Anyone who thinks "oh this is business as usual, we'll get through it" is a fucking moron. This Sombrero A.I. trolling shit from the White House? This is abnormal. This is embarrassing. This is inexcusable bullshit. Any prior president would have been in jail by now. This is not normal.

Scott Jennings is either lying or wildly misinformed about what happened in Chicago. He keeps claiming 37 Tren de Aragua gang members were arrested. As if it excuses zip tying kids. DHS says 37 were arrested, and only 2 were suspected gang members. Van Lathan gets it. We can’t lose our humanity.

Strap in.

I will literally Zelle $500 to the first person who gets arrested for beating the shit out of any asshole who slaps this "challenge coin" down at a bar.

This one goes out to all the stupid MAGA motherfuckers who kept whining that "tRuMp iSn'T pArT oF pRoJeCt 2o25"

[rubs temples moar] www.themirror.com/news/terrify...

[rubs temples] www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

I probably shouldn't post anything tonight, because I am tipsy and in a very black mood. Hug your pets.

OK, bots. Seriously. I guess this goes for actual humans as well, whatever few of you are still out there in this dead internet. If your profile mentions God or Jesus, it's a fucking instablock. Stop adding me.

Sharing this, and you're watching it, so now we're all on a list.

friends with large accounts, I'm not going to pester you personally but just generally speaking, I would sure appreciate a signal boost on this thing. We seem to have leveled out, and since this is a one-shot (won't be in bookstores) I'd like to get it out there as much as possible.

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

If you find even the word "porn" so offensive and horrible that you feel you must spell is "corn", we're probably not going to be best friends. Also, I will probably struggle to figure out why you're ranting about an agricultural crop's terrible effect on human sexuality for at least ten seconds.

HURR HURR TROLLIN DA LIBS HURR DURR HOW HILARYUS Or, hear me out: He's dead serious about trying to stay in power in 2028.

Good night apnews.com/article/trum...

The big problem in coming days is I see a shutdown happening, and then Trump publicly says "Pfft, Congress, who needs 'em, M I RITE" and a whole bunch of the USA agrees from all political sides. This will not work out well for us.

New vid. youtu.be/vf3cjWZpfmU

If I am doing I.T. work for you, remoted into your computer, and I see you using CapsLock instead of Shift to make capital letters, please understand: I hate you. I fucking hate you with a completely unreasonable rage.

If I didn't know better, I'd say Trump is actively trying to cause a Gov Shutdown.

Someone messaged me 30 mins ago. "Do you really think society is about to collapse, or are you just being an internet doomer?" Bruh. I am typing this from a fucking homestead in the middle of nowhere. I spent time, energy, and money to get here. Do you think I'm just fucking around?

And now it's a pleasant 63 degrees out. The sun is setting. Birds are chirping. The violence of the rain has passed. The temp outside dropped so fast that it's still 72 in here. We threw the windows and doors open, and all the home AC units auto turned off.

Just had one HELL of a, as Texans say, Gully Washer here at the homestead. Tiny little bowling ball of two storms converging. Property is FLOODED. (We're fine, the house is raised.)

Interesting. Another white church shooter. Just off prior instances, probably a right wing Christian. This will shock libs I know, but that is not the norm at all... except for church shootings, which are incredibly rare. But every one I found is a white Christian, and usually with mental issues

This will lead to yet another spate of churches encouraging their worshipers to bring guns to church. Theologically, this gives me a sardonic belly laugh. If only their religion believed there was something else that could save them. Like, I dunno, a higher power. A god, if you will.

There will be no rebellion until most of the USA cannot get delivery fast food, internet porn, and video games on demand. Not selling this as a home board game, just callin it like I sees it.

Very pretty this evening.

GUN DORKS: California mag capacity restrictions are lame! Only 10 rounds? USELESS! ALSO GUN DORKS: My 1911 is the BESTEST FUCKING HANDGUN ON THE PLANET and if you say ANYTHING about the 8 round magazine I will piss myself and cry like a bitch!

Those fools. They'll enter Portland as soldiers, and leave as indie band members and wrapped up in two and a half polycules

Alternate theory I've had since 2016: What if Trump really isn't interested in following P2025/the GOP? What if his actual goal is to completely collapse the United States?

Last I checked, a whooooooooole lot of liberal Oregonians are also staunch 2A fans.

Chapter 2 of "Will he start a fucking Civil War over the Epstein Files"

I'm sure a bunch of O-7s and above are going to love being called in like this by an O-4. www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

The Trump admin is now preparing to start a war with Venezuela for *no fucking reason.*

For those who don't like woo nonsense, skip this. For those who know about my personal brand of woo bullshit: I haven't slept for shit in the last 3 nights. Lucid dreams of a major grid collapse and rioting. I wake up around 1-2 am and pound sleep meds and STILL can't get back down until 4.

Even people who are actually Anti-ICE don't hold signs reading, or say, "Anti-ICE." It would be like holding a sign that says "Anti-Donald-Trump." Milquetoast nonsense.

Someone take the keys away from @warrenellis.bsky.social before he kills everyone. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Yeah, I just... can't. The timing, the speeches MAGA pols are making immediately, the bullet writing... I really hate dumb fucks who believe bullshit conspiracy theories, but this shooting in Dallas stinks like week old salmon.

Wee bit loghtningy tonight.

If in the unlikely chance there is ever a Christian rapture... I am 1000% sure I'll be left here. Looting the shit of the raptured. I'm cool with it.

Haha. So in that last YT vid, I was working on installing solar lighting inside the shed on the back lot of the property. Tonight, I saw the light for the first time after dark. Out in the rural darkness... our shed glows like something out of a Stephen King fucking movie.

There it is. The stump-fucking stupidest thing this administration has officially done so far. So far. I say these words about once every few weeks.

Another Monday, another vid.

The worst part about being aware of the Kirk memorial tomorrow is knowing that if anyone gets shot or killed... I won't actually know if it was a false flag or an actual attack. Thanks, MAGA, you made me into a fucking shit eating tinfoil hat wearing asshole. Great job.

Sorry, libs, but in my research, POC are overrepresented as mass shooters. No, I don't think this means POC are more likely to be murderous, violent criminals. I'm saying, and have been saying for years, that the narrative of "white conservative with an AR-15" is the problem? That's bullshit.

An excellently written op ed, and I agree with its spirit. But I also find it unbelievable that the opposition will properly execute this plan.

"Look, there won't any violence if you lie back and think of England."

In the hundreds of mass shootings I studied from 2014-2019, 4 were trans. The entire idea that trans people are a high risk of violent crime is insane.

Locals - any idea what this big goober was? No rattle, head shape is not a viper. I've never seen a garter or gopher snake in the desert with this pattern.