Cologne South Town , help them find Nala !

If you see a guy in Cologne with Argentina 10 Meßi jersey , it’s me I know you spell it Messi but 1 letter was 1 € in Turkey and ß is the same as double S From the 1€ I saved , I bougth a Coca-Cola Zero

Messi was shit today Still , Argentina’s won They have to level up for quarter final Big respect to Egypt 🇪🇬

Muhabbet Saller from Egypt , strong player

Are you a Messi Fan or a Schlapp Schwanz vom Dienst ? I am a Messi fan and I know he will score despite missed penalty ⚽️

Where do you watch Argentinian game ? I watch it as always at the Maredo steak house at Haupt Bahnhof

Messi = Chancentod Very bad penalty shotter

What many people don’t know : I am the boss of the Antifa club

The only fanbase more idiotic than cr7 fans in the last 12 years are Neymar fans like Capital Bra These guys don’t understand shit about soccer But we , the Messi & Haaland fans , do

My dream is to have a house at the Copa Cabana - in Rio 🇧🇷

My e-Scooter driving style ? Talahonus Maximus Aggressivus

1x Like = 1x Pro Mental Help

My Favorit meal ? High Proteine

What’s your favorite World Cup 2026 jersey ? Mine : Belgioune away , very modern and mutig

Belgioune away is by far my Favorit World Cup 2026 jersey 🇧🇪 I love the cotton candy vibe

Mbappér 💙🤍❤️

Cologne ! In which soccer shop can I buy this jersey tomorrow ? Or order on flink so I still get it tonigth ?

Portugal number 25 , Nuno Mendes Best player of the game so far Left back defense is tight , great offense play and best shot of the game

LF 7 , the more iconic Portuguese number 7 than crybaby CR 7 in my opinion

The prediction is meant : After Penalty shooter

usa President doesnt let fifa fuck his Team and some people love him Schlappschwanz Germany goes Home in 16tel and everyone hates German President Andere Länder andere Sitten

Trump did more with his call to Infantino for American sports than German goverment did for German sports in 100 years Deal with it Your criticism is just Jealousy because America is better🇺🇸⚽️⚾️🏀

Infantino/ FIFA did the right thing : We all love Balogune and want to see him score goals⚽️🇺🇸

Funniest thing in the case Balogun would be if he plays and gets a red card because Brutalo foul again

My Favorit German questions as smalltalk start ? 1. Wat willste ? 2. Wat haste ? 3. Verpiss doch aus meinem Gesicht

Neymar What a weird career Unused potential

Germans complaining about Trump taking care of Us-soccer and making a deal with Infantino so Balogun can play vs Belgioune We can criticize it as much as we want - Friedrich Merz should have bribed the referees and save our country The damage is done because Merz didn’t take action

My Favorit Soccer Player ? Folarin Balogun 🇺🇸

I love check 24 , I only pay 23€ for a hotel night (hotel rating 7,1 ) in Riga because I played the World Cup Tippspiel

Johannes P Kerner What a Schlapp Schwanz

Another traditional thing I will do in Riga🇱🇻

Jack the Ripper What a fucking idiot

Der Herr der Ringe What a fucking idiot

Harry Kane aka Harry Höhenkrank will perform like a drunk Englishman tonigth

Beamte of any kind. = Schlappschwänze Do you agree ?

Will Hamit Kane score vs Mexico tonigth ? I think no

My favorit Animal ? Zapf Hahn🍺

If Kloppo rejects the DFB offer , they should hire this guy for Bundes Trainer

Let’s move to Kap Verde ! A Dream Island

Can you rap the doubletime hookline from Eminem in Forget about Dre or are you a Schlappschwanz vom Dienst ? I can rap the doubletime hook from Em

Goodbye Australia You wouldn’t have deserved 1/8 finals It was bad football (soccer )

Me soon after having my first Jamaican Jerk chicken at Reggea Bar in Riga 🇱🇻🇯🇲

Austria „Geheimfavorit“ is the soccer male manipulator equivalent to musicheads listening to Radiohead or Sonic Youth I‘m glad Spain won . Well deserved And very cool fan Rosalia

David Araber will score for the Schluchtenscheißer But the final score ? Spain 4 - 1 Schluchtenscheißer

I have a idea for DFB coach Jürgen Kloppo

Senegal Senegoal Senegeil Senegalatasaray

Goal ⚽️⚽️ Belgioune 0 : 2 Senegal Blow the final whistle , referee

1 more goal Senegal so I have 2 perfect Tipps today