROUGH THE NECK AND YOU’RE TO BLAME DARLING YOU GIVE GUNS A GOOD NAME

Shot from 200 yards but the shooter got away is making me cackle sorry

Etsy witches I have more work for you

The Etsy witches Jezebel hired to curse Charlie Kirk are going to get SO much business love that for them

No guys… he said gang violence was worse than mass shootings…then got shot immediately after saying it

If you make peace with the fact you’re not going to heaven, you can enjoy a scumbag piece of shit getting got so much more

I watched the catfish documentary on Netflix and my jaw is still on the floor

Yvette Cooper eminently qualified for the role of British foreign secretary given her prior experience of treating black and brown foreigners like garbage and sucking up to the far right.

Absolutely off the charts public health capacity on display here.

Leaving Kyiv soon and I will not miss the air raids I cannot lie

Yeah let’s go with this number it’s still believable just

This is your 10 week reminder that my birthday is in 72 days and I’ll be turning….a significant age

Incredible scenes as Terf.K Rowling finally acknowledges that Graham Linehan exists…but he can’t tweet about it due to bail conditions. The best and worst day of his life

DPRK numbers embarrassed for Clowns and Ramsey

Now that glinner’s been arrested how do we get Brendan arrested also

Wonder if you regret your be kind online tours with Paul Staines who is as much to blame for this stuff as anyone else

You two idiots are part of the problem

More women and children will die in the Channel as a result of this policy. More kids fleeing war, persecution and torture will be separated from their parents in makeshift camps. More smugglers will gladly take their money. More votes for Reform. The moral bankruptcy is staggering.

The question was sinister but also ambiguous enough that the prime minister could’ve interpreted the safety aspect as one to do with the protesters. He chose not to because he’s a bigoted cunt.

After years of advocating for family reunification, today Home Secretary Yvette Cooper has suspended all family reunification applications. As she has pointed out many times before, this announcement will drive more people into the arms of smugglers. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

absolutely rotten stuff. horrible. fuck off

Yvette Cooper so amazingly dishonest she’s floating Switzerland as her model - except Switzerland’s conditions apply to those with temp protection not refugee status, and the ECHR just find the Swiss for refusing reunification to refugees. She’s just a horrible cruel bastard

This is what you worked towards why are you not happy bellend

Yvette Cooper looked at current British asylum policies and thought, what we need is for *more* children to die in the English Channel

Is there a judicial challenge on barring citizenship to anyone who entered the country illegally? @simonfrcox.bsky.social @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social are these people going to be left on ILR forever and never allowed to naturalise?

2015 when she was vying for the leadership of the party eh

(Me, taking pleasure in being right) I take no pleasure in being right

She’s not a coward this push is very much in line with her longstanding record on immigration this isn’t cowardice it’s intent

To be clear, this is not just “your concerns are legitimate and need to be heard” but “you are completely right”

100%👇, people will act on this, *whilst also still despising the government because they don’t believe they’re racist enough*

Oh nothing, just the actual Prime Minister telling people they’re entirely correct to drive asylum seekers out of their communities

They should’ve done her in instead of Jo Cox I hate her so much

I think it's clear now that the only way to defend the human rights of everyone in Britain is to destroy the Labour Party.

Interviewer: "A siege is appropriate? Cutting off power, cutting off water?" Keir Starmer: "I think that Israel does have that right." www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

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Friends fear she’s on the verge of another nervous breakdown* *they don’t cause they’d have to have noticed to begin with

@stillicides.bsky.social hey friend sent you a dm