When I’m president grocery stores with be required to put frequently bought items near the front of the store and frequently bought together items closer together. There’s no reason the milk and cereal are across the store from each other except to trick you into buying more stuff along the way

The only other American option who is up there skill wise is Jason Tatum who has 0 charisma

Remember to defrost the turkey before you try to deep fry it …or don’t it’s actually funnier that way

And that’s why they immediately turned that location shit off. All the trolls aren’t even in America

She’ll definitely be on the next season of Dancing with the Stars

RFK Jr is like Mr. Burns. He already has so many ailments that they’re canceling each other out and preventing each other from killing him

One of them couldn’t even pass firing training and they still thought “yea this will totally work”. The confidence of untalented white men is astronomical

While I love playing Gambit I’m starting to remember why I stopped playing strategist. These DPS players are dumb as fuck and haven’t gotten better. 5 seasons in and they still don’t understand positioning, target priority or how not to stand directly in the line of fire? #MarvelRivals

Every time I play Gambit I feel like LeBron. I’m leading in every stat category. Out damaging/getting more finals than DPS, out healing the other strategists and I’m leading pushing. If Gambit had a shield I’d probably be blocking more damage than tanks #MarvelRivals

I kinda fell off on Wale after The Gifted and I don’t know why cause I actually liked pretty much everything he’s done. I got like 5 albums to catchup on

The entire Republican Party has always given me white frat bro vibes and we all know they love doing homoerotic stuff to each other as “pranks”

I know the government isn’t hiding the existence of vampires and werewolves because if they were real Trump would have tried to use them as a distraction from the Epstein files by now

1. Black Thought 2. Jay Z 3. Lupe Fiasco 4. Andre 3000 5. Kendrick Lamar

They said “making you look like the Joker makes me look bad as a surgeon and I can’t have that. You gonna look like you belong on Botched even though I did it right”

Can’t wait to be told the Epstein files can’t actually be released even after the house/senate votes passing because they’re being used in an ongoing investigation

So 3 of the biggest cloud hosting services have all gone down at least once in the last like 1 months. AWS went down like a month ago, Azure went down like 2 weeks ago and now Cloudflare is down

Surprised Geoff didn’t find a way to sneak that Elden Ring Nightreign game in there

Ok there’s no way they aren’t doing something weird with the match making. I won 5 competitively balanced placement matches in a row then all the sudden it’s like they started giving me team mates that have never even played a video game before #MarvelRivals

“It’s bad now because it’s happening to me”

We are about to have to ignore every pardon Trump or JD Vance gives out at the end of this term and arrest these people anyway cause the shit they are doing right now shouldn’t be pardonable

Placement matches don’t factor in individual performance so unless you are good enough to carry your team, get lucky enough to have competent people or you’re stacking it’s not really going to fix anything for most people #MarvelRivals

Conservatives went from “it’s a hoax” to “he’s not in the files” to “he barely even knew Epstein” to “yea he was there a lot but he didn’t participate” to “ok but how old is 15 really?”

Who came up with these prices cause none of these things are even close to being worth the prices listed

Finding out Trump gave Bill Clinton that Nancy Reagan will be worse to Republicans than Trump being a rapist and child molester

“A mouths a mouth” - Bill Clinton apparently

Can’t wait for all the trolls today trying to throw everyone’s placement matches #MarvelRivals

They will have R. Kelly perform “It Seems Like You’re Ready” at the next RNC

Is mortgage fraud the only crime they can think to falsely accuse people of? Like damn throw something else in there every once and awhile. Mix it up a bit

Fuck you mean “temporarily”!? Bitch you blind forever

“Pedophilia is only bad when we need to make stuff to keep trans women out of bathrooms. When it’s the little league coach, a cop, a priest or Trump you should just ignore it” - Republicans

I’m tired of people that couldn’t strategize their way out of a paper bag trying to tell people what the “real fight” is. Just shut up

They about to start accusing Klay of fixing games at this rate

“Why aren’t people shopping at this business anymore” I don’t know maybe you should ask the business why they’re increasing their prices will giving people less product at a lower quality

Stray Gods is like $2 on CDKeys. I’ll take that

Just because you grew up with something or because it came out when you were a kid doesn’t mean every iteration of it is supposed to cater to you

I love that in Toy Story 3 they basically told you it’s for a new generation now and to let it go and y’all still complain every time they make a new one. You’re damn near 40, they aren’t making them for your enjoyment

I love British tv cause they’ll have 6 season of a show but each season is only like 4 episodes. Watch a whole series in one sitting

I don’t even remember what happened in the final season of Luther and I didn’t even watch the movie and they’re making another one

I hope that restaurant trademarked “tendernism” before some white person tries to steal it

All the Republicans that were for releasing it when they knew it wouldn’t happen are magically going to vote no now that it can

Also guess I’m back to playing strategist cause of Gambit #MarvelRivals

I feel like they can’t call the season “Love is a Battlefield” and not use the song. I know they got licensed song money by now #MarvelRivals

Magneto tried to hit Rogue with the “he’s no right for you”. You ain’t slick Erik. Trying that old man dirty macking

Kim Kardashian has the money to have gone to any law school on earth and the connections to have interned (or whatever it’s called when potential lawyers do it) at an actual law firm but she decided to basically try to learn to be a lawyer using YouTube

“Joker said he might think about letting the hostages go if I let him blow up some orphanages so I let him” - Dem Senator Batman

My head canon is that Kevin couldn’t get over the thrill of setting dangerous traps but word spread quickly not to go to his house so he started breaking into other people’s houses and setting traps there and that’s how The Collector franchise started

Being in a relationship with a “prank” content creator must be hell especially if you aren’t also a content creator. I honestly wouldn’t know when I’m supposed to take you seriously or not

I doubt they would but since they’re going back to Krakoa for this Gambit/Rogue season what if they use this as a reason to rework Ultron into a tank #MarvelRivals

How League of Legends fans feel when jump into conversations and my only frame of reference is the show Arcane is likely how I feel when MCU only fans try to jump into Marvel comic book conversations

Y’all actually gonna show up for primaries now or not? You can’t keep complaining about establishment democrats when y’all stay home every time it’s time to replace them with better candidates