Coming home drunk, time to crank that Yob if you know what I mean

the last 300 feet of your drunk walk home are the hardest to not piss yourself in #inspiration

okay hear me out

My favourite cinema buddy is moving away :((

Should not have clicked that video my head is spinning

Shout out to the nice lady from the wrestling podcast for making me *get* the Beach Boys

Der homie hat mich wieder auf's Bares für Rares gucken gebracht und es ist wirklich das perfekte konfliktfreie Fernsehen

Gunther Fehlinger mentioned in the most recent knowledge fight! Alert @ciaran.operationglad.io @cornerspaeti.operationglad.io !

Got a date on Friday? Without me being the one to make the first step??

Going through my youtube likes playlist is like surveying the geological strata of the past 10 years of my life

Immediately recognised the music from this japanese TV & Movie soundtrack compilation I put into my yt like list 8 years ago youtu.be/TA9LVzuC7z4?...

Smooth as hell, man

absolutely fascinated by this line of logic. what would a “whistleblower” be able to tell us that is not already immediately apparent? and how would this uniquely motivate congress to act when they have not done so after everything we’ve seen in the past year?

Wrote some words I guess boxd.it/cI41b5

Put on The French Dispatch

Love telling people that chatgpt is just "the mathematical average of a Reddit comment". It's seriously one of the best arguments to get people to understand how unreliable it really is

Zum awareness team gehen weil ich mich unwohl fühle wenn schranz gespielt wird

me

it’s CALLED brechtian alienation…

Und ein herzlichen Mashallah für den Mann der diese Halloumirolle gezaubert hat

Scenes from the boys' discord

Depression kicking my ass these days fucking hell

Oh lmfao Scott Adams died?

Gavial - Koru Mindset www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x7N...

POV we're on a date

Cold Spark cannons are the most bitchass form of pyro and if your pyro guy only brings Cold Sparks he hates you. Like ordering a steak and the waiter brings you a plate of parsley sprigs and nothing else

Rickenbacker 4003: everything about this bass is sexy, including the "creating wave" headstock. Some people don't like it, but they're wrong. 10/10

Because I'm sick and bored, here's a thread where I give TRUE and OBJECTIVE ratings on a variety of bad guitar headstocks, because I'm very normal about this. Let's start with the standard Fender bass headstock. Often copied, classic, but safe and kinda boring. 7/10

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

me thinking about global heating accelerating faster than most predictions, as a dying economic system murders its way into oblivion and builds warehouses dedicated to increasing emissions

yeah i'm freeuse,,, freeuse for cuddles and kisses

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Taxi Teller …. Do you know it ?

Rip to the woman trying to pitch me a band that makes "a mix between idol style jpop and metal/deathcore". Two things that I really do not have time for lol

sure do

"I asked chatgpt" oh yeah? I stood before the sorrowful miracle and a terrible cry was heard from the depths of the mountain of ash, joined by guttural screams, animal roars, and one which was heard above all: the scream of an old man, which resounded gravely, as out of the throat of a giant.

martha may whovier was also a style icon

Hoffe es macht dir nichts aus das ich beim kuscheln -deine Wangen küsse -dir sage das ich dich heiß finde -in dein Ohr puste -das Ritual beginne -das Portal öffne -es ist getan -es ist getan -du kannst nicht entkommen

Eines Tages werde ich diesen Ramentopf mit jemanden teilen </3

in the english-speaking world they make their children watch "duck tales" rather than "standing up tales". this is a sign of western weakness and effeminacy

guy who does the "i like my coffee like i like my women" spiel to order a flat white

Told her she's giving shelly duvall and she leaves me on read I might as well end it now

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Warum heißt es Buttercroissant und nicht Gleithörnchen?

Lifehack for when you have a hard time keeping plants alive: you can just give them water from your personal water bottle, now you're staying hydrated together :)

Who up imminentizing the eschaton?