More people need to know how hard it is to remove a sheriff. Sheriffs have no oversight outside of an election. Sheriff departments typically average way less cases solved than regular cops but with the added bonus of absolutely no oversight. www.stlpr.org/law-order/20...

My mother in law made me a blue whale planter for my birthday he’s adorable

It’s especially fun when it hits while I’m teaching!

Good morning! My piece on fuckboi Victor Frankenstein is alive! www.slashfilm.com/2031238/osca...

Men continue to be a plague on society

I ran into a few Canadian airmen and had to be a total dork and tell them how cool they are because they're Canadian and we suck. They were polite about it.

Your own. Personal.

#EarWorm I'm so sweet like a nice bonbon... youtu.be/NljkxBPJkCw?...

Share a TV series that you've watched from beginning to end more than once

Share a tv series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.

Give it to mama!!! #ATurkeysInnerThought

#ATurkeysInnerThoughts Who is Julia Child and why is she looking at me like that? Also, whats a jive?

#ATurkeysInnerThought is this week's #TalkieTags #HashtagGame Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with @BrandNewMcMann.bsky.social and @NessaStar4.bsky.social !

I shopped at Aldis for the first time today and I think it changed my life? Theyre relatively new here.

Dr. Frankenstein. “I’m going to say it. The village has a monster problem. The more we pretend like we don’t, the worse it’s gonna get. We do. Don’t tell me we don’t”

Oh, you mean 3 dumb binches who were 2nd to last to figure out that the rights they helped take away from anyone else that isnt their ideal of a person has made it easier to take away their own rights?

she appeared on halloween of course she did

@markmason13.bsky.social Found this during my YouTube browsing. Outstanding cover. I know you like Pink… youtu.be/_eEp6oitCa4?...

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Buy weird things and help support public media. Want a jock strap? A giant replica of LBJ's gianter balls? Go here and help local public media survive Trump. e.givesmart.com/events/LYw/i/

You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%

WHO DOES THAT PUT THEM IN JAIL NOW

@formergregsamsa.bsky.social This is the best idea that has ever idea'd! youtube.com/shorts/TWPlv...

The correct answer is A League of Their Own

I've been watching this guy for some time and I really love the way he works hard to connect with neurodivergent people to help them have a comfortable and non-stressful haircut experience. Link text: Transforming a haircut experience for a nonverbal child with autism youtu.be/5ZcocsfXc7o?...

Straight up a first amendment violation.

🎵stay away from meeeheee🎶

Yo, dawg, I heard you like Oreos...

If you are looking to search through 20,000 Epstein documents and were wishing there were a searchable database, look no further… @hcrichardson.bsky.social

Sorry im late. My cat demanded forehead kisses.

Unsurprisingly, Black churches (not including mega churches) and mosques made up some of the “yes” responses.

I will be forever jealous of Jeff Goldblum's ability to wear an every day cape. Sigh.

The phrase of the day is "distinction without a difference." bsky.app/profile/tkin...

New personality incoming.

This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)

Most of us wouldn't brag about having a libertarian for a friend Megyn

Shes the same person the Duggars used to protect their assailant who's now a convicted pedophile but ok.

From what I've read, the churches and mosques that offered help have a congregation of mostly poc. Isn't that interesting?

TAX ALL FUCKING CHURCHES!

In this case, the police are taking it more seriously than the school….

The odd thing is this sorta implies they believe Johnny Cash actually did that too.

Accurate. I kinda feel bad for people with good eyesight www.buzzfeed.com/kristatorres...

Congress SHOULD be voting to reopen PARTY CITY and JOANN FABRICS and not the GOVERNMENT

Doing a sleep

Awakesies.

I feel seen.

My bsky feed is now like 97% fun stuff like this.

Is it henchpeople or henchpersons? I want to get my villanous rise to power right