Well, of course. Louis CK or Pete Davidson (both doing this disgusting festival) doesn't want to make dick jokes about a guy who will literally have him carved up into pieces and taken out of the building in a suitcase.

"IF YOU'RE ICE, THEN YOUR MOMMA RAISED A BITCH" strong contender for protest sign of the year

What the fuck is she talking about? Progress? That white people have mostly opposed since 1865? Shut the fuck up empty headed white lady. You're a very silly person.

Another announcement from the Department of Duh.

Trump is releasing Amelia Earhart records for no reaso….. oh of course

If you don't want me to call you a fascist, don't act like a fascist. It's really simple.

In good news today.

Wait. There are classified records on her disappearance? When everyone involved is long dead? Ummmmmm.....kay...... Sure, Jan. Sure.

Once again proving: peeple izz reel dumm.

A whiny little titty baby. The whiniest titty baby in the history of whiny titty babies.

What the actual fucking fuck?

“I’m really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell.” To the people of the world who wonder if there are Americans who grasp how mad he is: There are. We can see it. We are working to mobilize our people to oppose him and his dangerous regime.

THIS is how reporters should be dealing with elected officials. Don't try to fucking be their friends. You're not that's not your job. The woman being held to account (and lying through her fucking teeth) is the odious Premier of Alberta.

The brain worm is causing brain farts.

Every single American will be paying almost $59 each to bailout Argentina. Is that what you voted for? #MakeArgentinaGreatAgain

YOU'VE HAD HOURSSSSSSSSS.

JUST IN: TRUMP ADMINISTRATION DEPORTS UNITED NATIONS ESCALATOR TO EL SALVADOR

This is the kind of work people like Muskrat, Ellison, Zuck and Bezos could do with their billions (and some has already been done by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation) but they don't. They just greedily demand more more more money into their greedy maws.

Wildest part is Angel told the truth only to be bombarded by the same people who told us to stop quoting him because what he said wasn’t a good look for them. The coggy D is ASTOUNDING.

God damn it! DAAAAVE!

Yet another Not A Drag Queen. It's always pastors and cops. Pastors and cops.

This is exactly the kind of clueless thing I'd expect Kash Penny to have someone write on a shell casing (just the one!) to try and spin the radical leftist shooter narrative. He has an 8-year-old's understanding of how the world outside his own MAGA bubble works.

And none of them will admit "I was an idiot."

I do love the house art style they use for these Trump voter Safari pieces. It unambiguously signals to the reader that you’re about to hear some of the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard from some of the dumbest people you can imagine.

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

Once again. WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS SHIT NOT SEIZED AT THE PORT AND DESTROYED!? WHY WAS IT ALLOWED TO BE SOLD? GREED. They don't give a shit about your health, they're greedy as fuck.

Orbán is poised to follow Trump's lead in designating "antifa" as a "domestic terrorist" organization, so I asked a Hungarian friend to translate this poster. "The government won't tell you that they are fascists, but they will say that anti-fascists are their enemies".

And because she was a GODDESS. They literally don't make them like her anymore.

Pickle sales will drop now! Haha

"People don’t understand that Palm Beach in the 90s was a different time, he groused." Every word of this is a yikes

“Who do you think you are? Killing thousands and flattening neighborhoods, then wrapping yourself in Judaism like it’s some shield from criticism. You’re making life for Jews miserable.” Netanyahu makes a South Park appearance

Holy shit. Italy has sent a naval frigate to a flotilla of boats attempting to bring aid to the Gaza Strip www.dw.com/en/italy-sen...

LLMs are evil. Basically everything about them is fucked up and a disaster.

Please read this Roxanne "National Treasure" Gay piece from today's Times. This is a gift link. She regularly pulls off things in writing that David Brooks and Nick Kristof wish they could but never will, and Maureen Dowd only dreams of.

Karen Attiah, a Washington Post opinion writer fired this month for her social media posts about the assassination of Charlie Kirk, has filed a grievance arguing that she should have been allowed to share her views on news events under the company’s labor agreement and social media policy.

Nothing says “we don’t have sex” like admitting that your husband wakes up & bitches about the left before putting soap to ass instead of plowing you.

At least they got Nigel Farage's good side. Looking like a complete lunatic, cackling, showing off his deeply British teeth that you could plane wood with.

Right? He was an uneducated man who argued for a living and insulted pretty much everyone who wasn't a straight white guy.

some thoughts on that CAVA bag of cash

Jesus is actually Phil Collins.

What a shock. Red states are most dependent on H1B visa doctors.

Today would be an excellent day to release the Epstein files… or the Homan bribery tape… or the inflation report from Friday… or the evidence linking Tylenol to autism… or the documents linking the Kirk shooter to left-wing groups... or the unedited Ghislaine Maxwell DOJ transcript... etc...

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UK Health Secretary Wes Streeting told British patients to ignore Trump’s call for pregnant women to avoid Tylenol: “Don’t pay any attention whatsoever to what Donald Trump says about medicine” Streeting said