Probably my second favorite after "It's the Holy Ghost, Charlie Brown"

All gasp no breaks.

Every HR training is like: Susan is wearing jeans. Tim says, "Hey toots, nice gams. Squats? Awoooooga." Tim pounds the table with his fists, whistles, hits himself on the head with a mallet, his eyes eject from his head, and his skull opens to reveal a screaming steam whistle. Is this appropriate?

You remember during the first little mini-series bit of Battlestar Galactica when the cylons can fuck up all the tech, so communication is printed on paper and you have to physically take it across the ship to whoever needs the memo? It's that. Good on Gen Z.

I believe the sequel was actually greenlit as 2Cas 2Curious

This is the crux of the bargain white ppl made voting for trump & the gop. "Rid us of brown ppl & make white ppl the majority again & we will sacrifice our jobs, savings, homes, and even children." They 💯 factored in those losses & decided it was worth it. That's why nothing else he does matters

I once again call on Congress to pass the Violence Against Strawmen Act and put a stop to brutal attacks like this one once and for all

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

No Enron! No Enron! You're the Enron!

What we’re seeing is a repeated and increasingly explicit offer of white reconciliation over a shared commitment to preserving white supremacy.

Chris I do not need this right before Virgo Cup

My most woke opinion is I *do* want to ban and confiscate guns. We should melt them all down and build a bridge over the Rio Grande with them, which we paint rainbow.

The Department of No-Shit-Sherlock announced today that the sky is blue Captain Jonathon obvious had this to say: "Obviously we're very pleased to put the sky question to bed. This team is doing work on par with the Is-Water-Wet case of '78. By 2035 we hope to know whether bears shit in the woods"

"It's so easy to get ze best of people ven zey care about eachother, vich is why evil vill always have ze edge. You good guys are always so bound by ze rules. You see? I kill my own men?" - Casanova Frankenstein, GOP majority leader

So we folded?

Incredible

Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn. She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C. www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...

Feeling faction homeless because I hate uncommitted AND I'm pro-Mamdani.

Woke up to dead Dick Cheney, going to sleep to Prop 50. Today fucking rules.

California knows how to party.

Anyway, beat back facsism with this one weird trick: Find a black woman Ask her who she is voting for Vote for that person

democrats are probably going to win everything tonight running democratic socialists, anti-trump fervor, and various flavors of moderates and everyone will learn from this exactly what they already believed

We need to do the March to the Sea

Standard time is the worst thing ever devised. Going home at 5pm in darkness is absolutely soul crushing. All so a bunch of morning people can have a little more daylight at 6am.

A Malort section on the cocktail menu and the drink names are: - Meet George Jeppsen - Jane, His Wife - Their Boy Elroy - Daughter: Judy A straight shot is an Astro. A boilermaker is a Rosie.

Guys, please find a hill to die on that isn't a Blackwater Mercenary under Donald Trump with a Nazi tattoo

Look, it was three whole years ago that Platner was saying anti-gay things, but he's changed, and he definitely won't change again. How could he? It's not like a senate term takes more than three years, right?

88 Problems: The Graham Platner Story

Anyone telling you this spells doom in Maine is being silly. It is now 230 days until the primary and 377 days until the general. And it’s not like the campaign has already been going for a long time. Platner just announced 293 days before the primary and 440 days before the general election.

Wait, he covered it up with Fenrir? AHahahahaha

If you said, "And then he *physically* demolishes the Whitehouse" you'd be kicked out of the writer's room for heavyhanded allegory.

If I were a wannabe strong man who already had the largest protest movement in US history on my hands, I would simply not starve 40 million desperate people with little to lose.

An ironic Nazi is a Nazi. Just about every Nazi I've seen started out ironic. I would not be surprised if WWII historians discover Hitler was just joshin' and it got away from him.

I am going to piss people off but its time I say it. Stop fucking listening to these people. If Black people, especially Black women are telling you that a candidate looks suspect, yoi need to fucking listen

The whole internet loves buff white populist, who combines left wing ideas with masculine aesthetics prized among reactionaries! *5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the populist has a totenkopf tattoo

Milkshake Duck (1971)

It's less "We regret to inform you the milkshake duck is racist" and more "We regret to inform you the goose-stepping goose is indeed racist."

Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...

You absolutely can come back from being a nazi tattoo having racist. And if that's this man's story, good for him. At the same time, where white folks are getting caught the fuck up is, even if you do all that folks DO NOT HAVE TO FUCK WITH YOU!!! And that's just something you gotta deal with

"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA" * article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window

I've been trying really hard to concentrate fire on the fascists and cut back on internecine bickering with the Sanders wing. And now he's defending a fascism fanboy. I really can't, folks.

This. I never much cared about the *moral* assertion that billionaires should not exist. It's true but never seemed like the most pressing moral failure to resolve. The REAL reason billionaires shouldn't exist is entirely practical: they're an apocalyptic-level threat.

Did we check to make sure the shell didn't have 'antifa' written on it in sharpie?

a leftists head would actually explode if they experienced this

A Tiktok channel branded like Cartoon Network and named Boomerang, but its just 15 second clips of like Homestar Runner and Magical Trevor

"what you fail to see, Mr Pope,"

So is Gavin Newsom going to sign those *five* trans rights bills passed by the state legislature that are sitting on his desk orrrrrr -