Update: very yummy, but not photogenic. I put black beans into the broth and that made the whole pot look muddy, but my frozen jalapeño peppers from my summer garden added some nice spice. 7/10 I enjoy it and I will try again with a different type of bean

Simmering some chicken curry because I really think I can make it delicious, so I’m trying something new. I’ll make some rice once it’s closer to being done. I should have started it in the crockpot, but I really don’t like to leave it on while I’m at work I’ll let y’all know how it turns out

I’m not cold, but my hands and feet are still ice cubes. Jesus be a circulation aid

Fake Spring has me excited to air out the house on Tuesday. I’m going to open every window for a few hours

I feel like now is the perfect time to ask whether anyone else has read On Davis Row by N.R. Walker

So, I just went to wash my hands and apparently my water isn’t coming out now! I wasted time mopping this morning and now it won’t turn on for a shower. Thankfully, I have some water on hand from the recent storm prep. I might have to shower at my sister’s house though. On hold with the utility co

I believe this is Ai. Comes from a page ON IG that regularly uses AI. No source material. And the one fake post claimed if was from wxy7 channel 7 news channel in DETROIT. It is NOT. Also there is another version of the same story with a different Ai image attached.

I companion planted lavender and rosemary and now I can’t tell if both or only 1 was successful. I do enjoy the mystery stage of “what did I do” of early sprouts

Lazarus, the peace lily that wilts down to a sad little drooping stem and then pops back up to show me that it shall not be moved! This baby constantly proves to me that life always finds a way. I won’t give up on it, even though it regularly throws tantrums

Going to be untucked and unfouched for the weekend. C'est la vie

I ran to my local wine shop, as one does, and came during the middle of a tasting. They let me try about 5 wines and said “see you next Friday” and so I think I just accidentally joined a wine club. What a delightful little Friday treat

You’ll never be able to pick ME out of a lineup

This kind of nonsense doesn’t happen on the row I don’t eat where y’all eat Fine, be poor. Don’t talk to me because I’m on the rooftop with Chef and it’s his steak day and I can’t over cook it or he’ll be mad until next week

“Now how am I supposed to reach something way up there‽” *camera pans for an exceedingly long time to the upper shelf (not necessarily the top one)*

I’ve decided to advance to the next level of yoga practice, if you want to learn to *insert stretch* I highly recommend it Horses If you were to turn a starfish into a person, what you think the extra appendage would be if it were a woman

If he parks in my space ONE MORE TIME *video of fly work outfit which will then be entered into evidence*

A man asked me “can I have your ph…” when I told him he was Dennis Rodman’s doppelgänger before he finished. His shoulders slumped and seemed upset. I now he realize he was going to ask for my number. I was going to say no either way, but I guess he didn’t like I said that *gym selfie*

If the sale candy on Sunday isn’t at least 50% off, I’m going to write a letter. I will not accept a 15% discount in this economy

Time to unlearn how to read

Me and another car were trapped inside of a car wash bay for about 45 minutes. Why, you might ask…because it’s run by AI and it got confused when we both braked at the same time and it shut the entrance and exit doors. No panic/alarm buttons, but another customer alerted someone to let us out

Did I tell y’all about the time I got put on punishment in elementary school because I thought my gym teacher looked like the dramatic actor on Unsolved Mysteries????? My mom was so mad at me and then we had a new rule: no dialing numbers if didn’t know the person who would answer the phone 😭

When this show was in its early days, I went back to Detroit to visit family and stopped by here store. I said “it kinda feels like decor Cracker Barrel” and they all told me I was being crazy. I’m about to light up the family group text with the most belated I TOLD YOU SO of all time

Horrifying update: she was only 9 years old in the picture www.theguardian.com/world/2007/n...

