I’ve been saving the historic door I replaced in the attic. Decided to add some legs and turned it into a patio dining table. I love a resurrection

I have to get up and start being productive, 0/10. I don’t recommend. Today’s list includes walking the dog, spraying the weeds, and a work thing that I need to complete before Monday

It’Ll RePlAcE eVeRyThInG It’S hErE tO sTaY We HaVe To LeArN tO lIvE wItH iT It’S iNeViTaBlE I love having been right about this soooo much, so so so so so so much

I need to find a new tinted moisturizer this summer for oily skin. Anyone have any favorites? It’s too hot to bother with foundation in the summer and my choice last year used to burn my eyes if I sweat, so I need to change. Sheer coverage is preferred. Thanks gang

Mary might go upside Lizzo’s head, the flute lady better hope they don’t end up alone in an elevator

Sooooooo, we’re supposed to act like we don’t know how to see…or????

I just saw a hummingbird outside of my window and I don’t have a feeder for them! Won’t catch me slipping again; I’m about to rectify this immediately

Hey you guys, I found the pictures! Fact: Dennis Rodman gives great hugs

This is gross, I gotta update my will. Do not bring me back as a computer ghost!

So, either a squirrel/chipmunk moved one of the persimmon saplings into the pot with the pear trees or something ate one the the persimmons and randomly planted a maple tree with the pears. Idk man, without a greenhouse I’m having all kinds of mysteries this Spring

Okay, pop off peonies 🫰🏽🫰🏽🫰🏽🫰🏽

And so it begins

🗣️JULIA, GET THE CURLERS READY

Looks like one of the squirrel thieves stole from the potato bed and replanted in the compost bin. Nature, it finds a way

I harvested a bag of kale from the backyard. The first of this season. Making a crock pot soup of kale, lentils, chicken bone broth, and I might make a small pot of rice to accompany it. I am hoping to eat mainly from the backyard this summer. I think I have the right combination of plants

From blossoms to berries, the blueberry bush is showing off

Finally, something from my garden is in bloom. I guess I’ll retroactively take back my complaints of rain

Hard agree. It boils down to the absolute power of the block button. My ability to completely remove you from my view and that of my followers the moment they try to pop off in mentions or quotes must be infuriating for people always playing devil’s advocate. Get lost losers

I won’t upgrade my banking app because it says it wants to optimize my experience/navigation. If you don’t get the AI out of my business. I get paid and then I pay bills, I’m as optimal as I’m going to get. I have to log on the website now, but that’s better than whatever tf they’re trying to do

One thing that I’ve learned from my years on social media: the candid way Black people discuss history make people who don’t know it squirm. “Don’t you mean…” getting batted away with “I said what I said” is why I love us

Thank you all for the condolences. My mom was the youngest & my aunt the oldest of 4 sisters passed exactly 5 months apart. I hope they met on the other side. My two remaining aunts…they’ve been through so much recently

My mom passed away a few days ago and my sisters and I are finalizing all the details for the funeral. I am so lucky to have these sisters, they’re the best thing to ever happen to me. I love them so much

This is a public health crisis, the additional smog will exacerbate respiratory illness. We could have just…not bombed another country. Instead we’ll all read in about 5 years the baffling results of higher instances of asthma and chronic bronchitis. This is such a stupid time to be alive

I thought the future was going to give us rocket backpacks to fly around. Turns out, living in the future really sucks. OMG

Happy Mother’s Day from me and my broke bestie to everyone else who picked up the tap on their own celebration. We do it for the love of the game and the gremlins

My son learned to use a staple gun to help me repair the chicken wire fence around my garden beds 🥹 I love him so much, omg

Omg, same! I’m not buying a cartoon dress. Either hire models and photographers, or miss me. I’m not buying the Marge Simpson special

Omg, same! I’m not buying a cartoon dress. Either hire models and photographers, or miss me. I’m not buying the Marge Simpson special

I’m looking at pictures in the months after my chemical peel… My skin was definitely cleared up after the acne scars from constant masking, but I was soooo pale. That liquid leached every bit of melanin right out of me

I’m about to get in the bed, this week wore me out. All this rain everyday has been exhausting

I remember marveling at the enduring 150 year legacy of indigenous gardens when I read about it a few years ago. That idea of lasting food and biodiversity juxtaposed with this intentional destruction of trees in the name of corporate profit interests saddens me www.science.org/content/arti...

My son has a fever, out of nowhere. So, he’d fallen asleep on the couch next to me. In true sitcom fashion, our dog joins us and refuses to leave his side and pushed me out of my seat to keep him company. She’s the mom now

I just realized that I thought Draymond Green was another player…the player I’ve been picturing is named Glen Davis, who apparently WENT TO PRISON‽‽ What is going on in men’s sports

Dr. Acton is going up against Vivek Ramaswamy in the general election this November. Ohio is about to get very weird commercials for a few months

I had about a half tank of gas and decided to fill up. It was almost $42. I drive a sedan. I need to replace the inner tube on my bike for the summer because I will be rolling around like a teenager on two wheels where I can

Pop corn for lunch because I don’t feel hungry, but I need to eat something

It’s primary time. I usually wait until after school to take my son with me to the polls, but he’s got after school practice and I didn’t want to cut it too close. I usually feel an inspirational connection to my grandparents when I vote because they used to take me with them. Today, I feel sad

I hate all the airlines these days. One thing I cannot stand: being nickel and dimed in every interaction of my life. It’s not a big deal, but also enough of an annoyance to ruin a day. I sleep through snack time most flights, but I still think a little cracker and drink isn’t too much to ask

I forgot to pack my lunch today, but that Benefiber powder in my cup of water is going to hold me over until I head out in a little bit. The is is an unpaid PSA to tell all of us that we all probably need more fiber

I, for one, enjoyed Hamilton immensely 🎶I know my sister like I know my own mind🎶 still pops out of my mouth unprompted on any occasion where the 3 of us say the same thing simultaneously

We found a bunny nest and I rigged it with a protective barrier against my dog and the lawn mower. We go out there later and the baby bunnies are missing. I hope the momma came back to get them, because I did my part. Do raccoons eat rabbits? Because I (my dog) chased one off in between all this

Cassie and Rue ALWAYS gotta take it too far, Oh My God. Send these girls to the moon for a cool off period or something #Euphoria

Today is my dog’s 4th birthday. Started her out with a food topper and we’ll walk over to the pet shop where she can pick out a treat…I’m also giving her a bath there, but I’m not going to tell her about that part. Then I think I’m going to let her walk around the garden center that allows dogs

Oh, this man is a psychopath

Journalistic laziness has led to tweets, posts, and skeets being inserted into stories as “people are saying” because they can report without interviewing anyone. That’s what all the BS is dying/irrelevant convo is about. Without 10k reskeets, they can’t use this platform as a source of consensus

We did 1 mile this morning and she has been whimpering and whining since. I was panicking while working thinking she’s injured and I pushed her too hard. This MF is trying to go on a second morning walk…ARE YOU KIDDING ME‽ Just like having a sleepy toddler 🙄

People keep saying that the fight to take up now is in the states, and I am sorry to tell you this…but we (the voters) in Ohio have been trying that for years. The problem is that there’s no punishment for violating a court order in these cases www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...

Horrific news cycle today. No words to express my feelings right now

The PAIN of trying to taste the food at a restaurant while trying to hold my breath to avoid the smell of cigarette smoke as a kid…getting into the backseat and knowing my backpack would reek all day during school. I absolutely hated. As a kid I got into trouble for holding my nose around smokers