@cjzero.bsky.social did the GK join The Sprockets?

as a pick me up i'm going to watch tom hanks attempt suicide #amancalledotto

WUT??????????

@cjzero.bsky.social Hydration break ... over as Mauricio does a Powerade punt

@cjzero.bsky.social harry kane interview

dan burn. what a freakin substitution. #worldcup

norwegian hedder is not a red herring

@cjzero.bsky.social 82 degrees and Leo is wearing what?

fireworks going off well before sunset #misery

@cjzero.bsky.social Paraguay? Parasaves!

i wonder if the band hanson likes mbappé

no, you don't look cool in your biking outfit

OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANG!

@cjzero.bsky.social Egyptian Dana White coaching the mens' team

early morning #bears

#DeezNeds #WorldCup

#bears everybody yawns

@cjzero.bsky.social For his 100th consecutive major start, the USGA gave Adam Scott a certificate in "Renaissance Faire" font. The broadcasters compared this to a photoshopped oversized Smuckers jar pic with Al Roker that the Today show does for viewers' 100th+ bdays.

@cjzero.bsky.social best brazilian feed since fogo de chão .

that's some (backward) vision #brazil

@sollenbergerrc.bsky.social Tom Clancy / the script writers saw it coming in 2002: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzp2...

Our tax dollars are being laundered by the mob in the White House.

new englanders re: winning a championship

"we're all new yorkers today." - espn uhhh, no.

the horniest imdb bio ever www.imdb.com/name/nm00017...

flattened in manhattan bonkers in yonkers a win for brooklyn sweet dreams in queens "the who?" in the bronx

oh my god

@cjzero.bsky.social nobody wants to win the Memorial and shake Jack's hand

@cjzero.bsky.social Does Sam Burns' kid look like John Daly? Discuss. #WeatherDelay

so, susan collins cares about character now?

@ditzkoff.bsky.social did variety really have to tell us this?

i'm so happy that something finally good happened to kylie jenner

@thefarmerjones.bsky.social biggest news of the day. the western half of the country may never recover (I like them too w/ some steak seasoning but I think you and I are about it)

Is @mayor.nyc.gov "Dave"? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZARA...

tell 'em Rory!

@cjzero.bsky.social Rory w/ the "Shut the fuck up." after a bad hit and a "U-S-A" chant from the gallery.

trainspotting: the musical. what rhymes with junkie, toilet and tracks? how lively can the singing be if the story is they're in a heroin haze?

@sickoscommittee.org sorry but why isn't @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social posting up a storm on cinco de MAYO?

so much yelling......

'Inside the NBA' on ESPN includes Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel on the "Gone Fishing" graphic for the Boston Celtics.

@sollenbergerrc.bsky.social can't have warfighters if it's not a war

woman looking at unconscious man in hospital bed: "they say it's good to talk to them." her boss: "that's for comas." woman: "thanks for wasting my time." #widowsbay

diego pavia may wanna change the name of 'minicamp'

@cjzero.bsky.social is he basically riding him here? (reddit)

@sickoscommittee.org but, did you watch the dodgeball championship video? www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4mK... (i did not)

Chris Berman voice: WOOP!! Mike "Ready, Willing, And" Vrabel breaks through the gap! He. Could. Go. All. The. Way!! WOOP!! #nfldraft

give the Pope the Nobel Peace Prize now

@cjzero.bsky.social Homa w/ the ANGRY club toss at RBC Heritage