She is correct!!

I really had to think about my age and do some math bc I be forgetting

44

I’m getting a bob sew in for the holidays and I am so excited to love my best Robert life

It did though!

Having the same marketing strategy as a crack dealer seems bad Idk I’m just a person who likes to problem solve and write complex sentences, so maybe I’m wrong

I had to buy a new can opener and in my search to go somewhere that wasn't amazon/target/Home Depot I found a whole ass hardware store a few blocks from my house. Apparently I pass it all the time

Lawd this latest episode of Pluribus... it is very much giving

SAME, girl. Whew... in Justified?? baybeee

entire voyages made across seas for spices and people refuse to use them. why?

Every piece of automated tech/software isn’t AI. Every piece of AI doesn’t require a small communities worth of water to execute a command. Part of the tech industry’s strategy is to just label everything AI to muddy the waters for people who don’t bother trying to understand anything.

all these black friday emails they are DESPERATE bro….

You pull out a lotus wrapped turkey on Thanksgiving with my family and you are getting your ass beat. I’ve seen fights over less! Please be serious Unc!

Oh absolutely fucking not there better be another turkey somewhere lmaaoo

I ate SO much yesterday. It was incredible. One thing about me im gonna be obscenely greedy on thanksgiving

Not buying a thing

Whew I’m so sick of the tradwife industrial complex

Thanksgiving tomorrow, world on fire and I can’t drink. 😩 life is truly not fair

A man with his own sexual assault allegations is making a documentary about someone else’s. Interesting.

I’m not a medical professional but it seems like everyone on the show “Doc” needs to be fired and maybe arrested? Don’t nobody follow protocol at ALL

there was absolutely no reason for anyone to go visit that man. none.

The Rich hate the poor regardless of the relationship

TRIGGERED!

I remember a time when being disrespectful and mean to women would have you first in line for an ass whooping…..bring back real men

I’ve officially reached the “I’ve bought too many greens let me see if *insert friend* needs som greens for Thursday” stage of adulthood.

I know it’s cold out but yall need to go outside and get some fresh air. ASAP. Please. Blood pressures need to be at 120/80 on this fine Saturday morning.

Black coffee and rage

Who?! What are these children doing to their faces??

Aretha Whitney Mariah Cece Jazmin Brandy

Not all heroes wear capes

Just got my VI peel!

ZEE…

😂😂😂😂

“Yall hard on the men on here” The women of BlackSky:

TBH I probably needed like 2-3 more ass whoopins as a kid lmaaooo I was really a habitual kind stepper.

I got one real spanking from my parents as a child. But I got popped on the hand a few times by my granny.

January 1 cannot come fast enough. I never want to hear anything about this bozo again.

One thing Democratic leadership-level politicians refuse to understand is that if you invite a bunch of assholes into the tent, then a lot of people who were already in the tent will be like "this tent party sucks now" and leave it.

Homelessness at any scale is a systematic failure and not a personal one.

Ruby Bridges is younger than both of my parents.

Conservatives went from “it’s a hoax” to “he’s not in the files” to “he barely even knew Epstein” to “yea he was there a lot but he didn’t participate” to “ok but how old is 15 really?”

Again it’s not good that the most prominent leaders of the party keep insisting it’s a trap to talk about “identity” when the Trump administration is pushing white supremacy.

I’m for whatever politician bans Private equity.

I laughed WAY too hard at this 😂

Thank yall for framing this as “anti-choice” because this man damn sure isn’t pro life.

Do I want to know why yall are talking about Bill Clinton?

There is a difference between being tone deaf on social media and not reading the broader "room" and people just... enjoying things in life? But that line has disappeared, apparently.