I wish I could pop my ears and it would push out the oil from every pore on my body

any time i get positive reinforcement for something there's a 10% chance that thing will become my personality for the next 3 months or so

This absolutely is Jeff Bezos’s fault. I feel sorry for the excellent journalists and other staff caught up in his mismanagement, but this is his doing. And it will only lead to the Post doing even worse, which will then — almost inevitably — lead to more layoffs.

trying a new psychic brain healing technique where my head is placed between breasts. im optimistic

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

I'm really just an old cat staring out the window

played a few DnD games just to confirm I could never partake in a critical roll knockoff

I fried my brain watching 8 billion video essays so now I slip into Informational Youtuber cadence when I go on autopilot and spout speculative bullshit

im an epicurean because i am far too mentally ill to handle any bolder flavor of hedonism

caught in an endless cycle of feeling bored, growing to care about something, caring too much all at once, and burning out for a while.

Looks as if Trump is saying no Democrat will be allowed to win another national election—and he will use the FBI, the DOJ, and the CIA to make sure of that. This is a full-scale attack on American democracy, and every Republican, CEO, and conservative mouthpiece who doesn't object is complicit.

the internet is so cool i can post "im really enjoying the effects of progesterone" and i'll get at least three comments that go "okay but i dont get any effects am i broken i think im a broken human being might as well go die"

I am not saying anything new, but the Platner thing shows the risks of a Democratic Tea Party. You get anti-establishment candidates who excite people, but might now be properly vetted and who can put winnable races at risk.

chat where should a NEET with rancid vibes hang out at 10am on a Wednesday? i need to be out of the house

one of the bulwarks against these people succeeding is how stupid they all are

I am really enjoying watching serious American political analysts admit they don’t recognize a Totenkopf in order to defend a dem slopulist senate candidate

Slight addendum. Not "everybody" was "kung fu fighting" during the boxer rebellion, actually

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

“Once you elect or appoint someone who has no moral core — who then appoints people with no moral core and fires those who do — nothing else in the system of checks-and-balances turns out to matter.”

if i could pass afterwards, I'd buzz off all my hair rn

Welcome to Ohio!

Nazi tat affair useful because anyone doing bizarre prevarications atm re how its totally normal to have a Nazi tattoo, good actually, not a big deal that'd matter in an election, if anything its cringe you care, etc etc, has revealed you never need to take their politics opinions seriously again.

Everything is not lost. And all is not OK. Know that the tense space between those two extremes is where systems change direction. Feel the fear listen to its message: stay awake, stay alert. But make space if you can for your creativity and your longing. Which are as real as the fear.

whomst amongst us

i’m like if a bad car accident was very beautiful and kind

imagine your partner of 55 years saying he can't tell the difference between you and your clanker imposter

40 odd million people use SNAP. 7 million WIC. food banks are already way down because of funding cuts. It’s going to be catastrophic

You can change your mind upon the discovery of new information

[releases helium-filled heart balloon] Me: You're free now Balloon: Ima choke a bird

Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare

Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, it is

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

even outside its original context, "action absorbs anxiety" is a killer mantra

The bar in American politics is under the cellar door that's in the basement of hell. The progressive socialist senator in the opposition party to the dictator's says Nazi tattoos are not even close to a red line to support a politician.

Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism

infinite genocide on the neighbor's cockroach infestation begins today

96 Years Ago Today: Stock Market Invincible

im brooding. im sulking. heck im wallowing

weighted blanket save me

Nothin else for it

"How do you expect to win back men...?" We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.

me rn:

“Man is the most dangerous game” - someone who never hunted hyper intelligent silverback gorillas armed with miniguns and rocket launchers

We knew this would happen. Note how realistic the visuals and voices are. This AI deepfake video of Catherine Connolly ‘withdrawing’ from presidential contest and that Friday’s poll is ‘cancelled’ is live and viral on Facebook tonight. 1000s watching, commenters believing it.

the first person that patriarchy teaches a man to harm is himself. oppressive violence against others is more palatable if someone has already first been convinced to rip the copper wiring out of their own soul.

Starting to think that bulldozing the White House east wing is the country’s equivalent of giving itself bangs.