John Landis on the set of three amigos told Chevy Chase he was going to kill him and Chase responded “with what, there’s no helicopter here,” and that may be the only funny and good thing Chevy has ever said

A father in Idaho, speaking to police after his child died by suicide: “There is a huge amount of animosity, every single day, thrown at trans kids. The whole fucking country. The whole fucking administration, every single fucking day.” Please read this important story by @joyurcaba.bsky.social

42 charges for Andrew Tate. Have fun with that buddy.

May should be alive. Transphobic lawmakers killed her, and they either don't care or are glad. They want the same result for all trans people

PURE EVIL Stephen Miller’s worldview in one video clip. "I think the ideal solution would be to cut off their fingers. I don't think it's necessary to kill them entirely. We're not a barbaric people. We respect life. Therefore, torture is the way to go. Because tortured people can live.”

New Jersey says Trans Rights

This is why I won’t read your Substack, people.

RIP medieval scriptoria you would have loved jimothy

...so Parker has a new article making many of the same points. agreed we should consider retiring these jokes: bsky.app/profile/park...

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

I hope all of you will forgive another boost for this.

“we must simplify” okay, cool “by removing the right click” go directly to jail

If I were able to own a home, I would have one room decorated with this stuff

Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.

Holy shit! Stunt train game!

The way this recall has been handled so far is absolutely bizarre. Instead of listing brand names, Taylor Farm used internal abbreviations for all the products impacted I was able to get Walmart and Sysco to confirm their products were impacted, but the lack of details is a nightmare for consumers

New Sicko just dropped

New: Late last night, Taylor Farms quietly posted an official recall notice We now know that the parasite-linked iceberg lettuce was shipped to Walmart & food distributors in 27 (!) states It was for some reason still being sent out up until Thursday July 16 www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

It’s only the white right-wing guys who cry about how they’re gonna flip out and kill people because they think some movie director or author or whatever stepped on their “heritage”.

“Why has the climate changed since when I was a kid? And don’t tell me it’s climate change.” -actual internet posts

I don't know if I have full-on hypochondria, but I do have a lot of health anxiety and it fuckin suuuuuuucks

Ah yes, the man who pulled out a gun during a meeting with Moms Demand Action volunteers.

B-wing mentioned

[pooping furiously and watching ash fall from the sky] socialism just doesn’t lead to good outcomes

Help out Lilith if you can

🫡🫡 pls help bnnuy she is so lovely

I'm surprised I was able to get this far into the 20's without needing to ask for mutual aid but here we are 💔 Dentist found bacteria eating away at my tooth & skull. I need multiple surgeries to get it taken care of. If u could please donate / share ill be endlessly grateful ❤️ gofund.me/0f690ec2c

The Spartans were assholes that nobody liked, which is why chuds identify with them so much

What did I tell you guys

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

Billionaires having much more success making Earth like Mars than the other way around

this is you in meta’s pervert glasses

The current Taco Bell conversation stinks, because it's not like Taco Bell is worth defending, but tainted lettuce is not their fault (it's our dumbass Government For Billionaires') and like 95% of the jokes about it are gleefully skipping around racism.

Using public transit makes you more normal in the good ways, as in you both learn to deal with the rest of humanity and you learn what actually constitutes a problem instead of inventing them because you don’t like how someone looks or smells or whatever. Thank you good night

Our two investigations into Madison Square Garden are now unpaywalled and free for anyone to read.

About to make two Fallout games with all my employees who are just out of frame.

I have a joke about Cassandra, but no one ever believes me

"What can I do, I'm just the countries chief law enforcement officer?"

Just one problem, Todd, who's gonna make the games?

Probably nothing to worry about, right

HEY TERFS ARE YOU PLEASED REMEMBER HOW WE SAID THAT EVERYONE'S LIBERATION IS BOUND UP TOGETHER BECAUSE EVERYONE'S SAFETY AND THRIVING IS ONE SINGLE THING AND NONE OF US ARE TRULY SEPARATE AND EVERYONE SHARES THE SAME ENEMY Do you remember that can you see it yet, like

I was going to try and stream today, but I'm still recovering from my niece's and nephew's visit and the exhausting past two months. So, no stream till next week

I don't usually get worked up about video games but Todd Howard should not be allowed to make Fallout 5 until he 1) finishes Elder Scrolls 6 and 2) does 500 hours of community service as punishment for Starfield

the existence of a trans woman is a kind of cyberpsychosis-generating cognitohazard for most people

Saints.

Jimothy both delights and terrifies me in equal measure