this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Updating my LEGO White House

i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

Ben Gvir personally oversaw the torture of Greta Thunberg, as reported by Aftonbladet. www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Preposterous cat

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery. @politico.com www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

damn that's so crazy, who is killing them. who is killing all the men

I have long believed that we should be WAY more vocal about how police and ICE constantly murder dogs, and I think this is great messaging actually. The reality is that you can mobilize a whole lot of usually tuned-out Americans around a “someone is being mean to hecking doggos” cause.

The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again

Mike Johnson sending his members home to make sure women aren't just being abused in DC.

Greg Bovino, Kristi Noem, and DHS need to answer for their unchecked attacks on Chicago residents. ICE is an out-of-control danger to our peaceful communities. The images from the Sun-Times today speak for themselves.

I judge.

I’ve watched George spank JD on repeat so many times I think it’s a new kink.

It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once: — Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — Against raising the minimum wage — Buys foreign imports because they're cheap

meanwhile:

It wasn’t a typo.

"After a few moments of laughter, the No Kings Coalition issued the following statement"

1. crying imagining any rich person taking a bus, ever 2. MANSION BOY?

Minneapolis, 1903

When parakeets cosplay

ACA open enrollment starts Nov. 1. Rates should have been published in August. Mike Johnson hopes you don’t know that. But my mom is an independent insurance agent. Has been for 20+ years. So she does know that.

boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants

that’s a very good reason to do so but also if you need a second one Wells Fargo let someone wash a check of mine, cash it for all the money in my checking account (which they only could have known if they had an employee on the inside) and then refused to extend me credit and stalled on reversing

My politics right now are, in sum, "The president of the United States should not try to conquer the United States."

I’m knitting in a waiting room and another woman is crocheting and now I feel like we’re in a race.

How bad are tariffs going? I paid for $32 of shaving cream from Canada. Unique stuff I’ve used for years, nothing like it in US. Small family business. UPS guy came to my door today with box and said I have to pay additional $120 before he can hand it to me. That makes it 5x more expensive!!! 🤯

Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

With alt text:

Border Patrol agent talks about how he knows that the people he's arresting at this nutrition bar factory in NY are "literal street rats" who would "eat our kids"

WOW. This entire story is HORRIFIC. This is FOIA of a body cam from the raid in upstate New York the same day as the Hyundai plant. It catches a Border Patrol agent on camera only bragging about denying medical care to migrants detained at the border under Biden — who he says are all "animals." 1/3

> @governor.ca.gov

Good morning, Calgary! #yyc

this fuckin guy

I literally needed to know this exact thing, so thanks to this guy.

A fully-militarized state agent directly involved in an aggressive campaign to round up people, most of whom now don't have a criminal record, and rendition some of them to places they don't come from--potentially including a dictator's gulag. And he's wearing "Don't Tread on Me" patch?

NBC linking 404 media!

Shits tense right now. Here's a pelican for comic relief. 🪶

Oh that’s right I just muted my own post

Ugh. Muting so many words. But it’s worth it because now I have a feed that’s just cats and dogs and birds etc. although I’ll have to remove some later or I’ll never hear any news about Captain Kirk or Charlie and the chocolate factory etc

I came of political age hating the Bush guys and now I have to get in the trenches with them against the guy from the apprentice I would like to file several complaints

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reading a book about china. apparently the government there has sent federal forces into cities, taken shares of major private enterprises, slapped tariffs on industries, and pressured media outlets to fire people they politically disagreed with. didn’t know this.

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