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I wrote about how all our politicians and media are incompetent. I guess that means I’m officially back in the writing game

‘Peter Mandelson is a case study for the way the Westminster ecosystem protects its own. Protecting the system, and the powerful men who feel entitled to benefit from it, matters more than protecting the people it harms.’ New from @judeinlondon.com: www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/fe...

Can someone explain why Ian Holloway is crashing out in one post

He’s officially cooked. Even the sex pests have abandoned him.

This is the court case used to justify proscribing them as a terrorist group on par with Isis and Al Qaeda.

When you pitch something for the first time in years and then get beset by anxiety waiting for feedback 🫣😩😭

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say Hymne à l’Amour by Edith Piaf is arguably the greatest love song ever written.

You know, people say believe half of what you see And none of what you hear But I can’t *falsetto voice* heeeeelp but be confused

Spent the evening doing custom blends of my perfumes. Creed Aventus/Creed Royal Oud might be my fave yet

Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.

If anything it hasn’t crashed enough. If it’s not $1.92/£1 I don’t want it

Friends fear she’s just returned from another one and all she has to show for it is almost getting frostbite in one toe and my credit card getting cloned and someone trying to buy £30k worth of goods at Hermes

I’m on that UpScrolled nonsense now where are my ppl

@coachbennett.bsky.social I appreciate you coach Bennett

Looking to speak to people whose parents have been radicalised online into conspiracy theorists/anti-vaxxers/far right enthusiasts/all the above in the UK mainly but also globally. Please drop me an email at [email protected]. Names can be changed.

Looking to speak to people whose parents have been radicalised online into conspiracy theorists/anti-vaxxers/far right enthusiasts/all the above in the UK mainly but also globally. Please drop me an email at [email protected]. Names can be changed.

changed me handle innit

What’s a reasonable amount of time to respond to a difficult email if the other person is waiting on your response?

Manchester United make it to the Women's League Cup Final for the first time in their history! A disciplined display at Meadow Park saw United beat Arsenal 1-0. 🔴⚪️⚫️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #MUFC #MUWomen

This is such a beautiful thing it’s restored some hope in my that good people exist in this world. Please donate if you can ❤️

the funds for this very important treatment are almost gone if anyone is in a position to help out www.gofundme.com/f/vital-ther...

Now I’ve told my book ideas to an actual proper commissioning editor who actually wants the manuscripts, I have to pull my finger out and bloody write the things. Fuck.

I’m so tired of doing this

I’m against the death penalty but a firing squad would be too good for Amorim

They put me through Boko Amorim ball for what

Look how baby Teddy used to be

Every now and then I’m reminded I’m friends with actual celebs when I say “we should go see a play” and they reply “my uni mate’s buddy Alfred is in Henry V, wanna go?” and the Alfred in question is Alfred fucking Enoch

Had a pork pie and a sausage roll, but I don’t know in memory of what anymore. A third of your life just wasted is so disregulating.

All of this happened because nobody wanted to just speak the clear truth. I don’t feel bad for him or for the precedent this sets when it comes back to bite this idiotic country in the arse

Today marks 5 years since my brother passed away and my life has not made sense since that day. I miss you an unspeakable and overwhelming amount Peter ❤️

Big thanks to @jazile.bsky.social and @fatimaahdash.bsky.social for helping my brother with his personal statement. I appreciate y’all so much

The news of Danielle’s passing has really shaken me it just doesn’t seem real at all

We’re at 1936 now I reckon

I’m on bed rest following a back injury and this is arguably the worst pain I’ve ever been in I’m considering Tena pants because going to the bathroom hurts my back so much I scream in pain AND THE DRUGS DONT WORK

help and love those around you, those who need you, those who don’t yet know they need you

David Bowie would have been 79 today. Here’s something I wrote about him back when he was 65. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v3...

As a little treat, and seeing as the bad place got this video, you can all enjoy what happens when you drink way too much tequila and gin on NYE and think you sound amazing. I present to you - Florence and the Kernel Panic Laptop Crash

Working on an article because 5 years being depressed is expensive and my comeback piece is called “All Our Politicians Are Idiots”

What do you mean you can’t send gifs in DMs here is this place even trying

Academic & Law friends, Romans and countrymen - lend me your email inboxes so you can read my little brother’s personal statement and he can stop crashing out

Happy new year everyone I hope 2026 is 26% better than 2025

I’m in such a bad mood god it’s been a while

Please clarify if minor applies to the celebrity, the interaction or both

Tell me your favourite Christmas Carol and I’ll guess if you’re Catholic, Protestant or Other

When I said we need to consider if Zoomers are the true enemy of millennials this is why

I mean @judeinlondon.bsky.social told us at least 2 years ago, but well done I guess.

I watch a lot of WW2 documentaries. A LOT. And I can tell you we have reached an anti-Muslim anti-immigrant hysteria level that is around 1927 Weimar Republic

Sex Matters are a despicable group www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

Recently restarted The Walking Dead and good god Karl was annoying as fuck the first three seasons huh