Roman anti-cheating gaming accessory! This Roman ‘turricula’ (dice tower) was used to ensure a fair roll of the dice! 🎲🎲🎲 Dice dropped into the top, tumbled over sloping internal levels, and appeared randomly below. From Froitzheim, Germany, AD 300-400 📷 LVR-Landesmuseum Bonn #Archaeology

pollera dancers with swords... is this anything

I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social

one of the most insane conspiracy theories that is commonly believed in human society is simply, "children cannot be trusted to offer information about themselves"

My work supervisor gets nothing done istg 🙄

One day this stupid thing will work.

Our many aging cherry trees, originally a gesture of friendship by pre-war Japan, blossomed last week. Lovely, but: global warming.

please.

the people who rule the world are irredeemably evil, but they are also impossibly stupid

if “for sale, baby shoes, never worn” are the saddest six words, then “riding in a golf cart fatly” is the opposite of that

The further west you are, the more blood there will be in tomorrow’s blood moon lunar eclipse www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/glob...

woooooo bottom of the table baby! no where to go but up!

i want to eat an entire raw salmon and a pound of blueberries drizzled with honey

Drag king stage name Alfred Packer

whoops

The early medieval burial from Gammertingen, 6th century AD. The high-ranking warrior died in his early 30s and was buried with a Byzantine helmet (a so-called Spangenhelm), his weapons, and his mail armour, which consisted of about 45,000 iron rings! 📷Landesmuseum Württemberg 🏺

i dont like the person i am in the trader joes parking lot

I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds. I support neither imperialism or dictatorship. Sahar Delijani said it best:

I was in Athens last week and saw a Mycenaean imitation of this style in the National Archaeological Museum.

While we sit around to find out how bad exactly it all is, a bit of cheer: the best baguette of Paris competition was won by a Sri Lankan who appears to have started as a dish washer in restaurants and eventually trained as a Boulanger. www.paris.fr/pages/la-mei...

I hope she's in wiwa in case idgaf abt my starter 🥺

hold on a second im still imagining. wow what a mess. still fathoming gimme a minute

Marvellous 3,500 year-old Minoan clay flask decorated with a wide-eyed octopus 🐙❤️ Excavated in 1903 from a Bronze Age settlement site at Palaikastro, Crete. Heraklion Archaeological Museum 📷 by me #Archaeology

If you killed 85 children, I guess I do think a just society would tear your ribcage out. I pretty much do think that

You know what you could do today instead of doomscrolling all day is go pick up a copy of Persepolis. It is stunningly good.

On the record as profoundly and violently sick of this shit

Babies🥹💚🧡💙 #PokemonWindsWaves

BROWT GANG

OH WE'RE SO BACK!! 🥵

The truth is not the average of a fact and a lie.

I thought this was a joke about how poorly Brady Tkachuk handled the last few days but no this is actually just a fully accurate description of what he just did in a hockey game that’s happening right now

"It's like working with a very junior programmer that never learns and never gets better" is the best analogy I've heard from a senior programmer when trying to use LLMs for game development. There isn't any intent or learning from experience.

One of the most attractive and kind of hilarious things about a human being is when they have a regional accent that only comes out when they’re angry

It's hilarious that they've convinced themselves that there's a massive, under-served audience segment just yearning for more right-wing content if only someone would give it them. It doesn't exist! The people they're talking about already only watch TV and entertain themselves by bitching about it

I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

me seeing christopher lee is trending: oh no!!!! me after clicking on it: oh its just a character on some show that has the same name me: me: wait christopher lee died like ten years ago

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

entirely unimprovable execution by the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social social team

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

2026.02.25 Found a new vocal stem and coping mechanism today!

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all” Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since “Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”