He’s a pathological liar. 👇

Former Fox Host @gretchencarlson0.bsky.social pointing out we are not alarmed enough 🇺🇸 🚨

And that, Alanis, is ironic.

What kind of empty headed, ice hearted person do you have to be to leave a blind refugee who does not speak English out in the cold to freeze to death? They murdered him as surely as if they shot him in the head.

Doctor LongJohn. (And he's a dentist). "Cause you thrill me when you drill me....and I don't need no novocaine todayyyyyyyyyyyyy!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HzE...

So he should be arrested as an accessory to drug dealing. Starlink should be charged as well and fined heavily. VERY VERY heavily (like hundreds of millions of $).

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

ABOLISH ICE IS NOW THE MODERATE POSITION. This motherfucker should be in prison.

You ever see someone & they just LOOK like a rail of cocaine?

@brooklynmarie.bsky.social It was nice to be on your show briefly with @reptroycarter.bsky.social talking about ACA subsidies. I didn't realize it was you until after we walked out of the windowless room!

The only truth that emerged from the chamber last night. Rep. Al Green was thrown out of the SOTU for holding this sign, which, to me, seems more like a reward than a punishment.

One of the stranger experiences of my life… did some press talking about ACA subsidies, went to a reception and met some nice people, including Ilhan Omar and Rosa DeLauro. Both of them liked my purple suit. Speech was so bizarre. What a rambling pile of garbage. I gave up after 45 minutes.

It was bested stated by Al Franken when he said that, "I like Ted Cruz more than any other senator. And I hate Ted Cruz."

Well kids, this is going to be fun. I've been invited by Rep. Troy Carter (D-New Orleans) to be his guest at the SOTU. I'm on a plane to DC. I've never seen the Trumpington in person. I'm planning to sit by the aisle in case I need to go throw up. Wish me luck. It should be.....interesting.

Way to go!!🏆🥇💫

Does Gavin Newsom have to be such an insufferable asshole? I'm here to tell you as someone who lives in SF the entire time he was Mayor the answer is an emphatic YES. YES HE DOES. He doesn't know any other way to be. He's a deeply shitty person. Stuck up, pompous, self-centered and arrogant.

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

HIS TROUBLES? HIS MOTHERFUCKING TROUBLES????? HAHAHAHA. Oh gurl. That stupid inbred motherfucker brought this ALL ON HIMSELF. You'll note that his younger brother PRINCE Edward has never been trashed in the press. Why? He's not a pedophile who gives secret information to his friends. Andrew is.

Can you say SLAVE SHIP FROM 1700, KIDS? I knew you could.

Indeed. They may LAUNCH that war, but like most things Trump I will be a complete and utter mess and disaster.

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

@npr.org Why did your Morning Edition host Michele Norris today talk to someone about Billy Preston and NEVER ONCE say he was gay? The entire point of this documentary is that he was a mess because he was closeted. But you never say "gay." STOP SELF CENSORING. IT'S A FORM OF LYING.

I grew up in Illinois corn/soy country. My 1st question for him is WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR? The most likely answer is Trump. Most IL (and other state) farmers voted for Trump. Even though they knew it was not in their best interest. They did it anyway and fucked us all over including themselves.

I found the proverbial "waste, fraud and abuse" in government. All so Kristi and Corey can play billionaire.

@kairyssdal.bsky.social What the hell was up with that piece you did this morning? Talking to a construction company owner about his workers getting harrassed and neither one said the word racism. NEVER ONCE. It was SO weird. Two white guys talking about racism without ever saying the word RACISM.

On NPR's Marketplace this morning the white host and white owner of a construction company talked about employees being "profiled" and "harassed," they were quitting. But they never once said "RACISM." Really @marketplace.org? This segment was SO weird. (1/2) www.marketplace.org/story/2026/0...

BREAKING: I obtained text messages in which an aide to U.S. Rep. Tony Gonzales, R-San Antonio, acknowledged she "had an affair with our boss." 2 sources said the affair was an "open secret" in the office. The staffer died by suicide last year. @expressnews.com: www.expressnews.com/news/article...

LLMs DO have niche uses. It can assist you in solving complex equations or perhaps in solving a sticky coding issue. But it will not solve all of our problems. Until LLMs stop hallucinating (aka "THEY MAKE SHIT UP") they're a non starter for anything serious, like medicine.

Alternate headline: “47% lie to pollsters”

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

This guy is far braver than I. I would never give Muskrat and his creepy LLM any of my health data.

And we'll close with down by the river. Fuck ICE y'all. FUCK ICE.

Here are some fun pictures from Mardi Gras today, to take your mind off the state of the world. It was a gorgeous day here in NOLA. Danny made these by hand. 9000 paper links.

For the 1000th time. ABOLISH ICE IS NOW THE MODERATE POSITION. This agency cannot be reformed. ALL ICE AGENTS MUST BE FIRED. #ABOLISHICE

It's like a Who's Who of "gag me with a spoon."

I'm sorry but these people GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED. They learned a very very very expensive lesson that "AI" is just an expensive prediction machine that will fuck you over because you were too fucking lazy to check the damn data. DO YOUR DAMN JOB, "Comfortable Box 4527." Lazy motherfuckers.

This is the kind of thing that I think we jaded online political people miss. The people who are protesting in places like MN are just ordinary run of the mill folks like this guy. Radicalized by their own government abusing human beings in disgusting ways.

Hey, look what I found in my email. Public comment for the White House Eastwind ballroom bullshit. You know what to do!!! savingplaces.org/public-comme...

What are those kids going to think when they grow up and see that their fathers were throwing them under the bus constantly when they were children? It's not cute. Not remotely.

Is there anything more American christian than sitting next to your slut of a boyfriend, who is not your husband, and you are not his wife, while praying over fast food? Tacky as fuck, Kristi. Tacky as fuck.

Why would anyone (even if they ideologically agree with the Trumpies) do this? The DoJ is a mess and everyone can see it. Bondi's in over her head, Kash is too busy flying around on the FBI plane jetskiing with his GF to run the place (he doesn't know how anyway) and Auntie Jeannine is drunk.

Walkinshaw: Bondi is going to have to answer questions about her failure to follow the law with respect to the Epstein files. Missed the deadline, continues to hide 2.5 million files, redactions that are not consistent with the law. What's she covering up and who is she covering up for?

Today in creative protest: Audrey Rose Vintage is hosting a Valentine's Day fundraiser. Donate $10 or more to a legal aid fund and they'll they'll embroider "Fuck ICE" on a garment of your choice. More details: www.instagram.com/p/DUmADo6ifj... (Via @longfellowwhatever.bsky.social)

Huh. And what are the takeaways here? Republicans suck at managing the economy.

If your job is to go through millions of pages of data and images, taking out any that implicate a predator so they can continue raping children, you need a new line of work after you finish your prison sentence.