I keep seeing people complaining about other people singing and dancing "ruining their videos" and no that is not a thing. your video is the absolute lowest priority.

Two-tier policing is real and ever-present. Black and Brown people experience it. Women experience it. Pro-Palestine and green protesters experience it. But the last people who would ever experience it are right-wing white men. They are the people with whom the police instinctively align.

Oh man, this one really hurts. Thank you for Giles, and then for decades of playing oily bastards who were nothing like Giles and clearly having a ball with that. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Stewart Lee was brilliant tonight: "If you're unsure of which toilets you can use feel free to shit in a bag and mail it to Graham Linehan, he sorts through them by hand"

Resident Evil Village sure looks different today, huh XLOV MY GOD YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. Just full on queer ballroom and dancefloor lushness, with some eldritch beings busting it down in a haunted ass villa. Incredible #XLOV youtu.be/1IzZezTfwE0?...

hey, fellow brits and europeans in this heat wave! If you're on any of these you're more sensitive to the heat. Make sure you drink water, stay in the shade, and avoid over-exertion.

Ebooks for £1.50, audiobooks for £3 and paperbacks between £3 and £3.40 😱 Grab yourself a bargain before 26/05 11:59pm!

Direct quote from Monstrous Regiment Love Discworld, hate TERFs

It’s crunch time! There's just four days left until we close our creaking doors for good, so head to our website and grab yourself a scarily good 70% off all our books: audiobooks, ebooks and paperbacks. Use code at checkout: HAUNT70 www.hauntpublishing.com/books

there’s not a “this you?” big enough for the Guardian publishing this

For no reason at all, let me reintroduce you to Hummingbird: a horror novel about what can happen when you push queer people too far...

I finished that one and started another one with a different but equally awful trans guy

Ripped this from my enemy's chest and showed it him as he died

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

My wife and I couldn't have pets so our children are our cats.

Yeah I have a pension plan it’s called the sweet release of death

I told you this place is always crowded, we should’ve called for a reservation 😩

While we're announcing things im very excited to finally be able to say my debut lesbian vampire novel HUNGER IN THE BLOOD is coming out with @torbooksuk.bsky.social next May!! HitB is a queer, dark, crunchy, gory novel that I hope you will enjoy!! www.thebookseller.com/rights/tor-u... now go vote!!

We’re back - Friday 15th May on BBCThree and all eps will be available on BBCiPlayer #SmoggieQueens

Pat Butcher-inspired red carpet looks, a thread.

GP showed me a diagram of the snail in my ear who controls my thoughts and I had to try really hard not to say "Ah, yes, the snail in my ear who controls my thoughts."

Taurus: Stop wishing you were dead. There are a bunch of people already doing that on your behalf.

Trans people and friends, can you help us get the word out? Only 15 left of our final patch drop and all have to be sent out tomorrow/Monday so that we can meet our archiving deadline before sending to the fabricators. Do you want to contribute to an enormous national trans art/activist project?

Plugging the book for my birthday 🎈 Discount Code: HAUNT66 (because it's 66%; that's not my age)

I'm a dude of below-average height and today is the anniversary of my birth 🥳

Happy St George’s Day 🙏🏼❤️

This is very clearly Rich Fulcher

Tim Curry, 1975

Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤

Controversial maybe... but I think more working class lads should be in Gothic Horror Why should the rich brooding arseholes have all the fun / "fun" --> www.canelo.co/books/the-cr... <--

Time to call the old bean factory

Blanked on both Mylo's name and the word cat so ended up referring to him as "Little black and white Steven who shouts at me"

There’s an ad in the cinemas just now trying to make horse racing look cool but even trying their very best to glamourise it, it still looks like a sport for cunts.

Couldn't get back to sleep so I washed some bed sheets and hung them out at like 8am. It's just occurred to me how that must look to the neighbours.

Join Haunt at @portybooks.bsky.social on 16th April 📚 👻 👇

Agent From Above on Netflix was really good. It's about a handsome dude in a snazzy coat who fights demons.

To Do list for this month

(reading my journal entries from the previous week)

Entire Easter Egg before 10am lads

if you’re someone hoping to get top surgery someday, check out my survival guide zine! this thread has a link for my distro if you or your non-profit organization would like to distribute physical copies! 🏳️‍⚧️ • #transdayofvisibility #tdov

Greetings and good morning it’s the 1st April farm rush hour with donkeys, goats and bananas

It's not that I want them to say Piss and Shit but it really bothers me that the NHS site uses the words Pee and Poo

In 1895, Albert Eugene De Forest (AFAB) took out a notice in a local Bay Area newspaper declaring his intent to henceforth wear men’s clothing and introducing himself as a gentleman. He secured letters from doctors to protect himself from anti-cross dressing laws. 🧵 🏳️‍⚧️ #TransDayOfVisibility

happy trans day of visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️ starting tomorrow I'll be posting monthly coloring pages on kofi, and this first one will be free! #tdov #birdart #magpie

you should treat a trans person today

It's classist and often racist to make fun of accents

How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days

Cat scratch school