Fuck 2025 , soon it’s over 🙌🙌🙌

I feel like adults age 27-34 around 2017 all had sex toy advent calendars I think this weird cultural phase is over

For what price would you take a powershot from Deontay Wilder ? Me : 50€

Whatever store or restaurant you open in Germany , it should have one of these 2 slogans 1. Geiz ist geil 2. Ich bin doch nicht blöd Which one do you pick ?

I suffer from Deutschland , I am Deutschland-krank

Fuck Der Gerät . I prefere a bit of sweat in my Döener Jobs to the people , fuck AI/ We don’t want Döner schweis-frei

Simple geometrics Earth=flat Ball=round

5 Likes = I will get a Skrillex tattoo 10 likes = I will get a Zart Mann tattoo

The best seasonal job for winter ? Skispringer at 4 Chancen Tournee

Spaghetti = very Bad food

The best donut 🍩 of all time is Vanilla frosted From Dunkin‘ 🏀

Der Gerät , the Döner Robot , was advertised as a friendly helper for your restaurant But now , 20 years later , I realize that it was Trojan Horse for all AI technology Well played , big tech

Yes it’s true , my name is Dieter Deutschland and I pretend to by Johny Knoxville but in very bad

Is it normal that the tax advisor laugh at you because you make so shit money ? 🤣💰

In cologne I saw a man with a t-shirt Sex Coffee Podcasts Police arested him and people on Domplatte were cheering

I might be the biggest idiot of the century

A very good German sentence always starts with Mal angenommen…

My tax advisor because of who I went Knast (tax fraud )

If you wear another tracksuit then this , you are a snob who think is something better

The G-Unit rap crew is (in my opinion ) untouchable

Do you know Deonty Wilder ?

Me , single man during Christmas time enjoying dinner

I am the Bodensatz of this society :- D

To Mr Wissen to go : You are nothing else then a Besserwisser , Schlaumeier & now Untergangs Prophet . Get a real job

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Wish I was Generation Z (Generation Zart Mann )

My hair cut ? Rasta locks

Do you know the soccer club/company Arschenal Londoof ?

In cologne , you have 3 options for anything A good A medium And a bad

Most porpular student rapper ? SSIo

Are you a boomer , gen X , gen Y or Gen Z (zart Mann ) ?

I wrote a rap rhyme Merzedes Benz/ Trotz Insolvenz/

How often do you watch illegal live streams ???

Artificial intelligent is cool

How is your Döner habits ? I order like the following 55% of the time Döner Keber Tasche 44% of the times Lahmacun roll 1% of the time Dürürm

Please show me respect because me self esteem is very low and it makes me feel better , ok ?

Double threat

In my opinion , anybody not regularly thinking about Auswandern out of Germany is a patriotic Neo Nazi who loves Germany too much

My private detective agency has the name Lug & Betrug GmbH

Zart Mann , why do you work for abusive people ? I thought you were one of the good guy‘s ?

Respekt isn’t given , it’s earned …

The best car of all time ? Honda Civic

Why do Santa Klaus say Ho Ho Ho instead of Hello ?

Is it normal to get folowing symptoms after 6x20 chicken MgNuggits ? Nausea Dizziness Swollen eye

Mark Sugarberg , king of technology Thanks for the iPhone apps