TIRED: I can’t go to bed, the game’s still on. WIRED: I can totally go to bed, the game will still be going in eight hours.

Can we just do rock, paper, scissors, and call it a night.

Dodgers Ownership letting ICE pick off people in their parking lot and have the nerve to blast those Spanish Trumpets so obnoxiously is making me mad

Think I have officially hit the delirium stage of WS extra inning baseball. I took both dogs for a walk and the game is STILL on!!!

baseball is the best American sport because it captures the feeling of tenacious not-dying (despite wishing for death) rather the cheap, increasingly manufacturable sensation of feeling alive

When you're closing in on at 6hrs at the pizza sex party:

I've had enough. Bring in the ghost runners

Just spotted Pat Sajak

Wouldn't want Bo to have to test that knee of that pop put out lol

Strongly reconsidering being a sports fan. Ignorance is bliss or whatever Jim Lahey said

Fuck, really have no choice to bring Heinn

I let him hit

He had 5 hits against the Mariners. In last 3 games. You give him a chance too hit. Ain't no more pinch hitters to bring in

Sorry once I start running in a baseball game I’m never stopping, the third base coach will have to tase me to stop me

Two egregious out at 3rd/Home. I appreciate the gamble but we're at Game 3. Compose yourself

Had just spotted Bill Simmons before that hit. Bad omen

Nooooooooo

This is fucking torture

Ohtani*

7-4 if you count continuing to pitch to Ohtnai

Should be 7-5

🤬🤬🤬

We lose. It's because we gave them the game.

Fire the dipshit into the sun. He couldn't read a ball homeplate or a barely hit single. Awful Baseball IQ

We really traded for that goof ball. If the Yankees give up you. It's for a reason. Wtf!

Sick to my stomache

Sickening that main stream news sites post this shit. This is lack of awareness. This is framing of the story is intentional

Better put some water wings on lil Mafks than.

Gimenez has been hot. Zero outs. Ernie drop bunt. Straw as pinch runner scores on that play

Should have bunted

Ffs

Bunt....

Vlad showing he is just all around at a great ball player in one inning. Defensively/Offensively/Base-Running. He has improved so much every year at all facets of the game

Just noticed the HP is the height as Kirk. No wonder his strike zone has been wonky. As fellow short. I wouldn't be able to accurately call high low strikes. You need to be at least 6' to be HP ump

Don't wanna hear shit abt Toronto fans being classless as George gets cheered after being injured.

Oh no

Yeah. Mad as in crazy not Mad as in angry

Play like that by Vladdy is perfect encapsulation of why Blue Jays are where they are. Just an all around good baseball team

oh Ohtani is doing something impressive again apparently?? Big deal did he mow the lawn and blow leaves at dusk tonight like me? No?

George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad

Why not use Lauer?

Bunt???

Fuckery

The government shutdown has put SNAP benefits at risk for millions of Americans. Travis Peters, an urban farmer in Detroit, is giving out free produce tomorrow 'If it's getting tight, my food is free. Don’t even sweat that'

Food banks are not a replacement for SNAP, but please donate to them all the same. Contribute to crowd funding if you can. Volunteer. This is going to be nasty and people need to eat.

Or even better, one of THESE

Hella bags of shredded cheese....?????? Release them folks grocery if you don't have one of these