You know what needs to be developed? Scalp sunscreen for my parts when I wear braids during the summer. Something that’s good for the health of my hair and doesn’t judge me for having a pale scalp *mails letter to the cosmetology community*

Happy Hour next week, I’m officially calling it. We’re just single people who stated a food club and I think we’re all happy with it. Nobody is trying to do anything other than share a few cute little plates

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

If YoU’rE sO pOoR, wHy Do YoU dRiNk JuIcE aNd EaT cHiCkEn???? 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭 I’m sorry, but what is going on? I kinda miss the scolding for eating avocado toast and refusing to buy tuna fish in the can

My very first concert was The Boys, my older sister and I wore matching polka dot skort outfits

Elder Millennials: this is a cautionary tale. Let the young people have it. Time to take up a mature hobby, do the kind of skiing without jumps or get a walking stick for the trails. It’s not out time for this kind of activity, time to close that chapter

Y’all, why did my son ask me if I’ve ever heard of an elephant hurting someone and I had to bust this out! I found the trailer, he was in China (not Thailand) but I can’t find the full episode. If anyone knows how to watch it, send it my way. My 13 year old wants to watch youtu.be/gvujEDjwuoQ

Looks like we’ve got a new “have you seen the movie” moment. Congratulations everyone, we are now in the plot of Footloose

@aarum.bsky.social can I have a one day honorary membership to join your sneaker posts? I got the Valentine AF1 and my teenager told me “the color way goes hard” and I feel very good about that

These people are so out of touch with reality, it’s baffling “People are using their credit cards more, why aren’t they shopping here?” Necessities. People are using their cards to buy groceries and pay for gas. Many people are priced out of disposable income purchases now

These companies are smoking crack, raising the prices only locks out your existing demographic. I’m not paying dine-in/table side guacamole prices for your watered down rice. Good luck with this strategy

I was very sad at the conclusion on 2025 because my favorite maternal aunt passed away and her funeral was right after Christmas and I was responsible for writing the obituary and playing a part in the ceremony. I’m belatedly announcing I had a significant career win at the end of the year

His wife:

Thinking back to those years that I thought the Joe Namath wearing a fur coat picture was Maury Povich…I used to just be on the internet and observing memes on pure vibes

I’m wishing him the best. Now is the time for me to confess that the first time I saw David Rosen walk into the room on Scandal, I’d confused the actor for Christopher Reid 🫣 I am perpetually ashamed of this error, but I hope he would have laughed had he known

I finished my workout for this morning, but I’d like to share a little “yay, me!” bit of inspiration for anyone who needs it. Yesterday, I wore sheer sleeves and when I look at my arms when I bent my elbow *BOOM* muscle definition

Yesterday, I asked my son if he wanted to spend today at a museum and that’s how I found out it’s Super Bowl Sunday. I think I’ll order some pizza and wings and let him have the root beer that’s sold in glass bottles. A little sports experience

At a Founders Day event, so you know what that means? Time to wear my newest brooch

another year of us not running a super bowl ad

Never forget what they took from us.

I think I told y’all about how I’ve almost eliminated food delivery fees from my budget, if I’m not willing to drive to pick it up it means I probably didn’t really want it badly enough. Anywho, I get emails to beg me to come back. Why did I get one saying free delivery from Taco Bell…I’m offended

I woke up early to workout, but then I felt too cold. Now I’m snuggling under the covers and I think I’m going to just turn this into an after work goal

They're an unincorporated territory and hold birth right American citizenship. And neither they, nor us on the mainland, need passports to travel in either direction. Something a surprising amount of Americans don't know.

WTF is an AI Enabled Printer‽ I just got so mad, I can’t even make a decision. I just need to push a button and print a paper. Why would AI need to intervene in that process Stupid

Now why is Detroit in it? She left before she was even in middle school I move the strike that from the record

I am just here to remind you that if the average American went to the hospital in an abundance of caution, private insurance, Medicare, or Medicaid would probably determine this wasn’t medically necessary and reject the claim. This would bankrupt the average American

I accidentally audio FaceTimed my niece when I was trying to text her, hello old lady years: nice to meet you