Last night, I fell asleep watching a show. When I woke up this morning there was a note from my son with a synopsis & “I did not like it” because he didn’t want me to waste my time rewatching 😂😂😭😭 He’s still asleep, but woke up earlier to tell me he thought it was terrible. I love that for me

I’ve been thinking about the isolation of American life lately. Without affordable and far-reaching public transit and no culture of adequate cheap accommodations (like pod hotels or hostels), there are so many people locked into the place they were born…we’ve got to make explorers of youngsters

I’ve been thinking about the isolation of American life lately. Without affordable and far-reaching public transit and no culture of adequate cheap accommodations (like pod hotels or hostels), there are so many people locked into the place they were born…we’ve got to make explorers of youngsters

Posted the full thing on IG because people need to see exactly what he said: www.instagram.com/p/DWwOL-Diez...

My son and I found our favorite turkey bacon at Costco and we’ve been eating it for a while. Went yesterday and they didn’t have it stocked. I hope it comes back, Sunday breakfast isn’t the same without it

I took my kiddo and dog a few years ago and it’s definitely a “I like the idea of camping” experience that’s perfect for me. Having a kitchenette, bathroom, and ready to go fire pit makes it a very soft nature experience. 10/10 do recommend

Update: every time I eat something cooked over charcoal, I remember why I do it. Freaking delicious

Out of the hospital bed and into the dirt

Since my divorce, I’ve independently initiated the grilling process more time than I ever have in my life because my son really likes it. I’m going to be honest: I do not get the hype. I’d pop this shit right in the oven and be happy if it weren’t for this kid

Everyone who bemoans the Bluesky problem is always asking why strangers won’t deeply engage with them on demand. I speak when I want and about what I want on here and I block a lot of “oh you’re posting about X when Y is more important and happening in the world” responses. Go join a debate team

I may not touch grass every day, but I usually set aside time to play in dirt. I’m so impressed with myself that I’ve got the corn to sprout

Not Kelly Osbourne’s old face being Kylie Jenner’s current face. I literally can’t identify famous people anymore without a label. It’s so weird

My son, who has a wonderful soul and a can-do spirit is doing long jump and high jump this year on the track team. I asked him why he’s not doing a relay this year and he said, “coach said I run like I just got new legs yesterday” and I have never laughed harder. Bless the middle school coaches 😂

Today it’s going to be low 70s after a pretty cold day yesterday. I put on my light sweater and didn’t wear a jacket. There’s a lady wearing a tank top and shorts. I HATE this time of year

Tomatoes, corn, and beans have joined the sprouting cycle. Good start for a first time try at this method of starting seeds

It’s been raining all day, I feel so sleepy

I have been invalidated…INVALIDATED!!!

I ordered two tamales and I’m already excited to eat the second one tomorrow. So yummy

I ordered two tamales and I’m already excited to eat the second one tomorrow. So yummy

So, arugula is an early performer. I hope it doesn’t try to thrive too soon and wither before I can plant them in ground

So, arugula is an early performer. I hope it doesn’t try to thrive too soon and wither before I can plant them in ground

Transphobia is often the tip of the misogyny/racism iceberg. If you specifically and narrowly define womanhood, everyone outside of that construct (including athletic or muscular women) are targeted. We’ve been trying to warn people about this, but “identity politics” was a gag to try to shut us up

She threw a Molotov cocktail down the SL and dipped. What a morning

Is this Lake Lanier’s mother?

First thing to sprout: some arugula I didn’t expect anything so soon

Years ago, Usher did an interview and he was asked if he’d ever let his own kids get the same growing up with Diddy boot camp experience that he had. His response with an emphatic “Hell no, absolutely not” type of answer. If he’s too dangerous for your kids… www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar...

Adding some granulated fox urine to my arsenal this year. No poison or traps for the animals minding their outside business, but I might be able to keep them away from my plant beds if they think a fox lives in the backyard www.predatorpeestore.com/fox-urine-ya...

My exterminator asked if I wanted the first appointment of the day at 8 and I agreed. Knocking on my door at 7:45 when I still have my white strips in and my scarf on my head is NOT what I bargained for. Have some decorum!

My eyeballs are sore, I feel like I might need a little tincture or something. I hate this time of year

In 2024 we had the American High-Speed Rail Act introduced in Congress and it died on the vine. If it had passed, we’d be in year 3 of 5 for an annual investment of $3B in the development of an interstate high speed rail system. We never use the money for the good stuff

It was 70 degrees yesterday

This country jumped the shark and there are people still cheering about it. This TSA to ICE swap is going to be a nightmare

Seeds are in I placed this large box on the windowsill. I put the potatoes into the outdoor beds Inside the cardboard tubes are the following: basil, cilantro, acorn squash, cherry/galina/purple tomatoes, cucumber, broccoli raab, lettuce, arugula, collards, corn, bush green beans, and watermelon

Okay, I’m about to start planting some stuff. I hope my new system works well in transplanting later in the season. Wish me luck

This is my favorite genre of summer. Seeing the men who used to wear knee high socks and jean capris as boys showing off their hamstrings is a delight. Didn’t even know they had legs underneath all those voluminous layers of the 90s

I forgot how sad The Bluest Eye is and I don’t think it’s going to be my book for today. The weather is warming up and I have a quite Saturday on my hands, I can’t read myself into heartbreak this morning

People call me a paranoid oldie because I won’t download new apps and when I do it’s only minimal information sharing on the settings. Every few years, I’m vindicated for telling all these companies to mind their own business and not mine

I cannot believe we are still having these types of disciplinary actions taking place. I’d rather melt all my flatware and drink it scolding hot than ever have this happen to me. OMG

This looks like the most delicious setup in the history of romance! I could have been seduced out of my knickerbockers at a dinner party like this smh This is probably why I don’t get invited to a lot of book events, too excitable

Goodnight gang, y’all be easy

I think this is why we are so crotchety, we had the “find the primary source” drilled into us by the generation being duped by AI pictures of a man drop kicking a gang of alligators

This is only funny because it wasn’t me. The fury that would have exploded out of me if I was hit by a ghost car…OMG

I think I want to tile my ceiling on the first floor, but I’d have to get rid of the texture on it first. So, I may do a carpentry grid as a compromise…I’ve got some thinking to do

I’m about to loosen my spine right into this mattress. I wish I could figure out a way to not carry so much tension in my lower back

drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters

I am very happy for them because that minimum contract was some bullshit

I will NEVER stop coming from the top ropes on this guy. He’s had the stench of unacceptability from the moment he stepped onto the scene. Put his pay on his oyster boat, for all that’s holy!

What’s going on with this new ÿ that Wig is using? How long has he been doing that?

It snowed today, so I decided to make a pot of greens. Then realized I should just turn it into a nutrient rich soup. Anyway, that’s why I’m up waiting for a pot of collards, carrots, potatoes, and jalapeño to cool off before I refrigerate it

I watched Wayward and now I have a crush on Mae Martin, so I had to look them up and make sure they weren’t too young. In the clear