Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)
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A reunion tour with Capaldi channeling Malcolm Tucker would be awe inspiring
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Sardonicus
3 days ago
'The Dreamboys Early 1980s Scottish post-punk group (started as "Bastards from Hell" initially) featuring a young Peter Capaldi, and at one point, the role of drummer was filled by comedian/talk show host/writer Craig Ferguson.'
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J. MF Grant
2 days ago
[does a rail, slams bourbon, writes an entire short story that almost immediately gets purchased, strips naked, howls at the stars]
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Greenwater Mercantile and Adventuring Company
2 days ago
I drink whiskey. Write drunk, edit sober.
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Richard Blandford
1 day ago
Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.
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Guess weāre gonna find out if you can stop fascists with mockery alone
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Dara Lind
2 days ago
F A men create F O times
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Computers that will remember us
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Wrycke
over 1 year ago
Anytime I see a JK Rowling naming joke, I think of the person who posted a few years ago that they were mad about no Latino characters until they realized that person would have been called something like Yardwork Jimenez.
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Paul F. Tompkins
6 days ago
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks
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Iām halfway through season 2 of NOBODY WANTS THIS and my main takeaway is that all Millennials should die
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Abe Goldfarb
6 days ago
At one point Michael Flatley (playing retired spy Victor Blackley) takes off one jauntily angled hat only to be handed another. This to me is cinema.
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Fantastic Four: First Steps spoiler . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Okay so everyone in the Fantastic Four, even H.E.R.B.I.E., has seen Sue Stormās hoohah
11 days ago
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LofturS
12 days ago
In Icelandic we have 'Ćkind' for monster. But the translation is un-sheep. So everything not a sheep is dangerous.
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muscular baby jeb lund
12 days ago
We used to make things in this country. Like cereal designed to stop you whacking off or visiting prostitutes.
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Pavel*
13 days ago
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Trump is about two weeks from scheduling public executions at the White House
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Andrew Kinsey
14 days ago
Dearest Martha, Today we endured the most fierce fighting yet in our just endeavors. There were projectiles everywhere and regrettably I was struck squarely in the chest by one. The explosion was immense. But, Almighty God protected me, for though I smelled onions and mustard I persevered.
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Hallmark movie where a small townās Christmas festival must end with the sacrifice of a visitor
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Got a new robot vacuum and Iām naming it Peanut Hamper after my favorite person of silicon
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In the Hallmark Christmas Universe, everyone suffers an attack of retrograde amnesia at least once in their lives
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It must be so cool to be one of those English aristocrats who gets something named after them, like the Earl of Sandwich or the Duke of Wanking or Lady Dumperton
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A friend told me his CPAP gives him gas and I think heās using it wrong
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The adoption documents a dog rescue makes you sign should be called prepuptial agreements
30 days ago
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LA Blue Dot in GA ššø
30 days ago
I am so proud of the nearly 7 million No Kings protesters who filled the streets across America to protest Trump. And video of the No Kings protests around the globe was amazing to watch. š
#ProudBlue
#Pinks
#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog šŗš¦
about 1 month ago
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Frovo
about 1 month ago
WALTER LANTZ: what should i name my cartoon bird ANIMATOR: boner bonedick WALTER LANTZ: what no ANIMATOR: stiffy stiffwang WALTER LANTZ: absolutely not ANIMATOR: woody woodpecker WALTER LANTZ: i love it
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Idea: Hair dryer thatās also an air fryer
about 1 month ago
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Johnny Deppeche Mode
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about 1 month ago
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Jack Boot
about 1 month ago
When I was frightened my Nanna would sit next to my bed, rub my back and whisper, "Shhh, ghosts aren't for real Jack." Which would have made me feel better if she hadn't died before I was born.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson
about 1 month ago
In a few short years, JD Vance went from calling Donald Trump "America's Hitler" to defending republicans who say, "I love Hitler." You can't shame people for hypocrisy when they have neither shame nor values.
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āAn escalator cannot fail. It can only become stairs.ā
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about 1 month ago
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I love AI
about 1 month ago
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RiotGrlErin
about 1 month ago
the grim reaper driving a taxi full of meats and cheeses makes it a death cab for charcuterie.
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Fixinsā Bar
about 1 month ago
owner of bologna heart
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Bob Chipman šPAX East
about 1 month ago
A robot in the mafia is a man made made man
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ceej
about 1 month ago
hardly any floppy disks remain from shakespeare times
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The Judgement of Heaven
about 1 month ago
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rax ālevon honkersā king
about 1 month ago
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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Northern Exposure reboot where thereās a Predator in the woods
about 1 month ago
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Edmonds Scanner
about 2 months ago
Hang on as best you can. Take care of yourself. Take care of others if you're able. Sharpen your antlers, put on your best traveling cloak, disappear into the forest, and find other creatures like yourself gathering together in the gloom.
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God I miss sane Presidents
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about 2 months ago
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Brits call people āgormless,ā but nobody ever gets called āgormful.ā
about 2 months ago
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Pitching MURDER AS, a New Zealand mystery featuring an American detective who spends a third of each episode mocking the localsā accents
2 months ago
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Sharon
2 months ago
ah, well
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Dak
2 months ago
You post for fun.Then for attention.Then for validation.Then one day you realize: the app isnāt free.The rent is your sanity.
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Getting old means a lot of dinners with friends where you talk about your relationship with your CPAP machine
2 months ago
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Gretchen
2 months ago
My mom started hanging old CDs in the garden so that if a bird comes over to peck at a tomato it will quickly become distracted by its desire to learn QuickBooks
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Silverwing Prime
3 months ago
Literal tanks have better visibility than those trucks.
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